***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread***

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

the answer is simple... create a wiki page about the month and year you were born and include all kinds of crazy ass stupid **** that never happened and is so far away from realistic that no one in their right mind would use it as a resource...

then use it as a resource for your paper

i meant can't use wiki. can't type tonight, which is all i'm supose to do for class. go figure

[Elliott18t]

Originally Posted by Oakes

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhh

I'm off to get a new phone, going crackberry so I can keep up with my own life.

which? tour kinda makes me want to trade in my storm lol..

[Oakes]

the tour, yes.

[Meeshell]

Originally Posted by sleeper15

this paper sucks. I have to write a paper about the month and year i was born in. but, the teacher wants us to use only web resources, and no wiki.

Well at least your prof knows wikipedia is the least reliable source available... I don't understand why this paper would suck...

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by Meeshell

Well at least your prof knows wikipedia is the least reliable source available... I don't understand why this paper would suck...

cause every thing i search for, sends me right to wiki.

[Elliott18t]

lol

my birth year/month all this **** happened according to wiki

December 1 – The Ford Taurus and Mercury Sable are released for sale to the public.
December 12 – Arrow Air Flight 1285, a Douglas DC-8, crashes after takeoff in Gander, Newfoundland, killing 256, 248 of whom were U.S. servicemen returning to Fort Campbell, Kentucky from overseeing a peacekeeping force in Sinai.
December 16 – In New York City, Mafia bosses Paul Castellano and Thomas Bilotti are shot dead in front of Spark's Steak House, making hit organizer John Gotti the leader of the powerful Gambino organized crime family. During the shootout Andrew Bearse is born in the middle of the street, when his mother is hit by a stray bullet which forces her into early labor. He survives and currently resides in Detroit, Michigan.
December 24 – Right wing extremist David Lewis Rice murders civil rights attorney Charles Goldmark as well as Goldmark's wife and 2 children in Seattle. Rice suspected the family of being Jewish and Communist and claimed his dedication to the Christian Identity movement drove him to the crime.
December 27 – Rome and Vienna airport attacks: Abu Nidal terrorists open fire in the airports of Rome and Vienna, leaving 18 dead and 120 injured.
December 27 – American naturalist Dian Fossey is found murdered in Rwanda.
December 31 – The last issue of The Columbus Citizen-Journal is circulated.

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

lol

my birth year/month all this **** happened according to wiki

all this happened just on my b-day alone November 6.

Events
355 – Roman Emperor Constantius II promotes his cousin Julian to the rank of Caesar, entrusting him with the government of the Prefecture of the Gauls.
1528 – Shipwrecked Spanish conquistador Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca becomes the first known European to set foot in Texas.
1632 – Death of King Gustavus Adolphus the Great of Sweden in the Battle of Lützen during the Thirty Years War.
1789 – Pope Pius VI appoints Father John Carroll as the first Catholic bishop in the United States.
1844 – The first constitution of the Dominican Republic is adopted.
1856 – The first work of fiction by the author later known as George Eliot is submitted for publication.
1861 – American Civil War: Jefferson Davis is elected president of the Confederate States of America.
1865 – American Civil War: CSS Shenandoah is the last Confederate combat unit to surrender after circumnavigating the globe on a cruise on which it sank or captured 37 vessels.
1869 – In New Brunswick, New Jersey, Rutgers College defeats Princeton University (then known as the College of New Jersey), 6-4, in the first official intercollegiate American football game.
1913 – Mohandas Gandhi is arrested while leading a march of Indian miners in South Africa.
1917 – World War I: Third Battle of Ypres ends: After three months of fierce fighting, Canadian forces take Passchendaele in Belgium.
1918 – The Second Polish Republic is proclaimed in Poland.
1925 – Secret agent Sidney Reilly is executed by the OGPU, the secret police of the Soviet Union.
1928 – Sweden begin a tradition of eating Gustavus Adolphus pastries to commemorate the king.
1934 – Memphis, Tennessee becomes the first major city to join the Tennessee Valley Authority.
1935 – Edwin Armstrong presents his paper "A Method of Reducing Disturbances in Radio Signaling by a System of Frequency Modulation" to the New York section of the Institute of Radio Engineers.
1935 – First flight of the Hawker Hurricane.
1939 – World War II: Sonderaktion Krakau takes place.
1941 – World War II: Soviet leader Joseph Stalin addresses the Soviet Union for only the second time during his three-decade rule. He states that even though 350,000 troops were killed in German attacks so far, the Germans had lost 4.5 million soldiers and that Soviet victory was near.
1942 – World War II: Carlson's patrol during the Guadalcanal Campaign begins.
1943 – World War II: the Soviet Red Army recaptures Kiev. Before withdrawing, the Germans destroy most of the city's ancient buildings.
1944 – Plutonium is first produced at the Hanford Atomic Facility and subsequently used in the Fat Man Atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki, Japan.
1947 – Meet The Press makes its television debut (the show went to a weekly schedule on September 12, 1948).
1962 – Apartheid: The United Nations General Assembly passes a resolution condemning South Africa's racist apartheid policies and calls for all UN member states to cease military and economic relations with the nation.
1963 – Vietnam War: Following the November 1 coup and execution of President Ngo Dinh Diem, coup leader General Duong Van Minh takes over leadership of South Vietnam.
1965 – Cuba and the United States formally agree to begin an airlift for Cubans who want to go to the United States. By 1971, 250,000 Cubans made use of this program.
1971 – The United States Atomic Energy Commission tests the largest U.S. underground hydrogen bomb, code-named Cannikin, on Amchitka Island in the Aleutians.
1975 – Green March begins: 300,000 unarmed Moroccans converge on the southern city of Tarfaya and wait for a signal from King Hassan II of Morocco to cross into Western Sahara.
1977 – The Kelly Barnes Dam, located above Toccoa Falls Bible College near Toccoa, Georgia, fails, killing 39.
1985 – In Colombia, leftist guerrillas of the April 19 Movement seize control of the Palace of Justice in Bogotá, eventually killing 115 people, 11 of them Supreme Court justices.
1985 – The Iran-Contra Affair: The American press reveals that U.S. President Ronald Reagan had authorized the shipment of arms to Iran.
1986 – Sumburgh disaster – A British International Helicopters Boeing 234LR Chinook crashes 2.5 miles east of Sumburgh Airport killing 45 people. It is the deadliest civilian helicopter crash on record.
1986 Sir Alex Ferguson is appointed manager of Manchester United, he will go on to be the longest serving manager in the league after more than 22 years and 1000 games at the club.
1999 – Australians vote to keep the Head of the Commonwealth as their head of state in the Australian republic referendum.
2002 – 12 people are killed in a fire on board a train bound for Vienna from Paris.
2004 – An express train collides with a stationary car near the village of Ufton Nervet, England, killing 7 and injuring 150.
2005 – The Evansville Tornado of November 2005 kills 25 in Northwestern Kentucky and Southwestern Indiana.
2005 – The military junta of Myanmar begins moving its government ministries from Yangon to Pyinmana

[Scapegoat]

april 26th

1336 – Francesco Petrarca's (aka Petrarch) ascent of Mt. Ventoux.
1478 – The Pazzi attack Lorenzo de' Medici and kill his brother Giuliano during High Mass in the Duomo of Florence.
1607 – English colonists of the Jamestown settlement make landfall at Cape Henry, Virginia.
1802 – Napoleon Bonaparte signs a general amnesty to allow all but about one thousand of the most notorious émigrés of the French Revolution to return to France, as part of a reconciliary gesture with the factions of the Ancien Regime and to eventually consolidate his own rule.
1805 – United States Marines captured Derne, Tripoli under the command of First Lieutenant Presley O'Bannon.
1865 – American Civil War: Confederate General Joseph Johnston surrenders his army to General William Tecumseh Sherman at the Bennett Place near Durham, North Carolina.
1865 – Union cavalry troopers corner and shoot dead John Wilkes Booth, President Lincoln's assassin, in Virginia.
1925 – Paul von Hindenburg defeats Wilhelm Marx in the second round of the German presidential election to become the first directly elected head of state of the Weimar Republic.
1933 – The Gestapo, the official secret police force of Nazi Germany, is established.
1937 – Spanish Civil War: Guernica, Spain is bombed by German Luftwaffe.
1945 – World War II: Battle of Bautzen – last successful German tank-offensive of the war and last noteworthy victory of the Wehrmacht.
1946 – Father Divine, a controversial religious leader who claims to be God, marries the much-younger Edna Rose Ritchings, a celebrated anniversary in the International Peace Mission movement.
1954 – The Geneva Conference, an effort to restore peace in Indochina and Korea, begins.
1956 – First container ship left Port Newark, New Jersey for Houston, Texas
1962 – NASA's Ranger 4 spacecraft crashes into the Moon.
1963 – In Libya, amendments to the constitution transform Libya (United Kingdom of Libya) into one national unity (Kingdom of Libya) and allows for female participation in elections.
1964 – Tanganyika and Zanzibar merge to form Tanzania.
1965 – A Rolling Stones concert in London, Ontario is shut down by police after 15 minutes due to rioting.
1966 – An earthquake of magnitude 7.5 destroys Tashkent.
1970 – The Convention Establishing the World Intellectual Property Organization enters into force
1982 – 57 people are killed by former police officer Woo Bum-kon in a shooting spree in Gyeongsangnam-do, South Korea.
1986 – A nuclear reactor accident occurs at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in the Soviet Union (now Ukraine), creating the world's worst nuclear disaster.
1991 – Seventy tornadoes break out in the central United States. Before the outbreak's end, Andover, Kansas, would record the year's only F5 tornado (see Andover, Kansas Tornado Outbreak).
1994 – A China Airlines Airbus A300-600R crashes at Nagoya Airport, Japan killing everyone on board, with a death toll amounting to 264. See also China Airlines flight 140.
1994 – Physicists announce first evidence of the top quark subatomic particle.
2002 – Robert Steinhäuser infiltrates and kills 17 at Gutenberg-Gymnasium in Erfurt,Germany before dying of a self-inflicted gunshot.
2005 – Under international pressure, Syria withdraws the last of its 14,000 troop military garrison in Lebanon, ending its 29-year military domination of that country.
2007 – Queen's Pier is officially closed by the Hong Kong Government, after a bitter struggle by conservationists, in order to facilitate land reclamation in Hong Kong's Central district
2007 – Bronze Night in Tallinn
2010 - Ken takes over the world

[Elliott18t]

yeah, well my GFs birthday is same as mine.. ha! lol weird o_0

[Elliott18t]

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

april 26th

i see what you did there

[DPancoast]

may 26th

* 451 – Battle of Avarayr between Armenian rebels and the Sassanid Empire takes place. The Armenians are defeated militarily but are guaranteed freedom to openly practice Christianity.
* 1293 – An earthquake strikes Kamakura, Japan, killing about 30,000.
* 1328 – William of Ockham, Franciscan Minister-General Michael of Cesena and two other Franciscan leaders secretly leave Avignon, fearing a death sentence from Pope John XXII.
* 1538 – Geneva expels John Calvin and his followers from the city. Calvin lives in exile in Strasbourg for the next three years.
* 1637 – Pequot War: A combined Protestant and Mohegan force under Captain John Mason attacks a Pequot village in Connecticut, massacring approximately 500 Native Americans.
* 1647 – Alse Young becomes the first person executed as a witch in the American colonies, when she is hanged in Hartford, Connecticut.
* 1670 – In Dover, England, Charles II of Great Britain and Louis XIV of France sign the Secret Treaty of Dover.
* 1736 – Battle of Ackia: British and Chickasaw soldiers repel a French and Choctaw attack on the Chickasaw village of Ackia, near present-day Tupelo, Mississippi. The French, under Louisiana governor Jean Baptiste Le Moyne, Sieur de Bienville, had sought to link Louisiana with Acadia and the other northern colonies of New France.
* 1770 – The Orlov Revolt, a first attempt to revolt against the Turks before the Greek War of Independence, ends in disaster for the Greeks.
* 1783 – A Great Jubilee Day is held in Trumbull, Connecticut to celebrate the end of the American Revolution.
* 1805 – Napoléon Bonaparte assumes the title of King of Italy and is crowned with the Iron Crown of Lombardy in the Duomo di Milano, the gothic cathedral in Milan.
* 1822 – 116 people die in the Grue Church fire, the biggest fire disaster in Norway's history.
* 1828 – Mysterious feral child Kaspar Hauser is discovered wandering the streets of Nuremberg.
* 1830 – The Indian Removal Act is passed by the U.S. Congress; it is signed into law by President Andrew Jackson two days later.
* 1857 – Dred Scott is emancipated by the Blow family, his original owners.
* 1864 – Montana is organized as a United States territory.
* 1865 – American Civil War: Confederate General Edmund Kirby Smith, commander of the Confederate Trans-Mississippi division, is the last general of the Confederate Army to surrender, at Galveston, Texas.
* 1868 – The impeachment trial of U.S. President Andrew Johnson ends with Johnson being found not guilty by one vote.
* 1869 – Boston University is chartered by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
* 1879 – Russia and the United Kingdom sign the Treaty of Gandamak establishing an Afghan state.
* 1889 – Opening of the first Eiffel Tower elevator to the public.
* 1894 – Nicholas II becomes Tsar of Russia.
* 1896 – Charles Dow publishes the first edition of the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
* 1896 – James Dunham murders six people in Campbell, California.
* 1906 – Vauxhall Bridge is opened in London.
* 1908 – At Masjed Soleyman (مسجد سليمان) in southwest Persia, the first major commercial oil strike in the Middle East is made. The rights to the resource are quickly acquired by the United Kingdom.
* 1917 – A powerful F4 tornado rips Mattoon, Illinois apart, killing 101 people and injuring 689. It is the world's longest-lasting tornado, lasting for over 7 hours and traveling 293 miles.
* 1918 – Armenia defeats the Ottoman Army in the Battle of Sardarapat.
* 1918 – The Democratic Republic of Georgia is established.
* 1928 – The first motion picture is projected publicly in Athens, Greece.
* 1936 – In the House of Commons of Northern Ireland, Tommy Henderson begins speaking on the Appropriation Bill. By the time he sits down in the early hours of the following morning, he had spoken for 10 hours.
* 1938 – The House Un-American Activities Committee begins its first session.
* 1940 – World War II: Battle of Dunkirk – In France, Allied forces begin a massive evacuation from Dunkirk, France.
* 1942 – World War II: The Battle of Bir Hakeim takes place.
* 1948 – The U.S. Congress passes Public Law 557 which permanently establishes the Civil Air Patrol as an auxiliary of the United States Air Force.
* 1959 – Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Harvey Haddix retires the first 36 Milwaukee Braves batters to face him, only to lose his bid for a perfect game in the 13th inning.
* 1966 – British Guiana gains independence, becoming Guyana.
* 1969 – Apollo program: Apollo 10 returns to Earth after a successful eight-day test of all the components needed for the forthcoming first manned moon landing.
* 1970 – The Soviet Tupolev Tu-144 becomes the first commercial transport to exceed Mach 2.
* 1972 – Willandra National Park is established in Australia.
* 1972 – The United States and the Soviet Union sign the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty.
* 1977 – George Willig climbs the South Tower of New York City's World Trade Center.
* 1981 – Italian Prime Minister Arnaldo Forlani and his coalition cabinet resign following a scandal over membership of the pseudo-masonic lodge P2 (Propaganda Due).
* 1983 – A strong 7.7 magnitude earthquake strikes Japan, triggering a tsunami that kills at least 104 people, injures thousands. Many people go missing and thousands of buildings are destroyed.
* 1986 – The European Community adopts the European flag.
* 1991 – Zviad Gamsakhurdia becomes the first democratically elected President of the Republic of Georgia in the post-Soviet era.
* 1991 – Lauda Air Flight 004 explodes over rural Thailand, killing 223.
* 1992 – Charles Geschke, co-founder of Adobe Systems, Inc. is kidnapped at gunpoint from the Adobe parking lot in Mountain View, California and is held hostage for a ransom of $650,000 in a rented house in Hollister, California. The FBI rescues him four days later.
* 1998 – The United States Supreme Court rules that Ellis Island, the historic gateway for millions of immigrants, is mainly in the state of New Jersey, not New York.
* 1999 – Manchester United become the first club in English football to win The Treble.
* 2003 – Only three days after a previous record, Sherpa Lakpa Gelu climbs Mount Everest in 10 hours 56 minutes. The tourism ministry of Nepal confirms this record in July that year.
* 2004 – The New York Times publishes an admission of journalistic failings, claiming that its flawed reporting and lack of skepticism towards sources during the buildup to the 2003 war in Iraq helped promote the belief that Iraq possessed large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.
* 2004 – The United States Army veteran Terry Nichols is found guilty of 161 state murder charges for helping carry out the Oklahoma City bombing.
* 2006 – The May 2006 Java earthquake kills over 5,700 people, leaves 200,000 homeless.

the list of births is just as longs lol.

[ASIAN JUL]

Mood of the day: Go **** yourself.

[DPancoast]

I dont have to do that much anymore.

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL

Mood of the day: Go **** yourself.

whats wrong now?

[Oakes]

Look at Debbie downer up there.

[sleeperSL2]

fml. girlfriend just broke up with me. after a year. now. shes at this kids house, who i went to school with, who lives next door to me in the dorms. he went home to hang out with a special girl he told me.

his sister text me and told me there going out to dinner.

[DPancoast]

damn dude... gay roomate, boys movin in on your girl... whats next

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by sleeperSL2

fml. girlfriend just broke up with me. after a year. now. shes at this kids house, who i went to school with, who lives next door to me in the dorms. he went home to hang out with a special girl he told me.

his sister text me and told me there going out to dinner.

damn dude, that sucks.

my recomendation, bang his sister who texted you.

[sleeperSL2]

his sister isnt a looker.

idk whats next. i don't wanna even think. right now i just to go find one of the 5000 girls on campus and just go effin nuts.

[sleeper15]

Originally Posted by sleeperSL2

his sister isnt a looker.

idk whats next. i don't wanna even think. right now i just to go find one of the 5000 girls on campus and just go effin nuts.

doesn't matter is she isn;t a looker, it's the princeable of the idea

of, like u just said, find another lady on campus, and go nuts