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99SL2_Modder · 10-01-2009, 08:40 PM

Their last name is Vickers?

Hope they don't have one named Brad. >_>

poolmike · 10-02-2009, 06:20 AM

Sounds like another tax dollar consuming, government run program in the making.

DPancoast · 10-02-2009, 05:25 PM

I say have a big tank of Piranhas and throw them in one by one.

Zillon · 10-02-2009, 05:53 PM

Here's my idea:

screamingchicken · 10-04-2009, 12:29 AM

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Kevin · 10-04-2009, 06:08 AM

Detroit is probably going to be the first 3rd world city in America lol

I hear that city is ****ed up beyond recognition. The economic decline has taken a toll for a while now, way before republicans ****ed the U.S. anally.

Drftpretty · 10-05-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

dig a big hole and dump them in it. no biggy... they're bodies... the person they were before no longer exists. big waste of money and time... fuuuuck it

**** yea, thats how the Nazi's did it right?

10-02-2009, 06:20 AM	#22
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	Sounds like another tax dollar consuming, government run program in the making. __________________ 2012 Honda Accord Touring 1968 Kaiser M715 FrankenJeep 1947 Dodge 1.5 Ton Resto-mod 1937 Ford pick-up 1950 Crosley Farm-o-Road

10-02-2009, 05:53 PM	#24
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10-04-2009, 12:29 AM	#25
screamingchicken Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Denville, NJ Member #7986 My Ride: '94 Celica GT/'88 Firebird/'81 Cutlass iTrader: (0)	You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig **, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". __________________ Currently accepting free Celica** parts!

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