whats the craziest think youv done driving or in/to your car?

[ndubz]

Like DPancoast, this wasnt me, but it was one of the coolest things ive seen. So i was at a light in pensauken NJ after a hockey game and I hear a loud engine sound. Then a Black Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale ripped through the red light adjacent to me at probly like 90mph then a few seconds later, two cops charged through after him. I really hope he got away

[Rush]

This didn't happen in my car, but it's still one of the best things I can think of off the top of my head. Happened years ago.

Friend and I were heading to NYC just after Easter -- she was driving. A POS car with a bunch of guys in it had been lurking around us, generally trying to draw attention to themselves by tailgating her, pacing her on both sides, cutting in front of her and then braking, and so on. She's very mild-mannered, but all the ass-hattery had me pretty pissed off by the time we hit some hellish traffic. We came to a dead stop, the car filled with guys a few cars back.

Next thing, the car of guys pulled onto the shoulder. Y'know, impatient/stupid people get onto the shoulder to drive by everyone else? That's one of my BIGGEST pet peeves about driving. I HATE that.

So I grabbed a bag of jellybeans my friend had in her car, got out two handfuls, and PITCHED them at the car when it drove past. All their windows were down and I heard them all shouting and screaming when they got nailed by the beans. I LOLed like mad and felt a lot better.

[teh DIRT]

Originally Posted by Rush

This didn't happen in my car, but it's still one of the best things I can think of off the top of my head. Happened years ago.

Friend and I were heading to NYC just after Easter -- she was driving. A POS car with a bunch of guys in it had been lurking around us, generally trying to draw attention to themselves by tailgating her, pacing her on both sides, cutting in front of her and then braking, and so on. She's very mild-mannered, but all the ass-hattery had me pretty pissed off by the time we hit some hellish traffic. We came to a dead stop, the car filled with guys a few cars back.

Next thing, the car of guys pulled onto the shoulder. Y'know, impatient/stupid people get onto the shoulder to drive by everyone else? That's one of my BIGGEST pet peeves about driving. I HATE that.

So I grabbed a bag of jellybeans my friend had in her car, got out two handfuls, and PITCHED them at the car when it drove past. All their windows were down and I heard them all shouting and screaming when they got nailed by the beans. I LOLed like mad and felt a lot better.

epic win?

[Rush]

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

epic win?

Not really. But it's one of those things where, in that moment, it's just AWESOME.

[Vr-4-Life]

Originally Posted by ndubz

Like DPancoast, this wasnt me, but it was one of the coolest things ive seen. So i was at a light in pensauken NJ after a hockey game and I hear a loud engine sound. Then a Black Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale ripped through the red light adjacent to me at probly like 90mph then a few seconds later, two cops charged through after him. I really hope he got away

you hope they got away? you would nick... just because they drive an exotic car doesnt mean they are above the law...

[Elliott18t]

i once saw a ferrari taking up four spots in a parking lot... i was pretty tempted to key the **** out of it.

[evomike]

I did a burnout on a dead skunk in a rental, the smell was awful 2 of my friends pukued in the back the car was disgusting

[Elliott18t]

Originally Posted by evomike

I did a burnout on a dead skunk in a rental, the smell was awful 2 of my friends pukued in the back the car was disgusting

oh god... i can only imagine the smell.. burning rubber/flesh... skunk smell... then add to that, puke.

[ndubz]

Originally Posted by Vr-4-Life

you hope they got away? you would nick... just because they drive an exotic car doesnt mean they are above the law...

Yea but having the kind of money to the point where they can blow a few hundred thousand on a car does mean they are above the law. Here in america at least it does. Its a simple fact, most of the lower laws (like speeding and parking areas and Insider trading and whatnot) dont apply to rich people. Ya they may face charges, but then they higher the best lawyers and get off scott free.

My friends rich daddy got him out of alot of trouble when he was racing a Jag XKR in his M3 and they passed a cop weaving in and out of cars at 125mph. He got off with a few hundred in fines and a one month suspension. He was gonna be out his license for 2 years and pay 5 grand before daddy hired his lawyer.

Even the most straight arrow cops will have a hard time turning down a sum of money that will pay for their kids college. And I've heard of that happening b4. Law enforcement for the most part is simply not paid enough for corruption not to be a serious temptation. It sucks but its true.

Money = Power

[ndubz]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

i once saw a ferrari taking up four spots in a parking lot... i was pretty tempted to key the **** out of it.

I have a policy of not ****ing with really rich people, especially here in the tri-state area. and especially not Italian cars.

And if ur car is that expensive, or really well done on the exterior, then I think you have the right to take up more than one spot. Theres always some old lady fresh off the boat from some foreign country who has to park by "feel" who would love to park her big old buick right into ur $200,000 car. I feel why those guys do it.

[turboman808]

Originally Posted by ndubz

I have a policy of not ****ing with really rich people, especially here in the tri-state area. and especially not Italian cars.

And if ur car is that expensive, or really well done on the exterior, then I think you have the right to take up more than one spot. Theres always some old lady fresh off the boat from some foreign country who has to park by "feel" who would love to park her big old buick right into ur $200,000 car. I feel why those guys do it.

agreed...


If you guys ever get a chance to own a ferrari in this life you will baby the crap out of it and you will probably park like an asshole as well.

I have done enough exotic car rallys to see the same senario play out over and over.

Some dad pulls up with his 10 kids in a mini van. Kids yell for dad to park next to the ferrari. Kids nick the door getting out before they proceed to jump all over some poor guys ferrari he busted his ass to get. Dad doesn't give a **** or doesn't have enough brains to realize his little monster are destroying a 20k paint job.

So yeah if the ferrari owner wants to take up 4 spots in order to save his car so be it.

I have literally seen kids and teenagers jump on top of cars.


Usually when we do rallies and we stop we take turned watching the cars. Generally the big scary guys are out there.


Just a pet peeve of mine. Not every ferrari owner is stinking rich. Most are just average joes how managed to work enough over time the last 5 years so they can buy there dream car second hand.

So again if that guy wants to take 4 spots to save his car from a careless mom or dad then let him.

[Teku18]

^^^ I really would not care how rich they are. Just cause you have money doesnt mean you get to be a douch bag.

Oh and in my old 240 hatch i got lost in philly and i got so pissed that I found the road i needed to go on but could not turn, that i went up the road and just ripped the ebreak into a 180 and dumped the clutch up the road. That really took out my aggression. Felt a ton better.

[FocusDude]

Originally Posted by OMGz Turbo

Going back and thinking about it...could have been us, i know i have thrown pennys

On 95, 276, 202, 422... we eventually ran out of pennies-
"All I can find is this snapple bottle!"
"Catch up this stupid bitch is gonna get it!"

SMASH!

Not my car, but I was in the back seat ROFL, which was a tuff spot being it was only a saturn SL2 or something small like that.

[Paul]

my dad was telling me back in his rescue days, some dude cut him off while he was going lights and sirens with a patient on board and nearly ran the ambulance off the road, so he threw his coffee at the dudes car and somehow it landed on the drivers side all over the dude, hahahah serves him right

[Spocknasty]

In the days or yore, was driving around in the minivan in an industrial park. Saw this flock of geese in this muddy field. Bombed in and did donuts around the geese, mud and feathers everywhere. The guy sitting out back of the shop eating his lunch must have gotten a kick out of that.

Knocked some dude clean off his bike with a bunch of powdered donuts. Felt really, really bad and haven't done anything like that since.

[teh DIRT]

wow, we have a ton of assholes on here. Suprising.

Don't **** with peoples cars. I guarantee at some point we've all done some stupid **** on the road to someone where they would love to throw **** at our car. Now imagine they did and it ****ed your car up. you'd be enraged to the point of murder. So why would you do **** to someone elses car. Its wrong. I under no circumstance would ever damage another persons car on purpose.

[Scapegoat]

i don't **** with other peoples ****... though, i will break some windows if i notice a dent in my door from another one and i can prove it.

[sherwood]

when i first started driving me and my friends took out my moms mini van and they have this thing in my town called the tour de franklin...alot of bicycle riders...well me and my friends got all the super soakers we could...the ones u charge with the hose. and we had about 6 of them so we went through the park...slid open the sliding door of the mini van and blasted bikers either right off their bike or just made then flip out. it was alot of fun but i felt kinda bad after. we would look for the guy in the lead and hit him extra hard.

[projexxx]

blatant law breakers deserve to be ****ed with. aggressive drivers going 95 in a 55 flashing their lights at a car doing 75 in the left lane when that car is clearly progressing past/passing cars and trucks to the right deserve to be blocked out behind. then the progressing car speeds up to the next group of slower traffic and takes their sweet time passing that group, and so on.

tailgaters deserve 3/4 of a bottle of wawa iced tea thrown out of the sunroof. whoops it slipped.

obstructing the flow of traffic by doing the speed limit or less in the passing lane...well i dont **** with them really, but it does make me rage.

i have seen cars **** with me when im not hammer down in the left lane. ive been in the passing lane passing cars to the right and its not fast enough for the car behind me so as soon as they get a chance they cut around me then back in front of me. then THEY slow down and **** with me from the front. going slower than the strong steady pace i had, brake checking or whatever other forms of douchebaggery they think up.

oh yes...the e-brake-check too. thats a classic. no tail lights, two small contrails of tire smoke are all that warns the car behind that they are too close.

[lownslow95]

These two chicks in high school were annoying the **** out of me on the blvd. If you live near Pennsbury, you know what I'm talking about. They were yelling some **** out the window, I had my windows down, moon roof open, had a sausage egg and cheese sandwhich in my hand. I had a passenger with me, told them I'm not hungry, and these dumb broads are annoying me. I took the top half of my breakfast off, threw it out the moon roof, looked in my rear view mirror, and watched it land melted cheese side down on her windshield. EPIC OWNAGE. She quit bitching, and I walked inside and stared her down.