****FML**** thread

[turbo4g63]

Originally Posted by dpancoast

my gf is on the rag this week... Fml

x2...fml

[CHAOS]

i have to fart, but i dont know which way to lean.

fml.

[DPancoast]

I just found out I have to work on my birthday. This is after just finding out yesterday I owe the IRS $1500 lol. FML

Originally Posted by alwaysinboost

when life gives you lemons you make lemonaid. hummer week!!

Haha don't worry. It all works out in the end, but man, she knows just how to torture me.... even after a good one, I still want the rag to go away because damn is she fun.

Originally Posted by poisonivory

in the last 3 weeks i've lost my fiancee, my job and my grandmother, and i'm still walking with my head high. stop bytching you panzies. lol

In all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear about your losses man. Good to see you are keeping your head up. For real.

And just as a general statement. I "bitch" all day long, but it's nothing serious. Life is always good in some way if you ask me. It could be worse.

[Elliott18t]

wtf 1500 to the IRS? go bitch out payroll.

[Scapegoat]

i bought a mac, FML!

actually i didn't, but i'm pretty sure thats how it would go if i did

[dragonfly2k3]

^LOL

on an updated note i didnt **** the fatty, she apparently was trying to shove her tits in my face etc, and when she wouldnt give me a bj she said "did i give you blue balls yet?" I said "you're fat, im not even hard yet" and then passed out. I win.

[poisonivory]

you def dont win....if you can't even get a fat chick to slob your knob, you gotta go get yourself some game. lol j/k

[215ek]

Originally Posted by poisonivory

you def dont win....if you can't even get a fat chick to slob your knob, you gotta go get yourself some game. lol j/k

a mean but completely true haha

[DPancoast]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

wtf 1500 to the IRS? go bitch out payroll.

Lol nah it's my fault because I didn't do my return for 07 correctly in 08. Long story short, I claimed a form of income on the wrong form and it gave me back money instead of taking it. Lol. I basically shouldn't have gotten a return that year. Oh well. IRS payment plan it is lol.

Also. Wrote a smart comment on my friends gfs wall, because I thought her status was a cheesy song, turns out her gmom died... (nervous) lol.

well now I feel like a waste of life LOL FML

[enohand]

damn oil pressure sender is leakinglike a siv, & i cant get to it from underneath (cars to low , even with jack stands) i need a lift!!!

[R_Rambo]

Originally Posted by DPancoast

Also. Wrote a smart comment on my friends gfs wall, because I thought her status was a cheesy song, turns out her gmom died... (nervous) lol.

Delete the comment?

and hmm nothing really to bitch about except this girl that I dated last year for a bit stopped talking to me then calls me the other day...........FML(not really though)

[DPancoast]

She deleted it but u still feel bad cuz my boy texted me and told me it made her upset and I just feel dumb now. Either way, it's whatever. I'm not tryin to mess with her... She's got strong arms haha

[R_Rambo]

yea nothing you can do, as long as she knows you didnt do that to be an ass im sure it blowover


got a better one FML if it rains tonight I wanna go to the ross meet

[GHost240SX]

Originally Posted by turbo4g63

x2...fml

x3 FML.....**** is weak

[Elliott18t]

no gf worse than gf on rag.. fml? lol

[DPancoast]

LOL true story. I won solitare 6 times today. FML for being that bored at work

[HatchSurfer3]

Originally Posted by Elliott18t

no gf worse than gf on rag.. fml? lol

not always, they can be all bitchy during hummer season

[dragonfly2k3]

Originally Posted by poisonivory

you def dont win....if you can't even get a fat chick to slob your knob, you gotta go get yourself some game. lol j/k

lol god no, i cant believe i even said these things. I NEVER drink, but a friend talked me into it, and i got pretty ****ed. It turns out she apparently said shes never given head before or some ****, idk what was going on.

[97TurboDSM]

aww **** its on now. we're gettin ****ed up soon.

[TROLL]

Me: http://www.ohmibod.com/
Really hot, unavailable girl: holy ****!
Really hot, unavailable girl: i want one!
Me: review: "I can't help when I listen to my iPod nowadays to think, "how will the OhMiBod interpret that? And will I like that? Is this song suitable for the pairing?" And then I will turn red and those around me will look at me strangely....then I will turn more red. But the point is, the OhMiBod will revolutionize the way you look at your music. NO, SERIOUSLY. =p"
Me: "There's even a bulletin board where you can see what playlists other people suggest and recommend."
(time passes)
Me: still distracted over there?
Really hot, unavailable girl: yeah i started looking at porn
Really hot, unavailable girl: im incredibly horny
Really hot, unavailable girl: and this was just the wrong topic to get me started on haha
Me: ha, and i thought i was frustrated before
Me: they need to offer delivery in 30 mins or less
(time passes)
Me: hmph, i cant compete from across the internet
Really hot, unavailable girl: i need good porn
Really hot, unavailable girl: and/or a penis right now

FML.