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Old 12-18-2008, 03:48 PM   #17641
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So, would it be akward if the 3 of us all went out together and the whole night you're making passes at her trying to hook up with her while I was making passes at you trying to hook up with you? Do you think we could make that work?
You know what, that might be a genius plan. She'll want all the attention, and if you're grabbing it then she's gonna want it more...making her do more extreme things to get it. The it'll end up in a gang bang....I think....I LOVE YOU.

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Old 12-18-2008, 03:49 PM   #17642
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:49 PM   #17643
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:50 PM   #17644
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I think....I LOVE YOU. Srsly.
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:50 PM   #17645
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bitches here are pretty stuck up until you get alcohol in them...

and for some reason they love getting nailed with water balloons while drunk ;)
Just so we are on the same page; by water ballons you mean sperm filled condoms right??? Or do you not use those?
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:51 PM   #17646
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You know what, that might be a genius plan. She'll want all the attention, and if you're grabbing it then she's gonna want it more...making her do more extreme things to get it. The it'll end up in a gang bang....I think....I LOVE YOU.

Srsly.
Wait, I thought you were ****ing Julia right now?
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:52 PM   #17647
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Wait, I thought you were ****ing Julia right now?
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:52 PM   #17648
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lol tst date meet with Nick
What would that poor girl do if 15 of us showed up for support?
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:52 PM   #17649
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Wait, I thought you were ****ing Julia right now?
which would be why she's not typing... right now
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:53 PM   #17650
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Bahahahahahahaha!!
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:53 PM   #17651
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Sidegig.
Ah, nice.

Well if things work out with this new one, pass Julia along to me then. I love Asian chicks.

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Old 12-18-2008, 03:55 PM   #17652
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Ah, nice.

Well if things work out with this new one, pass Julia along to me then. I love Asian chicks.

haha
She's really good at making a pencil disappear.
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:55 PM   #17653
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Ah, nice.

I love Asian chicks.

Why because they are used to having small cock in them?

I hope your not azn because then this joke sucks
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:55 PM   #17654
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She's really good at making a pencil disappear.
so you're into male urethra stimulation too?
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She's really good at making a pencil disappear.
Well I hope she can make more than just a pencil disappear, otherwise she will be in trouble. haha
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Old 12-18-2008, 03:57 PM   #17656
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so you're into male urethra stimulation too?
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You know what, that might be a genius plan. She'll want all the attention, and if you're grabbing it then she's gonna want it more...making her do more extreme things to get it. The it'll end up in a gang bang....I think....I LOVE YOU.

Srsly.
Honeslty bro, I'm just trying to help you out *and get in your pants at the same time*, but mostly trying to help you out.
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Why because they are used to having small cock in them?

I hope your not azn because then this joke sucks
haha, not at all man!
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Well I hope she can make more than just a pencil disappear, otherwise she will be in trouble. haha
Well, half the reason I've lost interest is because she struggles workin with me. They call me horsecock for a reason.
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