TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast  

Go Back TriStateTuners.com :: Home of Tristate Auto Enthusiast > Community > Off-Topic
Register Rules & Info

Notices

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-07-2008, 09:18 PM   #11621
97TurboDSM
TST Ruined My Life!
 
97TurboDSM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Member #849

My Ride:
'03 IY 20th GTI

iTrader: (3)
Send a message via AIM to 97TurboDSM
imagefap.com
__________________
FOR SALE! Canon 5D|17-40L|85mm f/1.8|Sigmalux|580ex
97TurboDSM is offline  
Old 11-07-2008, 09:40 PM   #11622
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
There you go lownslow...I made the thread I spoke of earlier.
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 02:38 AM   #11623
Kevin
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: PA
Member #2345

My Ride:
EVO

iTrader: (9)
Send a message via AIM to Kevin
epic meet tonight/last night
__________________
'99 GSX - Sold '99 RS - Totaled '95 GSX - Totaled '97 GST - Sold '67 Camaro RS - Sold EVO 8 -
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

Quote:
Thanks dude, you should know better than to think id ditch my dsm's for a vw... lol.
Kevin is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 02:38 AM   #11624
ASIAN JUL
Tri-State Post Whore
 
ASIAN JUL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DelCo ;]
Member #9030

My Ride:
'95 Integra LS hatch

iTrader: (1)
yeah...piss fail though
__________________
[
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
|
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
|
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
]

Quote:
It was the sexual guardian angel saying sir your stroke is on point, go forth and conquer
ASIAN JUL is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 07:37 AM   #11625
CHAOS
TST Ruined My Life!
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Member #2120

My Ride:
1984 Cadillac Brougham

iTrader: (1)
<--in for the saturday work crew
CHAOS is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 08:52 AM   #11626
Buster
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Buster's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland Pa
Member #449

My Ride:
2008 Mustang GT/CS

iTrader: (3)
Send a message via AIM to Buster
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHAOS View Post
<--in for the saturday work crew
Me too...

Am I allowed to post in this thread? I dont know if I'm cool enough, Susie says I'm not.
__________________
III
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
Buster is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 08:57 AM   #11627
CHAOS
TST Ruined My Life!
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Member #2120

My Ride:
1984 Cadillac Brougham

iTrader: (1)
hahaha you started it, so i dont see why not.
CHAOS is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 09:24 AM   #11628
Buster
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Buster's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland Pa
Member #449

My Ride:
2008 Mustang GT/CS

iTrader: (3)
Send a message via AIM to Buster
Holy ****, I did!! I forgot about that.
__________________
III
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.
Buster is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 09:38 AM   #11629
CHAOS
TST Ruined My Life!
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Member #2120

My Ride:
1984 Cadillac Brougham

iTrader: (1)
lol where are you working these days?
CHAOS is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:22 AM   #11630
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
I REALLY don't want to be at work today.
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:25 AM   #11631
lownslow95
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
Member #276

 
iTrader: (1)
Send a message via AIM to lownslow95
Quote:
Originally Posted by twastheglow View Post
I REALLY don't want to be at work today.
your thread made me lol...like when i first saw borat lol.
__________________
Quote:
You'll lose a large part of those 35 lbs. when you pop out that crotchfruit.
lownslow95 is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:28 AM   #11632
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by lownslow95 View Post
your thread made me lol...like when i first saw borat lol.
LOL!!! The sad part is I have dozens of HIGHLY inappropriate pics from that night. It was a surprise party and it was cocked themed. Cock confetti, cock straws, dildos, a homemade cock shaped cake with twizzlers in it for veins and pudding being shot out for cum, etc. It was RIDICULOUS!!!
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:28 AM   #11633
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:31 AM   #11634
lownslow95
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
Member #276

 
iTrader: (1)
Send a message via AIM to lownslow95
Quote:
Originally Posted by twastheglow View Post
LOL!!! The sad part is I have dozens of HIGHLY inappropriate pics from that night. It was a surprise party and it was cocked themed. Cock confetti, cock straws, dildos, a homemade cock shaped cake with twizzlers in it for veins and pudding being shot out for cum, etc. It was RIDICULOUS!!!
you had a cock shaped cake with twizzlers for veins and pudding being shot out for cum as your birthday cake?
__________________
Quote:
You'll lose a large part of those 35 lbs. when you pop out that crotchfruit.
lownslow95 is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:33 AM   #11635
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by lownslow95 View Post
you had a cock shaped cake with twizzlers for veins and pudding being shot out for cum as your birthday cake?
Oh I sure did. I have tons of pictures from that night. My girlfriend at the time and all the guys at the tattoo shop I was working at planned the party.

There are soooo many stories I could tell you about that dildo that would make you laugh your ass off!
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:35 AM   #11636
lownslow95
TST Ruined My Life!
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Eastern Shore Maryland
Member #276

 
iTrader: (1)
Send a message via AIM to lownslow95
Quote:
Originally Posted by twastheglow View Post
Oh I sure did. I have tons of pictures from that night. My girlfriend at the time and all the guys at the tattoo shop I was working at planned the party.

There are soooo many stories I could tell you about that dildo that would make you laugh your ass off!
i bet you do
__________________
Quote:
You'll lose a large part of those 35 lbs. when you pop out that crotchfruit.
lownslow95 is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:36 AM   #11637
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by lownslow95 View Post
i bet you do
Let me give you an example which I still to this day think was hilarious...
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:44 AM   #11638
BigWhiteTodd
Tri-State Post Whore
 
BigWhiteTodd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Wales
Member #8795

My Ride:
01 camaro

iTrader: (0)
Send a message via AIM to BigWhiteTodd
wait why did you have a cock party sounds so fun haha
BigWhiteTodd is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:46 AM   #11639
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by lownslow95 View Post
i bet you do
Since among my other titles at the shop I was the shop manager, I was always the last one to lock up. Well, one of the owners of the shop, Steve, always worked earlier than the rest of us. We'd open @ like noon and Steve would usually already be doing his first tattoo by 10:30am.

Like a week after the party, (needless to say I still had the dildo) I brought it to work one day and left it in my car. I had told everyone there that I had lost the dildo after the party because I was so drunk. Anyway, no one knew I still had it. So after everyone went home, I checked Steve's schedule and he had his usual 10:30am appointment with some biker guys (which makes this story SO MUCH BETTER!!!).

So before I left I duct taped the dildo sticking straight up on his chair and covered it with lube. Then I opened a couple condoms and threw them on the floor around the chair. So basically it looked like he put it there and ****ed the **** out of it.

THE BEST PART is...he was running late the next morning and literally got there the same time as his two clients. So Steve unlocked the door and walked in with them and all three of them saw his work station at the same time.

I wish SOOOOOOO bad I was there to see their reactions, but I obviously didn't get there until noon. I was laughing so hard when I walked in. He did however get me back...

In one of our glass tirbal jewelry cases he made a display that read "Mike Goetz: Deep Throat Grand Champion". And there sat the dildo. But that ****er took the keys and I couldn't get into the case. So all day it sat there and everyone who came in that day of course went over to read it and I got funny looks.
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.

Last edited by twastheglow; 11-08-2008 at 11:48 AM.
twastheglow is offline  
Old 11-08-2008, 11:46 AM   #11640
twastheglow
TST Ruined My Life!
 
twastheglow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Binghamton, NY
Member #5286

My Ride:
pulls bitches

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigWhiteTodd View Post
wait why did you have a cock party sounds so fun haha
LOL Surprise 25th birthday party.
__________________
*mike* <-- Master of Baiting

Quote:
But what if they encouraged it AND the stickers turn out to be awesome? They COULD POSSIBLY say something like "I love Mike and would turn gay for his tattooed, bmw driving, new york living ass". just saying.
twastheglow is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
***TST's Official "Boring" Thread, Part Deux*** Buster Off-Topic 40005 12-07-2011 02:02 PM
The official "Talk me out of Joining the Navy as a Corpsman" Thread. Drftpretty Off-Topic 15 09-17-2010 11:01 AM
***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread- II*** ~Brian~ Off-Topic 21 12-17-2008 04:19 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:58 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.