How to pass a Drug Test

[CHAOS]

i used the cleanser drink **** from GNC the day before a test.. worked fine... well i mean i got the job. lol

[Scapegoat]

lol dummy...

my recommendation: go in there eating a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese. the poppies come up as an opiate, which is what that is made of. if the tester is smart at all they'll notice and reschedule the test. just don't blow it

[Renegade_]

If you drink a lot of water of tea (tea is really good for this) it will eventually bring the pee balance back to almost 7 ph even if you blaze every day. Buy the drink if your scared, but on top of it just chug a ton of water or tea (tea goes through your system FAST)

[ricky2i5]

drink a sh*t load of water and hope u pee alot

[ricky2i5]

Originally Posted by Renegade_

If you drink a lot of water of tea (tea is really good for this) it will eventually bring the pee balance back to almost 7 ph even if you blaze every day. Buy the drink if your scared, but on top of it just chug a ton of water or tea (tea goes through your system FAST)

esp. green tea

[05 mazda6s]

I heard someone awhile ago I sorta knew drank a gallon of cranberry juice and passed

[gpzjack]

guy at work told me that he pours bleach on his hand and then pisses on his hand and lets it drain into the cup......LOL

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by gpzjack

guy at work told me that he pours bleach on his hand and then pisses on his hand and lets it drain into the cup......LOL

Would it make me a weirdo if I just tried this at home because?




On Topic: I agree with most of what's been said here regarding drinking LOTS of fluids. Although I don't smoke and have never ran into this problem, I know plenty of people who have. They did these same things and CONTINUOUSLY drank water and/or cranberry juice for a day or two ahead of time and been fine. But obviously with something like this, there's no guarantee...other than not doing drugs.

[Vypurr]

The reason that they recommend cranberry juice is because of its acidic levels, so anything like OJ or lemonaide will also work. But all of these solutions need to be done 3-4 days in advance. If you have just one day before the test, you are pretty screwed. Your best bet is to drink TONS and they will require you to come back later for another test because your piss will be 99.9% water, which is far too diluted to test.

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by Vypurr

The reason that they recommend cranberry juice is because of its acidic levels, so anything like OJ or lemonaide will also work. But all of these solutions need to be done 3-4 days in advance. If you have just one day before the test, you are pretty screwed. Your best bet is to drink TONS and they will require you to come back later for another test because your piss will be 99.9% water, which is far too diluted to test.

Cranberry juice is always recommended for urinary problems. It does wonders for the bladder, kidney's etc that other jucies cannot. It's basically a natural flush.

[redline]

Pretty much it boils down to this. THC sticks to fat, the more fat you have on your body and most importantly in your diet it is going to take longer to dispell from your system.

The only half-assed way to pull this off is a strict liquid diet for 2-3 days and trust me it has worked in the past. All these flush drinks, vitamins and herbs do absolutely nothing.

Just incase you wanted to know, I was on probation a couple of times.

[jdm free]

this may help

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentic...w-pass-dt.html

and this guy passed a hair test
http://forum.grasscity.com/general/1...drug-test.html

[redline]

Won't work...

Good advice I found on a forum relating to THC in the body...

unfortunately, there is no quick way to rid your body of THC. An increase in metabolic rate will turn over fat cells quicker. This can be achieved by an increase in physical activity, most importantly weight training. Eating less calories than your body burns causes fat cells to be burned by your body to use for energy. Stick to low cal diet and fiber and exercise, this is the best way to increase THC removal. You will want to not exercise the day of the test since exercise causes more THC metabolites to be released from the body, and into the urine.

[PUREKDM]

i heard if you shove your thumb up your ass and wiggle it around till you ejaculate uncontrolably, then piss on your bleach covered hand, it works EVERY time 30% of the time!! take pictures and let me know how it goes...

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by PUREKDM

i heard if you shove your thumb up your ass and wiggle it around till you ejaculate uncontrolably, then piss on your bleach covered hand, it works EVERY time 30% of the time!! take pictures and let me know how it goes...

It doesn't work...trust me. I didn't get a job because of that.


On Topic: OP, how long do you have to "prepare"?

[PUREKDM]

Originally Posted by twastheglow

It doesn't work...trust me. I didn't get a job because of that.

oh in that video you sent me, it looked like you were just doing it for fun?? that stinks you didn't get a job though...

[russiankid]

Drink lots of green tea, and I mean lots.

[07LX]

Drink like 5 gallons of Green Tea for 3-4 days straight and you will pee cleaner than a newborn baby

[Sgt. Pepper]

Passing a drug test is very simple. I have passed EVERY drug test I have ever taken. The secret to passing a drug test - simple, don't do drugs.

[poolmike]

Send your 'friend' to see me. I will fix his drug problem in my one step rehab program.