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Old 10-20-2008, 09:00 PM   #81
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"your pretty when im drunk"

then a week after i ended a 5 year relationship she calls me with "im pregnant"................(10 second silence).............."congratulations?"
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:37 PM   #82
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another night where she didnt like what i said
her:"stop talking to that whore!"
me:"which one?"
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*disclaimer* It was a joke. I don't use condoms. That's what coat hangers at the bottom of staircases are for.
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:43 PM   #83
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another night where she didnt like what i said
her:"stop talking to that whore!"
me:"which one?"
hahahahaha
wow thats def something i would say
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:35 PM   #84
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that pretty good haha. wat u shouldve done is said ok and stopped talking to her, that really wouldve pissed her off hahahah
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:23 PM   #85
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SLORE

There goes my sex life for the next week, lol. I need to stop talking with friends on the phone while I'm hanging out with girls...
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Relax, bud. When the dude with a drag Honda and a boosted daily that has had fast Honda's for years AND fabs his own parts tells the new kids on the block that they're doing it wrong, it's time to step back and learn something.
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:36 PM   #86
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I love slore! smut is good too
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:40 PM   #87
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:42 PM   #88
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another night where she didnt like what i said
her:"stop talking to that whore!"
me:"which one?"
sorry for double posting but this might just be my new sig
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:14 AM   #89
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that pretty good haha. wat u shouldve done is said ok and stopped talking to her, that really wouldve pissed her off hahahah
no i wasnt really aiming to piss her off when i said it though
i was just curious as to which girl she was talking about

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dont forget s****
anyone call their girlfriend a thunder****?

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sorry for double posting but this might just be my new sig
do it!
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*disclaimer* It was a joke. I don't use condoms. That's what coat hangers at the bottom of staircases are for.
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:25 AM   #90
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want to get rid of a girl once and for all, as in not call you or even talk to you again?

Sleep with her, then the next morning just roll over and say "You're still here, pig?"

note: you have to put up with about 10 minutes of her bitching/crying/screaming and then possibly a phone call on the way home to tell you what a dick you are.

But... problem solved. She won't be coming around again.
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:53 AM   #91
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woot myspace comments ftw!
i dont even know this girl but she was talking about tyra and heres the gist of the convo
me: shes ugly
her: no shes not shut up
me: no shes ugly and shes black it makes it even worse and no i wont
her: shes not
me: since when? im still not shutting up
her: since forever and yes you will
me: make me
her:i will bitch, you wait
me: who you calling a bitch? **** =P(i guess she doesnt realize im just ****ing around right about now)
her: you just crossed the line!
me: the line => |........... => me
her: this is getting out of hand boy

thats where its at so far lol
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Old 10-21-2008, 02:42 AM   #92
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"****" is seriously, that red switch that you dont flick.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:58 AM   #93
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Smut
Smuttercup
Schmeez
Schmeezie
Schmeezles(disease caught to become a schmeezie)
Schmizzles(up and coming schmeezies)
Chickenhead
Dirtyfoot

All good options for hoes
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:00 AM   #94
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woot myspace comments ftw!
i dont even know this girl but she was talking about tyra and heres the gist of the convo
me: shes ugly
her: no shes not shut up
me: no shes ugly and shes black it makes it even worse and no i wont
her: shes not
me: since when? im still not shutting up
her: since forever and yes you will
me: make me
her:i will bitch, you wait
me: who you calling a bitch? **** =P(i guess she doesnt realize im just ****ing around right about now)
her: you just crossed the line!
me: the line => |........... => me
her: this is getting out of hand boy

thats where its at so far lol
So you're a racist? Insta ban please...
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:47 AM   #95
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no im not racist
this girl was white
and i was just kidding around the entire convo.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:52 AM   #96
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lol bet that girl has a gaping vagina.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:06 AM   #97
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"****" is seriously, that red switch that you dont flick.
hahahahahahahahahaha ive never heard it but that way but totally agree
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lol bet that girl has a gaping vagina.
Holy **** dude, you owe me a new keyboard cause I just spit water all over when I read that.

Gross!
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:53 PM   #99
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"****" is seriously, that red switch that you dont flick.
thats the beauty of it, it never fails when you need to use it.
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Old 10-21-2008, 12:56 PM   #100
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thats the beauty of it, it never fails when you need to use it.
Said switch is encased in glass saying:

"Break only when in need of break-up or insta-end to terrible blowjob"
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