whats your name mean?

[[sr20]sean]

my friend was bored so she searched for the definition of my name on urban dictionary then told me how true it was. so i decided to make a game out of this.

alright heres how the game goes.
step one:go to urban dictionary
step two:type your name into the search bar
step three:paste a few definitions of your name in this thread


1) sean

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

2) a sexy/hot/awesome person

5) A personal shrink, someone who gives you constant advice and good advice whenever you need it. IE: Sean is the peoples Dr.Phil.


6)This is the infamous S-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress

13)this word has many meanings
first: To ejaculate

second: To perform sexual act upon someone/thing

third: to pat a goat

lmfao this knows me too well

[lownslow95]

1. Eric:
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

Did you see Eric...damn that bitch is fine!

2. A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!

3. A masculine name from the Old Norse name Eiríkr, derived from ei "ever" and ríkr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was Eiríkr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Eric the Red was Leif Eriksson's father.

4. A name often given to a white child by his parents. With a name like Eric, his parents are more concerned about how well he does in school rather than how much action he gets. Eric is rarely referred to anyone but a nerd, but there are few exceptions where he is so intelligent that he also excells in sports. Eric is usually the cool kid in the group.
Eric is good at everything. He's so smart and he's going to play varsity basketball someday. I wish i were Eric.

5. a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.

6. The most amazing person on this planet. The one with whom I will spend the rest of my life with.
Also used when refering to something being perfect and flawless. Hes my pineapple king =0 I love you baby with all my heart!
Look at that view, it's so Eric!

7. a dumbass ****ing pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.
Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.

8. An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:

1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.

9. A person considered to be a ball breaker.
Man I can't beleive how eric is such a ball breaker!

10. Only the best guy in the whole wide world.
I love him wif all mah hertttt. He is my best friend and always will be. He is hilarious and makes people laugh ALL the time. Its EPIC!
I think we should get married.
LAWL! Kidding.
And he can make someone happy even when they are in the worst mood EVER.
Wow Eric, you really made me happy, when i was very upset. Your such a great friend. People are like WAY jealous! Haha


Hahahaha this place is awesome! It knows me all to well.

[Snoozie]

1. susie
Awesome , sweetest person ever but still knows how to party! Super funny and smart.
Susie rules- thanks for being there

2. susie
a girl who is very k00L. uber fobby. and is one of the bestest friends in the world. one who you can count on to make you smile.
susie is the k00Lest!

[twastheglow]

OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Read mine...

Mike: 1)To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

2)A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.

3)A kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

4)Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

5)1. (noun)the archangel who smote lucifer with his fiery sword?huge golden cock
2. (noun)a dude you dont talk **** to or about cause hes ****in your sister in the ass and hell ****ing kill you with out stopping ****ing your sister
3. (verb)to utterly put some doushebag to shame in front of his girl- and/or boy-friend.
4. (verb) to smite the wicked, shameless, obsene, obnoxious, or otherwise undesireables that everyone else is afraid of.
5. (adj) one who forgives easily others for their retardation
ie: its not his fault his parents dropped him on his face, they're the ****ing tweakers...

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by twastheglow

OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Read mine...

Mike: 1)To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

2)A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.

3)A kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

4)Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

5)1. (noun)the archangel who smote lucifer with his fiery sword?huge golden cock
2. (noun)a dude you dont talk **** to or about cause hes ****in your sister in the ass and hell ****ing kill you with out stopping ****ing your sister
3. (verb)to utterly put some doushebag to shame in front of his girl- and/or boy-friend.
4. (verb) to smite the wicked, shameless, obsene, obnoxious, or otherwise undesireables that everyone else is afraid of.
5. (adj) one who forgives easily others for their retardation
ie: its not his fault his parents dropped him on his face, they're the ****ing tweakers...

buwhahahahahahaha that one takes the cake

[Kerplunk105]

Originally Posted by BluMeanie

1. susie
Awesome , sweetest person ever but still knows how to party! Super funny and smart.
Susie rules- thanks for being there

2. susie
a girl who is very k00L. uber fobby. and is one of the bestest friends in the world. one who you can count on to make you smile.
susie is the k00Lest!

How true


1. Elizabeth
AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome.

i.e. omg i love elizabeth she rules at life

[240sxDann]

Thats creepy its totally true. Ask anybody that goes to exton!

1.Dan-noun-A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.


.........wow V

5.DAN-Dan is code word for dumb ass ******. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again

[pearl]

1. James - Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

1. peezy - something or someone that is extra fly. not just fly, but eXTRA.

[Broken5hift]

1. henry

an 8th of marijuana
Do you know where I can find Henry?

5. Henry

H.E.N.R.Y horny, entertaining, naughty, rough in bed, and YOU wish u had him in bed.

very sexy and is a total pimp.
girl 1:dude the guy i was with was a total Henry!
girl 2:man i wish i had a henry!
girl 1:Yeah i no he ****ed me soooo good!!!!
girl 2:damn i need to get me one of those!

6. Henry

The word Henry, is a word that can used to describe somebody who is incredibly attractive and good looking and with an amazing body and hair.
OMG that boy is so HENRY
You are so HENRY
I wish i looked HENRY
that is HENRY
HENRY!

7. henry

A male who is a bright person by others,
but at the same time is considered to be mega sexy and hot. Often nicknamed "the Stallion" for being able to have sex all night with his huge cock. Bitches love to be around him.
That guy is such a henry!

wow. who new urbandictionary knew me so well?

[Scapegoat]

i picked the first two

1. ken 255 up, 28 down
It literally means "know" in Scottish. Can also mean "know what i mean?" in Scottish.

2. ken 202 up, 38 down
Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.

[ASIAN JUL]

lulz..

Julia 806 up, 208 down love ithate it

a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
- Julia roberts
- julia stiles
- julia meyerhoff
- julia schneiderman
- julia ormond
- julia de burgos

Julia 224 up, 76 down love ithate it

Julias are people that love everybody and are loved by everyone. they are very artistic and express their feelings to people they love and can trust. they love to draw read and dance when no one is watching. they care a lot about fashion and clothes but are very unique and love to stand out and be different. they are very hot cut and sexy so you have to be careful with them. they are very sensitive when it comes to people but they are very strong and tough and do not care what people say or think. they are extremely good friends with everyone. they are brave courageous and bold and they will do anything. they are also attracted to boys named Joel. But more than anything they are extremely hot friendly and sexy they are the best people to know.
Julias are so hot and nice:
omg i met this girl that was the biggest julia ever!!!!!!
hot sexy big boobs sex kitten nice friendly artistic bold brave courageous adorable strong trustworthy beautiful sensitive unique
by julialover<3

3. julia 126 up, 46 down love ithate it

a funky fresh individul who has got it goinngg ONNNN.
she's amazing, talented, smart, and SUPPPPERR SEXYY.
she can be a straight up g, yo.(:
she's pretty flyyyy but totally down to earth
anyone who meets her loves her incredilby.
julia is pretty much the sex.
(boy sees girl)
boy: MAN THAT GIRL IS A TOTAL JULIA, I WANT HERRR.

that girl banged like a julia.
(:

lulz. urbandictionary liez.

[240sxDann]

too much **** damnit. FIRST ONE! FIRST ONE!

[CleanNeon98]

Alex
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
The sexiest vampire that you ever could meet. Thrives off blood and loves biting.
To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.
The most amazing guy ive ever met.

WIN!

[twastheglow]

I can't believe how right on mine was. Seriously.

[D Money]

Dimitri

Big ass cock and that lock dick game. Hits a chicks g-spot before he is even balls deep.

[Got Insulin?]

Taylor 418 up, 224 down
An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!!
Dude: look it's Taylor
Dude2:She is Amazing!


Unfortunately, I'm male.......

[twastheglow]

DUDE!!! There are 5 amazing pages for the name Mike. All HILARIOUS!!!

[twastheglow]

Mike: Definition #26: The action of masturbating, while taking a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich. Priceless.

[nuzzlenut]

Josh - A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.

ownage

[TGilb2007]

1. timothy 70 up, 109 down love ithate it

to take a dump in the middle of a shift for 15 minutes or more, leaving without telling anyone.
Mel: Do you know where Joe is?
Heather: I haven't seen him in a while, but I think he's taking a timothy right now!
timothy dump crap work bathroom
by yourmomsoradained Feb 8, 2008 share this add comment
2. timothy 39 up, 94 down love ithate it

used to describe all kinds of losers. eg: hobos, homos, dorks,..lol

The hell with the second one. Bitches.