Go to Vegas. . . they welcome you with open arms and discounts!
http://www.vegas.com/douchebag/
Take the Douchebag Quiz to figure out if you can cut it as a Vegas Douchebag:
1. Do you know where to get the best spray-on tan?
2. Do you like to show off your nipple ring in public?
3. Do you know the difference between beer and malt liquor?
4. Do you wear your chain inside or outside your shirt?
5. Do you own more than 5 different trucker hats?
If you answered "fo sho" to any of the above questions, you may have what it takes to be a true Vegas Douchebag.
haha, That is so awesome.