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marshallpre1 · 08-06-2009, 12:01 PM

My ****ing job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she is pretty ****ing hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbian, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.

Finally, the jewel of the crowd is this ****ing stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this HUGE ****ING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

Nors · 08-06-2009, 12:21 PM

Whats your job?

Scapegoat · 08-06-2009, 12:23 PM

i wouldn't rate Velma a -10...

Elliott18t · 08-06-2009, 12:26 PM

OMGz Turbo · 08-06-2009, 12:27 PM

lmfao this is beat

JB'sLGT · 08-06-2009, 12:30 PM

sounds like you have a fun job

I'm usually bored at work, cleaning up at a local college. Sometimes I'll see a math equation on a chalkboard and solve it. My best friend is Ben Affleck.

AristoSan · 08-06-2009, 01:02 PM

Atleast you are entertained

doug · 08-06-2009, 01:03 PM

hahahaah you had me going until that last line :P

Username · 08-06-2009, 01:25 PM

Wow i love how people read the first post and reply like, "Oh wow, your job is better then mine I do this and I do that..." or "Where do you work?". Lol read some replies or read the whole story.

Hey marshallpre1, your name Freddie by any chance?

zerioustt · 08-06-2009, 01:27 PM

Lmfao...thanks doug that was worth the look.

Ok back into my hole.

doug · 08-06-2009, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

Lmfao...thanks doug that was worth the look.

Ok back into my hole.

hahahaha figured you'd get an lol.

08-06-2009, 12:01 PM	#1
marshallpre1 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY Member #6445 My Ride: N/A iTrader: (1)	Rant about my office workers My **ing job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she is pretty ing hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around. The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbian, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties. Finally, the jewel of the crowd is this ing stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big ing dog to work. Every ing day I have to look at this HUGE ING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King. Anyways, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and **. __________________ Jeremy 1997 Supra TT 6MT- PT67/Vipec/HKS/AEM/etc- fun street car 2004 G35 Coupe 6MT- Brembo pkg- daily/track days 1994 SC300 5MT- NA-T- PT61/AEM V1- future track car

08-06-2009, 12:21 PM	#2
Nors Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: DelCo, PA Member #2210 My Ride: 2011 VW GTI iTrader: (1)	Whats your job? __________________ DUB JAWN Hi Hater™ Previous: 2002 Volkswagen GTi - Sold \|1995 Honda Accord - Sold \| 1993 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Project - Sold \| 1996 Acura Integra RS - Sold

08-06-2009, 12:26 PM	#4
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08-06-2009, 12:27 PM	#5
OMGz Turbo Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ltown Member #3108 My Ride: 01' WS6..That whistles...01' Explorer 5.slow iTrader: (0)	lmfao this is beat __________________ loading HATERS.....99% ████████████████] NO ONE CARES ABOUT BEING TTT APPROVED

08-06-2009, 12:30 PM	#6
JB'sLGT Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Haddon Twp. Member #10156 My Ride: 05 Legacy GT, 97 M3 iTrader: (0)	sounds like you have a fun job I'm usually bored at work, cleaning up at a local college. Sometimes I'll see a math equation on a chalkboard and solve it. My best friend is Ben Affleck. __________________ 05 Subaru Legacy GT: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

08-06-2009, 12:23 PM	#3
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	i wouldn't rate Velma a -10...

08-06-2009, 01:02 PM	#7
AristoSan Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Jerz Member #10650 My Ride: Boosted 2001 GS300 iTrader: (0)	Atleast you are entertained

08-06-2009, 01:03 PM	#8
doug Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Member #450 My Ride: 2007 WRX STi Limited, 1969 Z/28 Camaro iTrader: (1)	hahahaah you had me going until that last line :P

08-06-2009, 01:25 PM	#9
Username Tri-State Aficionado Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: levittown, pa Member #13480 My Ride: mk4 jetta 1.8t iTrader: (1)	Wow i love how people read the first post and reply like, "Oh wow, your job is better then mine I do this and I do that..." or "Where do you work?". Lol read some replies or read the whole story. Hey marshallpre1, your name Freddie by any chance?

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