epic thread

[supraghost]

http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=22356

[BlkWhtTSI]

where does this epicness begin?

found it lolz wow that dude got e-wrecked

[Big_Jim]

synopsis for people that dont want to read the whole thread.....


taken from post on page 2

This douchbag kid though it was cool to **** with a handycapt kid with his 3 buddies in the car, as he pulled out of a restaurant after eating dinner with my brother. They were ****ing with him and break checked him, where he tapped the back bumper, doing no damage, they jumped out, one kicked the door on the van and the other threw a bat at the car. for fear of being assaulted wheels took off, 3 thugs vs a wheel chair kid? come on. they followed him onto 67 and proceeded to rear end the **** out of the van.

[MX5]

Quote from the handycapped guy that was part of the altercation.

Oh COLIN KAEHLER of 1933 Hexam Rd, Niskayuna NY APT. 1 who drives dDaddy's, Douglas Kaehlers S4 who lives at the same address with a license plate # of ESE7681, I never thought we would get the chance to meet again!!! So let's get some stories straight since you seem to be mis-remembering a few details... And I'm not sure whose insurance got dropped, or of anyone convicted of a DWI... I know I didn't... Lets recount that night should we???

You're driving down Rt. 30 thinking you're a badass in your Daddy's S4 with 2 of your buddies, one who was drunk and under the age... After repeated brake checks, I bumped you. You then, pulled forward... And proceeded to get out of your car, with your 2 buddies 1 of which had a bat. Being that I was alone, I drove by you while one of your tool friends kicked my vehicle and threw the bat at my vehicle. After you decided to chase me, I figured you were going to follow me home and attempt to assualt me. I then, stopped my vehicle in the road, and attemped to disable your vehicle by backing into it and then called the police to come catch up to us.

FYI, how's the car anyways... The cops had agood laugh at your expense since it was pissing antifreeze everywhere... You can thank your buddy for kicking my van, he wiped the salt off for me, that's right... Not a scratch on my vehicle.

Considering I already followed up with the police in regards to a possible assulat on myself by you and your friends, I will also notify them that your father has a high powered rifle and that I may still be in danger, I'll allow them to follow up with you.

Welcome to our car community where you will find a lot of people who don't tolerate the BULL**** you STARTED that night. When you grow up and your balls drop, even own your own car... Feel free to come up and re-introduce yourself to me at a number of car shows or at the lot. I'd like to see you pull any of those antics to face, ever again.

Apologize to your Dad for me, as f you weren't a douchebag HIS CAR wouldn't have ever been in an accident.

With Love,

Chris

[Willdue]

owned.hard.

[sean3]

I normally push people in wheelchairs over as it reminds me of placing a turtle on its back

Am I going to hell for laughing (really hard) at that?

Epic thread though. Still reading it. This "KrazyKid" guy is a complete tool though.

[renn]

everyone in that thread is a complete tool.

[Higu]

Halfway in it's just a bunch of /b/ trolls trolling. "Cool Story Brah"

[zuki19]

Fear not, ******! We can fix this, It's a 12 step program.

Step 1: Admit you are an asshole.
Step 2: Punch yourself in the face.
Step 3: Admit you had a lot to do with the accident.
Step 4: Punch yourself in the face.
Step 5: Admit you and your friends are massive pussies (it's true, you needed a bat for a guy in a wheelchair)
Step 6: Punch yourself in the face.
Step 7: Admit that it's very juvenile to brake check someone.
Step 8: Punch yourself in the face.
Step 9: Admit that the baseball bat is really a sodomy device that you and your "friends" use when drunk.
Step 10: Punch yourself in the face.
Step 11: Kill yourself.
Step 12: Well, if you did step 11 we don't need anything else.

LMFAO

[inteva6184]

Wow what a collection of hammers.

[AWDkid]

Where does it actually start?

[dudewheresmycar]

wow....

[Ej6Mike]

ooooo the epicness!

[mcperson2k]

I thought it was funny...

Cj threatening that hes taking all of this to the police; Hotwheels actually probably showing all of this to the police; Cj doesn't realize this.

[morla]

I like how he says his dad has a barrett .50 cal, I guess he just thought of the best gun in COD and said his dad has one

[92awdtsi]

Originally Posted by morla

I like how he says his dad has a barrett .50 cal, I guess he just thought of the best gun in COD and said his dad has one

well that sure wouldn't be my first choice as a "night stand" gun

[daewoo]

Originally Posted by morla

I like how he says his dad has a barrett .50 cal, I guess he just thought of the best gun in COD and said his dad has one

id like to see him or his dad shoot someone over a forum **** talk fest with a barret, that would go well.

[PunkboySL2]

[RedWabbit]

and does anyone know if they passed the law about banning 50 cals in NY?

[01NightHawk]

I read the entire thread.... epic indeed.


hand puppets?!? - that about did it for me lol