text a girl...

[phillycivicsi]

I saw this on another forum...

text a girl saying "can i tap that" and see what she says... :supz:

[CleanNeon98]

She said she couldn't handle me.

[phillycivicsi]

i just did it hahaha
me:can i tap that
girl:wtf
me(feeling wierd i said this):my bad wrong text
girl:so u wouldnt
me:yea i would
girl:we will talk next time we see eachother :wink:
me:dont talk with ur mouth full :wink:
girl:lol ill text you tommorow
me:k

[Oakes]

me: can i tap that
her: you already did....
me: touche'

[phillycivicsi]

^^^lol

[99SL2_Modder]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You at work?
Me: Yeah.
Her: Be there at 1am.
Me: Ok

[RSX Type-Slow]

did it this afternoon

me: can i tap that??
her: your discusting
me: c'mon baby u kno u want it
her: tim i'm your mother, and have more respect for women
me: suck it mom.

[yellow2000S/R]

This has many pages on another forum with: "Why haven't we ****ed yet" as the first text.

[phillycivicsi]

gonna be many in this too just watch haha come on people text them girls

[evomike]

I did it soooooo many times this weekend people didn't respond I was dissapointed

[The Captain]

Is this the new thing?

I prefer talking to girls in person.

[abrok99]

did it this afternoon

me: can i tap that??
her: your discusting
me: c'mon baby u kno u want it
her: tim i'm your mother, and have more respect for women
me: suck it mom.

lol no way. proof please. as much as i wanna believe it i just dont hahaha.

[mg23]

this is funny as ****

[den9]

this **** is epic.

[ASIAN JUL]

Ugh, haha. You guys are silly.

[ketchup!]

haha good old h-t threads

[99SL2_Modder]

Ugh, haha. You guys are silly.

What's your phone number?

[RSX Type-Slow]

What's your phone number?

now that is some funny ish.

[ASIAN JUL]

:eek:

[Oakes]

Me: can I tap that?
Asian Jul: ....give my number to anyone in that thread, and death will be in your near future >=(

true life

[OMGz Turbo]

Me: Can i tap that **** babe?
Her: ...Dont you see what happened the last time? *points to the broken head board and then the picture of my daughter*
Me: **sigh**... Jill and her 5 friends it is.

No Mo Kids For This Guy.

[igo4bmx]

me: can i tap that??
HIM: WTF?!
me: OH ****!

[crazyduckme]

Me: can I tap that?
Asian Jul: ....give my number to anyone in that thread, and death will be in your near future >=(

true life

hahahahah that's too funny.

[D Money]

Lol lol lol lol!!!

[jcr557]

me: can i tap that
her: yea

[turb0baby]

hahaha this is funny as hell

[Oakes]

me: can i tap that?
her: I don't want your boyfriend's sloppy seconds

....hmmm

[turb0baby]

^^^^that was meeeee haha

[Erik]

Me: Lemme tap that ****.
Her: You ****ing wish asshole.
Me: Once again, Please?
Her: Blocked.

haha ex.

[OMGz Turbo]

I sent my ex a message on facebook

Me-Can i tap that??

Her-
"Elise R$#%#$%
Today at 11:08am
Report Message
Hey, umm so can you not request me on facebook? Just so I don't start getting harrassed by your babies mama, again. But maybe ill let you hit it later. Bye

[BlackBulletTSi]

BWHAHAHA thats awesome

me: can I tap that
5 girls: **crickets**

lol then again it was 3AM when i sent it

[evomike]

I couldn't get a response either dumb girls

[Suckface]

I did it soooooo many times this weekend people didn't respond I was dissapointed

if you would have sent it to me, I would have gotten back to you!

[evomike]

Hmm I thought actually I did guess not oh well

[Oakes]

This is fun, lets see what other responses im gonna get

[russiankid]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What? No, I have a BF.
Me: So?
Her: We'll talk about it later.

[BlackBulletTSi]

lolz nice

[Oakes]

LOLOL, these are good.

Girl 1:
Me: can I tap that
Her: what are you smoking right now?

[Erik]

Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What do i get out of it?
Me: -__-

[Oakes]

Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What do i get out of it?
Me: -__-

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, I lol'd hard, owned.

[The Captain]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What r u doing fri?
Me: Going to a party, interest?
Her: Where?
.....


Disclaimer: I Kinda cheated, cause i've known this girl wanted my bone.

[Oakes]

lol a few good ones, fast responses surprisingly

Me:Can I tap that?
Her: Is that a song or just a general question?
Me: General
Her: Act like you haven't before Nick?
Me: I mean, I'm just sayin
Her: Hhahaha, I'm sure, you're Cray-zee (wtf is that **** and I banged her...)

Another girl, she has a bf tho
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: That?
Her: What's that?
Me: You smarty
Her: you wish haha
Me: As do you
Her: ;)

[Erik]

to the GF:

Me: I have a serious question.
Her: Yeaa?
Me: Can i.........can i tap it?
Her: ???huh???? hah?
Me: CAN I TAP IT?!
Me: Well? lol
Her: Tap what?
Me: You know...tap
Her: ....maybe.

[vdcoff]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What? No, I have a BF.
Me: So?
Her: We'll talk about it later.

lol...the golden rule, b/fs don't matter

[Suckface]

to RSX Type Slow's GF

me: can i tap that
her: nope
me: that's not what you were saying on vacation
her: eww
me: you said it, not me
her: jokingly u silly boy
me: sure you were
her: um ok

[Erik]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: IM YOUR ****ING SISTER FREAK!
Me: ****! wrong megan!

fail :(

[phate1229]

me: can I tap that
him: you'd ejaculate before you got your pants off

Me: can I cap that
him: tap what?

[doug]

me: can I tap that
him: you'd ejaculate before you got your pants off

Me: can I cap that
him: tap what?

thread title: text a girl.......

[Erik]

oh, he knows lol

[doug]

I don't think he does because I just got a 'tap that?' request.... LOL.

[Oakes]

the one that told him he would ejaculate before he got his pants off was me.

[phate1229]

after a mass text of "can I tap that"

Her: NO.
him/her/it: After the surgery is done.
him: Batter or catcher?
Him: This is going on TST isn't it? Only if it's in the MR2... lololol which one am I talking about?! it's a mystery... oh yeah no homo... I guess.
Her: so original
Her: what?
Her: ewww why do you have my number
Her: tap what!?

[Oakes]

Finally a win

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: yes sir

[BradC]

Multiple great replies here, all the same girl...she's a winner:

me: Can I hit that?

Her: oh you can hit it... from the front aaaand the back
Her: with my ankles on your shoulders
Her: in knee socks and pigtails

[phate1229]

Why do i not know girls like this.
him: "...? you know, I have no idea what you're talking about.. but chances are the answer is yes. yes you can"

[doug]

Multiple great replies here, all the same girl...she's a winner:

me: Can I hit that?

Her: oh you can hit it... from the front aaaand the back
Her: with my ankles on your shoulders
Her: in knee socks and pigtails

this guy's in first place.

[jcr557]

me: can i tap that?
her: wow
me: its a serious question
her: obviously you've been talkin to somebody
me: so can i or what?
her: yea


me: can i tap that?
hahaha what?
me: its a serious question
her: hahaha
me: ill take that as a yea
her: haha yup

[OMGz Turbo]

after a mass text of "can I tap that"

Her: NO.
him/her/it: After the surgery is done.
him: Batter or catcher?
Him: This is going on TST isn't it? Only if it's in the MR2... lololol which one am I talking about?! it's a mystery... oh yeah no homo... I guess.
Her: so original
Her: what?
Her: ewww why do you have my number
Her: tap what!?

Hmmm...MR2...and if its really a girl....

[Erik]

to Kr!st!

Me: Can i tap that?
(40 minutes later)
Her: Say what?
Me: You know...tap it....
Her: uhhhhhhhhh
Me: lolol

[Oakes]

Phate1229 = an experimenting dude. aka gay. aka ****s guys, aka will do anything for a sucky sucky

[phate1229]

notice the "him" before that

got another "tap what?" back and "only if it's in reverse cowgirl from russian kid"

[Suckface]

also works on facebook:

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: you know what
her: what the hell are you talking about?
me: think about it
her: uhhh, told you im a retard today
me: i guess so, what have i been asking you since the first time i met you?
her: hahahaha, uhhh yeah i learned my lesson with the last dude
me: hahahaha
her: that ****ed **** up way bad, now i hate him
me: so i don't care if we do it and you no longer like me afterwards

[russiankid]

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Duh, you're ****ing gay
Me: <3
Him: You can heart my balls
Me: Love you too
Him: You can love my balls
Me: Haha this is funny
Him: My balls in your mouth are funny
Me: Do the reverse cow girl
Him: I'll reverse from putting my cock in your ass to putting in your mouth. ATM bitch!
Me: Oh baby



Haha, thats Mike btw.

[DPancoast]

Me: ok I have a serious question. When you have time let me know.
Her: K. Whenever. I'm getting back to work in a minute.
Me: well I meant to bring it up last night but I didn't wanna bring it up... But I was wondering... Can I tap that?
Her: everyday for the rest of your life..oh wait I saw that thread yesterday. My answer is no due to lack of originality. Never...ever...again.
Me: /life

[Oakes]

She's tapping me Dpan, you think she's at work....

[Erik]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: I am your manager, we cant do that.
Me: Ill take that as a yes for when i quit.

SCORE!

[BlackBulletTSi]

Justing read next to the line it says HIM

[Rush]

I wanna play!

C'mon, can't girls text this to guys? I mean, the answers prolly won't be as hilarious, but sittin' on the sidelines for this sucks. :mad:

[Scapegoat]

I wanna play!

C'mon, can't girls text this to guys? I mean, the answers prolly won't be as hilarious, but sittin' on the sidelines for this sucks. :mad:

whats your number? :mrgreen:

[phillycivicsi]

did it again and i failed
me:can i tap that
her:dude wtf
me:what
her:u know who u texted
me:**** my bad i meant to text a daniele

i accidently texted my friend daniel instead of daniele lmao...

[phate1229]

him "yes, yes you can"

Him:????
me: That. Can I tap it.
him: sure, did you just see me

him: "nope, unless you have cash"
him: "sure"
him: "anytime"

Her: tap what?
me: that
her: no... lol
her: can I screw that?
me: wait... what?

and the best one "sure as long as we don't FLIP"

[jcr557]

danielle m? lol did that already

[Erik]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: excuse me??
Me: haha, well?
Her: stfu

I think she likes me

[CarbonIS]

this is hilarious

[Oakes]

I think we have someone slowly coming out of the closet in this thread..

This one is good, still waiting on a few responses and really tempting to send to a few others lol

Me: I'm wondering, Can I tap that?
Her: Didn't you try this before :p
Me: I wouldn't doubt it, I mean look at u
Her: haha, stop! Why the random question?
Me: Cause, I'm tryin to tap
Her: Ur cute, I'll be in town later ;)

She's definitely teasing me. NOT COOL!

[jcr557]

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what?
me: you know
her: i know?
me: yea, you know..
her: ok

[phate1229]

slowly? dude I burst out of the closet years ago, just don't tell my mom

[Erik]

hmm....my closet doors busted....YOU ****ER

[MuddyREX]

me: Can I tap that?
her: bleeding
me: fml

[Erik]

lolol


Me: Can i tap that?
Her: I really hate the facebook chat user interface.
Me: Nevermind.

[R_Rambo]

Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Her: lol what? Im at work right now
Me: Well it doesnt have to be right now
Her: Ok Ill call you when im done work ;)


I cheated though, Ive already hit it

[Oakes]

Me: What I'm wondering is....Can I tap that?
Her: Finally! Someone worth answering! Where, when and how hard Nick Oakes?? ;]

[phillycivicsi]

Score!
Me:can i tap that
her:lol happy birthday
me:birthday sex?
Her:best thing of the year;) ill let u know...

[Erik]

GFs bestfriend via Facebook chat:

Me:can i tap that?
Me:gr excuse me!
Her:what?
Me:ya know...lol
Her:what????
Me:whatcha confused about
Her:you asked if you could tap that
Me:im aware of what i said lol
Her:idk
lol
hahahahaha

haha bustedddd

[turb0baby]

this is hilarious

nice try.

[doug]

me: What i'm wondering is....can i tap that?
Her: Finally! Someone worth answering! Where, when and how hard nick oakes?? ;]

Dana! ................?

[Scapegoat]

me: can i tap that?
her:

[Erik]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her:Me?
Her:Sure!
Me: ORLY?!
Her: I was actually thinking of you the other day
Me: 0_0

[siqq subie]

guy 1: "obviously! Whats up chika?"
guy 2: "LoL i'm not going to say no"
guy 3: "hellz yes"
guy 4: "Yes you can"
guy 5: "que?"
guy 3 again: "Tap dat azz"
guy 6: "Yea of course"
girl 1: "Me"
guy 7: "Wat" ... "And no u cant, phily ppl have aids" ... "Oh its u. I didnt have ur number in my new phone. Yes you can tap it as long as i can choke you"
guy 8: "Sure..." (30 min later) "I'll be waiting"
guy 9: "what is this, role reversal?"
girl 2: "Haha huh?"
guy 10: "Sure, go for it?"
guy 11: "Lol was that meant for me?"
girl 3: "what is that!!" (as in wtf at my text)
guy 12: "Um, yes? Haha."
guy 13: "Huh"
guy 14: "tap what?"
guy 15: "yes, yes you can tap that"
guy 16: "Excuse me?" (me: oh its some TST joke thing...nvm) him again: "Ok let me know when you arent joking"
guy 17: "Hahaha anytime lol"
girl 4: "Can you tap that? Tap what? lol"
girl 5: "tap what? huh haha"

yeah... ive got a lot of explaining to do.

[The Captain]

guy 1: "obviously! Whats up chika?"
guy 2: "LoL i'm not going to say no"
guy 3: "hellz yes"
guy 4: "Yes you can"
guy 5: "que?"
guy 3 again: "Tap dat azz"
guy 6: "Yea of course"
girl 1: "Me"
guy 7: "Wat" ... "And no u cant, phily ppl have aids" ... "Oh its u. I didnt have ur number in my new phone. Yes you can tap it as long as i can choke you"
guy 8: "Sure..." (30 min later) "I'll be waiting"
guy 9: "what is this, role reversal?"
girl 2: "Haha huh?"
guy 10: "Sure, go for it?"
guy 11: "Lol was that meant for me?"
girl 3: "what is that!!" (as in wtf at my text)
guy 12: "Um, yes? Haha."
guy 13: "Huh"
guy 14: "tap what?"
guy 15: "yes, yes you can tap that"
guy 16: "Excuse me?"



yeah... ive got a lot of explaining to do.

You win.

[i_ride_fieroGT]

just sent mine well see what she says.

Me. can i tap that
Her. dont be so gross rick
me. aww come on itl be fun
Her. Your not funny
Me. awwww man
Her im at work but you know better than to gross me out like that i might throw up in my lunch now.

[Meeshell]

Dana! ................?

Nope... I was kidding around with him and posted it. The full thing:

Him: What I'm wondering is...Can I tap that?
Me: Finally! Someone worth answering! Where when and how hard Nick Oakes?? ;]
Him: here, now, and till I put you through the wall

Nick sure does know how to charm a girl :inlove:

[sleeperSL2]

me:can i tap that?
her:excuse me?!
me:can i tap that?
her:thats very blunt..
me:well?
her: whats your dorm #? and my roomate thinks your cute, we'll be up later=]

:mrgreen:

[Erik]

thats how you do it sleeper, metal style! :rock: jk dont hurt me!

[D Money]

I don't know if I believe half of you. LOL!

[Snoozie]

I don't know if I believe half of you. LOL!

HAHA. I was thinking the same thing.

[Scapegoat]

so far my inquiries have gone unanswered :lol:


:cry:

[D Money]

for real, though. I'm not doubting anyones looks or game, but you must have all hoes in your phonebook for them to say that you can smash after one text.

[sleeperSL2]

me:can i tap that?
her:um, didnt you "tap" my sister?
me:uh yeah..
her:will she find out?
me:of course not
her:im game

haha oh yeah!

[sleeperSL2]

for real, though. I'm not doubting anyones looks or game, but you must have all hoes in your phonebook for them to say that you can smash after one text.

mine arent ALL hoes haha..i just have met some very, outgoing girls haha

[Erik]

lol well, my list was,

my gf, an ex, another ex, my sister(accidentally, i swear lol) gfs best friend, manager (whom im pretty good friends with), a few other friends. all of them have a sense of humor...sort of lol

[angdefeo]

guy 1: "obviously! Whats up chika?"
guy 2: "LoL i'm not going to say no"
guy 3: "hellz yes"
guy 4: "Yes you can"
guy 5: "que?"
guy 3 again: "Tap dat azz"
guy 6: "Yea of course"
girl 1: "Me"
guy 7: "Wat" ... "And no u cant, phily ppl have aids" ... "Oh its u. I didnt have ur number in my new phone. Yes you can tap it as long as i can choke you"
guy 8: "Sure..." (30 min later) "I'll be waiting"
guy 9: "what is this, role reversal?"
girl 2: "Haha huh?"
guy 10: "Sure, go for it?"
guy 11: "Lol was that meant for me?"
girl 3: "what is that!!" (as in wtf at my text)
guy 12: "Um, yes? Haha."
guy 13: "Huh"
guy 14: "tap what?"
guy 15: "yes, yes you can tap that"
guy 16: "Excuse me?" (me: oh its some TST joke thing...nvm) him again: "Ok let me know when you arent joking"
guy 17: "Hahaha anytime lol"
girl 4: "Can you tap that? Tap what? lol"

yeah... ive got a lot of explaining to do.


This on is the funniest by far. If i posted my results they would exactly the opposite. Every girl who replied was "ewwww Grosss" and the guys all replied with "delete my number".

I wonder what this says about humanity.....guys dont need much to say yes and girls i know think i am a creep. FML

[turb0baby]

me: can i tap that
him: is that a serious question
me: yea?
him: hell yea.
--------------
me: can i tap that
him: ive been asking u that for months
---------------
me:" "
him: seriously?
me: no.
him. thats ****ed up.

[phillycivicsi]

I got my first negative reply back
me:can i tap that
her:excuse me
me:you know
her:absolutley not if ur gonna ask me like that
me: ok sry but can i
her:notnow im in the ****in zone
me:****in skank
her:lol but no ur like a bro to me
me: o.....bye

[sleeperSL2]

this is fun haha

me:can i tap that?
her:what?
me:can i tap that?
her:if you can deal with my girlfriend then sure, itll be different then last time.

[phillycivicsi]

denied

me: can i tap that
her:what
me:u know
her:what
me:can i tap that
her: leave me alone

[ASIAN JUL]

Hahahahaha. Some of these responses are so good. This should be called

The Official Ho or No Thread of TST

[Oakes]

Some of these might be a little drawn out, but I has proof of all mine.

[05DC5teg]

lol this is great....

Me: What's up?
her: Nothing much, how are u?
Me: Anyways can i tap that?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Don't u have a GF?
Me: So what?
Her: U better not say anything if i do!
Me: started laughing my as off.....

[240sxDann]

wow some of you peoples friends have no morals what-so-ever lol

[Oakes]

lol this is great....

Me: What's up?
her: Nothing much, how are u?
Me: Anyways can i tap that?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Don't u have a GF?
Me: So what?
Her: U better not say anything if i do!
Me: started laughing my as off.....

Gold! The one chick with a bf has been texting me since I sent her that. They're having problems....

[turb0baby]

love this one:

me: can i tap that?
him: if there was a more affirmative answer than "yes", id say it.

[Scapegoat]

haha, no one has responded to mine... sent out two... well, three now... waiting on responses :lol:

don't think any of them know of this thread

[Rush]

wow some of you peoples friends have no morals what-so-ever lol
That's what I've been thinking. Except without the LOL. I mean, I'm laughing -- but more in a 'geez this is pretty sad that these girls are responding like this' kind of way.

[99SL2_Modder]

guy 1: "obviously! Whats up chika?"
guy 2: "LoL i'm not going to say no"
guy 3: "hellz yes"
guy 4: "Yes you can"
guy 5: "que?"
guy 3 again: "Tap dat azz"
guy 6: "Yea of course"
girl 1: "Me"
guy 7: "Wat" ... "And no u cant, phily ppl have aids" ... "Oh its u. I didnt have ur number in my new phone. Yes you can tap it as long as i can choke you"
guy 8: "Sure..." (30 min later) "I'll be waiting"
guy 9: "what is this, role reversal?"
girl 2: "Haha huh?"
guy 10: "Sure, go for it?"
guy 11: "Lol was that meant for me?"
girl 3: "what is that!!" (as in wtf at my text)
guy 12: "Um, yes? Haha."
guy 13: "Huh"
guy 14: "tap what?"
guy 15: "yes, yes you can tap that"
guy 16: "Excuse me?" (me: oh its some TST joke thing...nvm) him again: "Ok let me know when you arent joking"
guy 17: "Hahaha anytime lol"
girl 4: "Can you tap that? Tap what? lol"
girl 5: "tap what? huh haha"

yeah... ive got a lot of explaining to do.

Hrm. Waiting for your text now...

[Scapegoat]

i deal with stupid girls apparently...

me: can i tap that?
her: huh? lol

:roll:

[siqq subie]

I don't know if I believe half of you. LOL!

haha i saved the texts in case i needed to take pics for proof :cool:

[D Money]

haha i saved the texts in case i needed to take pics for proof :cool:

You don't count, you're a girl!!! If any girl half decent bird texted a dude, they'd be all over it for free pussy with no work involved! BTW, sorry I haven't responded yet! :wink:

[siqq subie]

You don't count, you're a girl!!! If any girl half decent bird texted a dude, they'd be all over it for free pussy with no work involved! BTW, sorry I haven't responded yet! :wink:

haha you got a point there. ****in' guys.

[D Money]

That being said.....

when are you going to let me beat? :rotfl:

[TROLL]

I dont believe most of you, but its funny regardless.

[BlackBulletTSi]

agreed sister one i dont know how much i believe it but i got one response

me on facebook: ladies can I tap it? LoLz
ex: it wasn't funny last night when u texted it either
me: get a sense of humor

[Tru2Blu]

Me: can i tap that?
Her: What the hell? U been smoking? lol
Me:Nah im at work
Her:Where did that come from?
Me: My brain
Her: Hot mess! How are you?
Me: Changing the topic again.
Her: Ok fine. No Q you cant tap it
Me: Aight lemme eat it then.
Her: Wth. What is wrong with you man? No hey, how are you? just right to the chase.
Me: Im sorry. How are you?.... Can I now?
Her: I cant take you man.
Me: Damn right.

Next Girl

[sleepersatty99]

I dont believe most of you, but its funny regardless.

where are your texts at?

Me: Can i tap that?
Wife: huh?
Me: can i TAP that?
Wife: lmao.......
Me:Well?

Still no response...... lol

[Slick 87]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: mmmmmm yeahhhhhh!

To easy. Then she followed up with

Her: Lets go on a date tonight!

****

[sleeperSL2]

where are your texts at?

Me: Can i tap that?
Wife: huh?
Me: can i TAP that?
Wife: lmao.......
Me:Well?

Still no response...... lol


haha thats funny.

[sherwood]

Me: can i tap that?
CarbonIS: only if i can lay there like the girl from forgetting sarah marshall and repeatedly say "hi" to you while you do it.
Me: It wasn't for you i just don't have your gf's number so ask her for me.
CarbonIS: Lmao

[Oakes]

Me: can I tap that?
Her: when, where and which position ;)
Me: Now, my pants, the best one.

Can't lie, that was set up but the texts are real lol

This one was not set up though

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wtf?
Me: ...can I tap it?
Her: Tap what? Me?
Me: Chyah
Her: I knew you were crazy, but seriously? just blatantly like that?
Me: Gets the point across :)
Her: Consider asking me on a date first before trying to make my bed squeak
Me: So it's gonna be in your bed?
Her: ..NO! Damn it. You know what I mean!
Me: So, whatre you doing tonight?
Her: Nice try. I'm working, get your mind out of the gutter, then call me

...She's fiesty, I like it. A lot.

[OMGz Turbo]

Hey oakes????

[Oakes]

No, you can not tap it yet, get in line.

[OMGz Turbo]

No, you can not tap it yet, get in line.

:(:(:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: But....but....but....pp.p.pppp...pppuuuhhhleeezzz. .. hahahaha

[phate1229]

No, you can not tap it yet, get in line.

what about me?

[Oakes]

what about me?

Let's put it this way, each "-" represents a person, and this will show placement

---------------OMGzTurbo-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Troll----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------here? no------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AsianJul------------------------------------------------------------------------Phate1229.

[phate1229]

you make me sad inside

[xarewhyayen]

Me: can i tap that?
Her: LoL
Me: I get a lol?
Her: Im yours u know that

booooring.

[ASIAN JUL]

Lol I have now had 4 of you ask that question in the past 24 hours. Thanks guys for lulz.

[jcr557]

me: can i tap that?
her: why did you hang up on me earlier
me: i had customers, can i tap it?
her: what time you done work?
me: 8, can i tap it then?
her: we'll see. weren't u goin to the shop?
me: plans can change
her: ill call you later :)

[dragonfly2k3]

me: can i tap that
her : mmm boyyy

[FazdaGt]

to my girlfriend just for fun...i win for strange response.

me: Sooo when can i tap that?
her: Do you have clorox at your house so I can bleach my flip flops?
me: No...did you get my last message?
her: Yes.
me: and you ignored it?
her: I don't answer questions when they're asked like that
me: It was a post on a forum to see your response. i think i win with "do you have clorox?"
her: that doesn't count, you have to add the flip flops part, or else they'll think i'm like brandon and james

[ASIAN JUL]

I asked omgjacki. She deflected. I think that means no. :cry:

[jcr557]

ex

me: can i tap that
her: yea
me: when
her: when your done work
me: well u gotta get in line then
her: are you serious
me: depends, is it gonna affect our friendship?
her: wow bye ha friendship
me: well ya, u know..
her: wow
me: thats what your gonna be saying later : )
her: lol. Your bad.
me: na uh, pretty sure thats your line lol
her: haha ok
me: so can i tap it or what? be honest
her: john call me when your done work.
me: well i got stuff to do first and then ill call you
her: haha k, well call me

[Oakes]

me: can I tap that?
her: no.
me: 404 NOT FOUND

[FazdaGt]

me: can i tap that?
friend: that was random
me: i was trying to be classy.
friend: there's nothing classy about us
me: haha it was on tristate, to ask and see what you'd say
friend: hmm interesting
me: yeah, and you passed the ho test.
friend: I didn't need a forum game to tell me that.



me: can i tap that?
friend: ?
me:Whenn can i tap that? its quite a simple question really.
friend: haha. what happened to the gf?
me: i won't tell if you won't tell
friend: sorry i just got back with my boyfriend and i'm trying no to f it up. but if i were solo.
me: well thats good, but i was just kidding.




okay im done, i need to be on a plane at 7:05 tomorrow morning and i haven't started packing.

[ASIAN JUL]

^ that 2nd girl probably doesn't believe you, lol

[OPZ]

me: can I tap that?
her: no.
me: 404 NOT FOUND

Dunno why, but I say this is the best response yet.


I'd try, but I'd be sharing the same boat as scapegoat

[crazyduckme]

me: can I tap that?
her: no.
me: 404 NOT FOUND

HAHAHAH that is great.

[TROLL]

I'll share for sharing's sake (and to burn the last 5 mins at work). She's sorta in on the joke...

me: can i tap that?
her: since i succumb to peer pressure so often... like omigod ok, next time my bf is at work you can tap it till we're sure you have all my STDs!
me: haha i have to type all that out now?
her: hey you should have known better :-P
me: i was just trying to include you cause you sounded lonely... so sex me as a reward for my thoughtfulness
her: how about i buy you a couple strippers instead?
me: how about one stripper and one donkey?
her: one stripper and one goat, best i can do.
me: ok deal... and after you're all worked up from the moaning and bahhing, i'll ask you again, can I tap that?
her: ok this **** has to stop, the anchors are doing the live evening newscast and i'm the asshole in the background with the spastic giggling-turrets
me: haha well I dont want you to get fired, you'd be a ****ty tap if you were all depressed and emotional
me: ...but I'd still be interested :-P
her: I'd be depressed, crying, and prolly a starfish. FTL.
me: all the best looking ones always are... haha

[sherwood]

crazyduckme is waiting for oakes to ask her haha!

[crazyduckme]

LOL!! no one on this site has my number :-P

[Scapegoat]

LOL!! no one on this site has my number :-P

pm me :lol:

[sherwood]

thats not what i meant. i meant u were in love with oakes.

[crazyduckme]

thats not what i meant. i meant u were in love with oakes.

Now that is funny!!! :lol:

[ASIAN JUL]

Sherwood def had the best approach

[phate1229]

wait you mean girls exist that oakes hasn't ****ed?

[crazyduckme]

Well I sure as hell haven't!!!! bah!

[phate1229]

this is doubtful

[Scapegoat]

just being on this forum means oakes ****ed you... he's got me too

[crazyduckme]

this is doubtful

Geez, Nick sure is a freaking pimp and a half.

just being on this forum means oakes ****ed you... he's got me too

LOL. oh boy...

[Oakes]

hahaha, all your virginity are belong to meh

[Scapegoat]

what?

[phate1229]

yep oakes took mine, granted I made him work for it.

[ASIAN JUL]

wnat?

[sherwood]

change ur username to oakesduckme!

[Oakes]

yep oakes took mine, granted I made him work for it.

Yeah, I was doing everything I could to make you keep that car on the ground.

[phate1229]

Winning at beer pong doesn't keep my car out of the air.

[ASIAN JUL]

change ur username to oakesduckme!

:eek:

:rofl:

[crazyduckme]

I don't even know Nick Oakes! Sheesh!!

[phate1229]

but nick oakes knows you....

[sherwood]

oakes first name is nick!? you know more than i do ms oakes.

[Oakes]

She THOUGHT that was her bf giving her that nice late night lovin'

[99SL2_Modder]

She THOUGHT that was her bf giving her that nice late night lovin'

And you thought that was HER not her bf?

[RSX Type-Slow]

to RSX Type Slow's GF

me: can i tap that
her: nope
me: that's not what you were saying on vacation
her: eww
me: you said it, not me
her: jokingly u silly boy
me: sure you were
her: um ok


haha she told me tonight. she's like "suckface asked to tap that today." my IMMEDIATE thoughts was this thread.



well played sir.

[Oakes]

lolol, little does he know. I am currently tapping it.

[Scapegoat]

me: can i tap that?
her:U r funny
me:what? come on ;)
her: i'll take your silence as a yes lol. what are you up to?
her: son 21 first legal beer
her: hi u

[99SL2_Modder]

me: can i tap that?
her:U r funny
me:what? come on ;)
her: i'll take your silence as a yes lol. what are you up to?
her: son 21 first legal beer
her: hi u

Uh, something missing?

[Scapegoat]

Uh, something missing?

she has a 21 year old kid...

[russiankid]

Well I sure as hell haven't!!!! bah!

Thats what you think.:wink:

Dear creatures of the night....

[Oakes]

I just lost a few IQ points reading that. BAD ken BAD!

The last one of the day for me, not really that good but **** it

me: I has a question for u
her: I may have an answer
me: Can I, in all senses of the word, TAP that
her: lol, so my friends weren't enough?
me: I dont follow
her: Nick, you've gotten with 3 of my best friends..come on now
me: So we both have good taste?
her: Clearly, but youre not tapping it lol
me: I'm sad

[siqq subie]

hahahahahaha i just got this one from one of the guys

"Wtf jerk! U nevr answered me back. Pls tel me the can i tap that isnt from a car forum"

2 min later "It was on supraforums a long time ago."

[DC Hunny5]

haha sooo glad i've only gotten one text

[Scapegoat]

I just lost a few IQ points reading that. BAD ken BAD!


i never said she was smart... she is talking to me after all :o

[sherwood]

from chaz? haha

[99SL2_Modder]

I'm taking this **** to another level.

hahahahahaha i just got this one from one of the guys

"Wtf jerk! U nevr answered me back. Pls tel me the can i tap that isnt from a car forum"

2 min later "It was on supraforums a long time ago."

Can I tap that? For some gas?


haha sooo glad i've only gotten one text

Hai! Can I tap that? Premium octane, miss?

[Erik]

so, i was at work, and my manager is a pretty boy, homo-phobe, blah blah blah. hes up on the ladder handing me shelving that we had to put up on the floor.

Me: So...not to sound wierd...or gay or anything....but....can i tap it?
Him: What...me?
Me: *stare*
Him: Not even if i was hellen keller

**** :(

[99SL2_Modder]

Bwahaha! Classic.

[RSX Type-Slow]

so, i was at work, and my manager is a pretty boy, homo-phobe, blah blah blah. hes up on the ladder handing me shelving that we had to put up on the floor.

Me: So...not to sound wierd...or gay or anything....but....can i tap it?
Him: What...me?
Me: *stare*
Him: Not even if i was hellen keller

**** :(

get me a job with you bitchass. we'd tear up cvs or walgreens or whatever stuid store you work at.

[phillycivicsi]

hahaha u guys are rediculous

[99SL2_Modder]

Surprised my post went unnoticed.

[siqq subie]

me: oh by the way...
me: can i tap that?
him: what do you want to tap?
me: you know 

...

me: come to PA and find out
him: i was in PA recently
me: shamee
me: you missed out
him: apparently
me: so... is that a yes then?
him: i suppose
me: what about your girl yo
him: i'm getting a bit sick of her lately
me: i dunno must be the subie...
him: just the subie...?
me: well in the back of mine is where youre gonna be next time i see you



alright enough shenanigans im done haha.


[ScoobyNubieToo!]

haha sooo glad i've only gotten one text

Well that's because a good handful of us out there who would be happy to send you such a text don't have your number.....LOL! :mrgreen:

[99SL2_Modder]

Well that's because a good handful of us out there who would be happy to send you such a text don't have your number.....LOL! :mrgreen:

Hence why I upped the game.

[twastheglow]

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Duh, you're ****ing gay
Me: <3
Him: You can heart my balls
Me: Love you too
Him: You can love my balls
Me: Haha this is funny
Him: My balls in your mouth are funny
Me: Do the reverse cow girl
Him: I'll reverse from putting my cock in your ass to putting in your mouth. ATM bitch!
Me: Oh baby



Haha, thats Mike btw.


hahahahahahahahahahahaah I didn't realize why you texted me that until afterfords...but I also didn't realize you posted it until now. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

[angdefeo]

hahahahahaha i just got this one from one of the guys

"Wtf jerk! U nevr answered me back. Pls tel me the can i tap that isnt from a car forum"

2 min later "It was on supraforums a long time ago."


Sounds like you broke his heart.....guys are so delicate.

[angdefeo]

haha sooo glad i've only gotten one text

Whats your number? I can text you and get rejected.

[turb0baby]

i only got 2 texts thank god haha

[CobaltSSChick]

I didn't know this thread existed and I've gotten a few, and they wree like right in a row hahaha NOW it makes sense

[doug]

i only got 2 texts thank god haha

can i tap that?

I didn't know this thread existed and I've gotten a few, and they wree like right in a row hahaha NOW it makes sense

can i tap that?

[doug]

Surprised my post went unnoticed.

i think i just 1 upped you.. lol

[05GT]

Ahaha.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/littleitaly38/Haha.jpg

[05GT]

Damn, someone removed a post I quoted...now I fail.

[81rabbitd]

me: can i tap that
her: whats your problem
me:can you answer my question
her:F**K no you can't
her: leave me alone

[turb0baby]

can i tap that?

way to make a girl feel special hahah

[OMGz Turbo]

Ahaha.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/littleitaly38/Haha.jpg

nice one bro:cool:

[teh DIRT]

i texted a one night stand from vermont the question

didn't get a response. haha.

[phate1229]

way to make a girl feel special hahah

how about may I tap that?

[CobaltSSChick]

Ahaha.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/littleitaly38/Haha.jpg

soo yea off-topic but how'd you get a background on your iphone??

[05GT]

soo yea off-topic but how'd you get a background on your iphone??

I hacked it and replaced the file that controls the background.

I'll PM you so it stays outta this thread.

[99SL2_Modder]

i think i just 1 upped you.. lol

No, you matched me.

way to make a girl feel special hahah

Hey baby, what's your octane? Can I tap that?

soo yea off-topic but how'd you get a background on your iphone??

Can I tap that, darling?


I hacked it and replaced the file that controls the background.

I'll PM you so it stays outta this thread.

Not to sound queer or anything, but I think unicorns are sweet! Can I tap that?

[Oakes]

You sir, are trying too hard.

[05GT]

Not to sound queer or anything, but I think unicorns are sweet! Can I tap that?


lol. When and where? :eek:

On Topic:

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h116/littleitaly38/Haha2.jpg

[phillycivicsi]

me:hey whats up
her:hey where have u been
me:you know school and work i been busy. Can i ask u a question?
Her:yea whats up
me:can i tap that
her:i would let u but i got an infection i dont think u would want to unless ur desperate
me:ehh ok so.....how bout them phils they are doin good u think we are gonna bring home another champ
her:i can suck a mean dick though dont u remember
me: o yea.....bout that ill call u tommorow
her:k ; )

[teh DIRT]

me:hey whats up
her:hey where have u been
me:you know school and work i been busy. Can i ask u a question?
Her:yea whats up
me:can i tap that
her:i would let u but i got an infection i dont think u would want to unless ur desperate
me:ehh ok so.....how bout them phils they are doin good u think we are gonna bring home another champ
her:i can suck a mean dick though dont u remember
me: o yea.....bout that ill call u tommorow
her:k ; )

eww bro steer clear. mouths give infections too.

[ASIAN JUL]

oh dear lord please stay away from STDs in all shapes sizes and colors be it from a hand, mouth, or ear.

[teh DIRT]

ear? you into some weird **** jules.

[99SL2_Modder]

lol, he's gittin the std's.

[99SL2_Modder]

Avoid the nose too.

[ASIAN JUL]

ear? you into some weird **** jules.

hahahahahahahaha.. I was wondering if anyone would notice that.

:-p


aw come on pete ears are fun. :eek:

[phillycivicsi]

im not gonna call her lol but im debating she does give great head she does this thing with her tounge ooo weee

[phillycivicsi]

me:can i tap that
her:wow
me:what?
Her:chris told u
me:told me what?
Her:nvm anyways u gotta pay to play
me:wtf
her:i need gas money this economy sucks i lost my job i need some kind of income
me:group discount lol j/p
her:if ur for real 100 for u and 2 friends
me:ill pass std's ftl
her:wtf is ftl
me:fcuk that lesbian
her:wierdo bye!
apparently she does this to pay rent her car payments and other bills she is also ballin now!

[ASIAN JUL]

Me: when can i tap that?
Jenn: hmmm
Jenn: tomorrow night?
Jenn: i'll bring the lube?
Me: okay. ky or astro? choose wisely
Jenn: hmm
Jenn: we'll be up late, we'll have time to use both



and this is why I love her:inlove:

[Oakes]

Me: when can i tap that?
Jenn: hmmm
Jenn: tomorrow night?
Jenn: i'll bring the lube?
Me: okay. ky or astro? choose wisely
Jenn: hmm
Jenn: we'll be up late, we'll have time to use both



and this is why I love her:inlove:

B just isn't cuttin it huh?

[99SL2_Modder]

Clinton: Can I tap that?
Bill: sure baby
Clinton: Sweet, when?
Bill: whenever u want you kno where my corner is

[TROLL]

Jenn is hot... if you dont take video of the jenn-tapping you're banned!

and phillycivic... dude... your unusually high success rate is actually starting to be a bad thing. sounds like you know some haggard ass bitches, haha.

[99SL2_Modder]

Jenn is hot... if you dont take video of the jenn-tapping you're banned!

and phillycivic... dude... your unusually high success rate is actually starting to be a bad thing. sounds like you know some haggard ass bitches, haha.

With STD's.

[c0nfl1kt]

Me: Can I tap that?
Girl: lolwut?
Me: =(

[ASIAN JUL]

me:can i tap that
her:wow
me:what?
Her:chris told u
me:told me what?
Her:nvm anyways u gotta pay to play
me:wtf
her:i need gas money this economy sucks i lost my job i need some kind of income
me:group discount lol j/p
her:if ur for real 100 for u and 2 friends
me:ill pass std's ftl
her:wtf is ftl
me:fcuk that lesbian
her:wierdo bye!
apparently she does this to pay rent her car payments and other bills she is also ballin now!

Ew well that explains the crusty vag

Jenn is hot... if you dont take video of the jenn-tapping you're banned!


Pffffft. You film it! I avoid bant stink, you have fwap material. Win, win. Need I say more?

[Scapegoat]

does this get sold in the tst shop?

[phillycivicsi]

lol i need to mess with suburb girls lol and asian jul those are two diff girls haha crusty vag ewww

[D Money]

haha sooo glad i've only gotten one text

I'm about to text your sister this, haha!

[Whitekryptonit3]

This was yesterday during the Sugar Ray Concert in my town. Alive at 5 if anyone wants to research it........ located in stamford,ct.

**** (9:03 PM):

This chick that i am with is there. If i can get her to drive to stamford i am down but it probably won't happen tonight i think i am going to make my wa

**** (9:04 PM):

y down to you next week though.

Me (9:05 PM):

Really...hmm she down for a three some?

**** (9:08 PM):

She is a straight lesbian. I already tried. She is very jealous about that. Believe me i already asked. You know that is one thing i want. I told you tha

****(9:08 PM):

t. Ha ha. Keep this a secret too for me will ya? I am not trying to have people think i am gay. You know?

Me (9:15) Can you get your sister to join in ?

**** (9:16) For you maybe.... :P

Me (10:23) If you go down on her box take some pictures.


cricket cricket.......after that...

[DC Hunny5]

I'm about to text your sister this, haha!

i've already warned her about any of these texts haha

[D Money]

i've already warned her about any of these texts haha

She didn't reply. That's it, she's getting slammed!

[CleanNeon98]

She didn't reply. That's it, she's getting slammed!
You gonna show her your little tsougas? :lol:

Sorry if I butchered spelling.

[D Money]

I'd refer to it as little D.

But how do you know my last name, and better yet, how to spell it? :eek:

[teh DIRT]

a special DE girl :)

Me:Can i tap that
Her: Damn I'm tryin to come down to orlando to smoke what ur smokin
Her: That good enough for tst? Lmao
Me: Haha. How about i replace it with 'to smoke your pole'. Sound good?
Her: Lmao no lolol
Me: Why not!
Her: I'm lucky bill texted jess yesterday with that otherwise i wouldnt have gotten it lol
Me: Im your first one? Thats surprising. Im serious btw.

good times.

[omgjacki]

Jul, you can so tap ;)

[teh DIRT]

one night stand from vermont

Me: can I tap that?
Her: Hi, who is this again?
(day goes by)
Her: Who is this really?

im gonna leave her in suspense haha.

[D Money]

^Stephanie.

[teh DIRT]

no D, i did not have a one night stand in vermont with stephanie. ahah

[D Money]

I know that you dummy! lol

[ASIAN JUL]

Jul, you can so tap ;)

:inlove:

BE THERE IN FIVE.

No Clothing Necessary

[doug]

way to make a girl feel special hahah

it's a hidden talent.

[turb0baby]

it's a hidden talent.

im sure it is.

[99SL2_Modder]

im sure it is.

So, you never did answer.

Can I tap that?

[turb0baby]

refer to trolls quote in ur sig :)

[99SL2_Modder]

refer to trolls quote in ur sig :)

The problem with Troll's quote is that you're legal, and I'm not a pedophile. Just a bit older than you is all. Perfectly fine in my book.

[dan72391]

me: can i tap that?
her: you can but we have to have a talk first...
me:okay...

still waiting... oh ****

[dan72391]

girl 2

me: whats up
her: with my friend playing a game
me: can i tap that?
her: my friend???
me: ummmmmm(not knowing what to say) no......
her: you really wanna?
me: yes, always have
her: why
me: why what?
her: why you wanna tap that?
me: because your super sexy
her: are you only saying that cause you want some?
me: no you know you are
her: okay and no i really dont im not self absorber at all haha i dontthink good about my self
me: why your gorgous...so can i tap it?
her: aww thanks
me: your welcome....??
her: you made me smile :)
me: ....good....
her: yess
me: can i? =)
her: idkk its something to think about


****ing really? anyone else have a problem like this?

[99SL2_Modder]

****ing really? anyone else have a problem like this?

Was this question meant for me, or taking me in as a given response? :lol:

[apex32]

lol at some of the ones in this thread..

Me: Hey
Her: Hey What's up? Long time!
Me: Yea, not much..
Me: So can I tap that?
Her: lol, so typical.. maybe.
Me: Maybe? what is that
Her: Call me later, lol and maybe is maybe
Me: hmmm
-----------------
Me: Heyoo
Her: Hey!
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: ....really?
Me: yes?
Her: **** you! hell no becuz you only talk to me when you want some
Me: So you want to **** me?
Her: NO!

^i got owned lol

-------
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What??
Me: Its a question
Her: About who
Me: ummm you, obvs?
Her: What happened to your GF
Me: I don't have a GF
Her: Oh, ok =)
--------
Me: So can I tap that =P
Her: Sure


interesting lol

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/apex32/IMG_1413800x1200.jpg