text a girl...

[jcr557]

me:can i tap that
her:wow
me:what?
Her:chris told u
me:told me what?
Her:nvm anyways u gotta pay to play
me:wtf
her:i need gas money this economy sucks i lost my job i need some kind of income
me:group discount lol j/p
her:if ur for real 100 for u and 2 friends
me:ill pass std's ftl
her:wtf is ftl
me:fcuk that lesbian
her:wierdo bye!
apparently she does this to pay rent her car payments and other bills she is also ballin now!

group discount hahahaha, maybe ant will get in on this one since he's getting a discount lol

[phillycivicsi]

group discount hahahaha, maybe ant will get in on this one since he's getting a discount lol

he loves discounts lol u get my text

[jcr557]

ant: can i tap that?
him: what do you mean?
ant: can i tap it, be honest
him: only if we're in a wind tunnel
ant: well, we'll be causing some khaos
him: sounds good to me
ant: only thing is you gotta pick me up cause i have no gas
him: ok, ill turn my neon lights on while driving also
ant: you have to play the percolater tho
him: only if you dance to it
ant: whats in it for me?
him: ill film you and put it on youtube.
him: can you pick up some rasberry ice tea?
ant: i would but i cant afford it
him: fine ill buy it later ehehheh ehh heeheh. be ready by 7

[phillycivicsi]

lol thats ****ed up

[russiankid]

Me: So can I tap that?
Her: What?
Her: Serious question?
Me: Yes
Her: Oh idk
Me: I take that as a yes?
Her: idk
Me: Ok I take that as a yes then

[OPZ]

Got bored. Tried it. Got shut down a lot, and one get in line. No game. FML.

[doug]

who cares, this was cool like last week anyway.

[FazdaGt]

side note...

i got cookies out of this.

[99SL2_Modder]

side note...

i got cookies out of this.

My thumbs got TTD's. =(

[awdrev]

Is this the new thing?

I prefer talking to girls in person.

When the digital world allows for girl to get orgasms then men will be fully replace

[Nick Merrone]

Hm..if i didnt feel like reese already hated me..i'd go ahead and text jacki this. haha jkkkkkk.
this isnt jacki, buttt

buttt:
me:lemmee tap thattt?
her:suree whennn
me:come over.
her: no you
me:how?
her:Drive your car over.
me:fml

fail. fail fail. I fail.

[awdrev]

Hm..if i didnt feel like reese already hated me..i'd go ahead and text jacki this. haha jkkkkkk.

buttt:
me:lemmee tap thattt?
her:suree whennn
me:come over.
her: no you
me:how?
her:Drive your car over.
me:fml

fail. fail fail. I fail.

lol pretty funny, GET A TAXI!!

[Nick Merrone]

haha. It was 3 am. im scared of taxi's at night...one time i took one and he had a tv, and my friend was like can we have porn? and hes like i either have porn, or billy madison..but it was awkward..haha

[TGilb2007]

Tried this once last night, girl got confused, I stopped talking to her.


Oh well, I will just talk to the girlies in real life instead.

[GTI_NY]

me: hey can i tap that?
wife: lol
me:.....?
me: ill take your silence as a yes
wife: i might be able to arrange that later


conclusion: there is some sex after marriage

[Robert@Bisimoto]

did it this afternoon

me: can i tap that??
her: your discusting
me: c'mon baby u kno u want it
her: tim i'm your mother, and have more respect for women
me: suck it mom.

Lmao. That ish is too funny. :mrgreen:

[Kooldino]

Me: so um
Me: can i tap that?
Her:?
Me:??
Her:WHAT CHU TALKING ABOUT
Me:i'm wondering if i can tap that.
Her:I GOTTA GO


a dude: yo
kooldino: [Auto-Response]: I've been away since 9:11 AM.
kooldino: can i tap that?
a dude: depends
kooldino: i'll throw in a taco dinner.
a dude: hmmm
a dude: tempting
kooldino: i need an answer.
a dude: I'll have to think about it
kooldino: i know you'll make the right choice (on prop 8)

[fear_no_evo]

me: can i tap that
her husband: ima tap u in the eye

[M5ASTER]

did it this afternoon

me: can i tap that??
her: your discusting
me: c'mon baby u kno u want it
her: tim i'm your mother, and have more respect for women
me: suck it mom.

gosh thats sure is sickening AND humerous!

[Foolinaround]

girl 1:who the hell is this(gotta love keeping in contact with people)

girl 2:haha what
me:can i tap that
girl 2:if youre lucky
me:i consider myself pretty lucky
girl 2:i dont just randomly get with people
me:well we should hang out soon anyway
girl 2:okay,nice ice breaker btw

girl3:dont go for girls in robes..theyre just weird.
girl3:my boo is the only one who gets to "tap that"

me:can i tap that
scapegoat:you can lick my taint

[outlawzxblizz99]

man i wish i wasnt in iraq right now. i wouldve loved to join this!

[Scapegoat]

me:can i tap that
scapegoat:you can lick my taint

no home!

[[sr20]sean]

this came back from nowhere time to start texting people

[[sr20]sean]

girl 1: um nope but who are you?
me: sean...
girl 1: oh heyyy whats up

girl 2: lmfao
me: so...
girl 2: and what?
me: can i?
girl 2: ill have to think about this one lmao

she knew what i was doing though =/

girl 3: what?
girl 3: what? im confused?
me: can i tap that!
girl 3: me?
me: can i?
girl 3: well umm you are my best friend
me: so?

girl 4: what are you talking about?
me: you know ;]
girl 4: can i break your jaw?
me: damn it was a joke
girl 4: well dont joke
me: tell ashley her boyfriend cant take a joke (her bf was the one who answered the text)
him: go to hell
me: enjoy my seconds bitch

hes not happy...

girl 5: tap what exactly?
me: you know exactly what ;]
girl 5: maybe i would if we had been talking previously to your statement! but i was dead asleep for 13 hours!
me: you needed to wake up anyway

girl 6: what? lol
me: you know what

my gf: sean what are you doing?
me: asking a question?
gf: is this something from one of your forums?
me: **** my life. go on aim.


ill post the rest of the replies as i get them

[Biggjerryc]

ME: Can I Tap That
Her: I'm All Yours
Me: The question was... can i tap that?
Her: Well if I'm all yours you can obviously do whatever you want to me... so the answer is yes

[Nick Merrone]

sean;1545393']girl 1: um nope but who are you?
me: sean...
girl 1: oh heyyy whats up

girl 2: lmfao
me: so...
girl 2: and what?
me: can i?
girl 2: ill have to think about this one lmao

she knew what i was doing though =/

girl 3: what?
girl 3: what? im confused?
me: can i tap that!
girl 3: me?
me: can i?
girl 3: well umm you are my best friend
me: so?

girl 4: what are you talking about?
me: you know ;]
girl 4: can i break your jaw?
me: damn it was a joke
girl 4: well dont joke
me: tell ashley her boyfriend cant take a joke (her bf was the one who answered the text)
him: go to hell
me: enjoy my seconds bitch

hes not happy...

girl 5: tap what exactly?
me: you know exactly what ;]
girl 5: maybe i would if we had been talking previously to your statement! but i was dead asleep for 13 hours!
me: you needed to wake up anyway

girl 6: what? lol
me: you know what

my gf: sean what are you doing?
me: asking a question?
gf: is this something from one of your forums?
me: **** my life. go on aim.


ill post the rest of the replies as i get them

LMAOoooo

[sleeperSL2]

me:can i tap that?
her:isn't your room across the hall from me?
me:yes it is. you didn't answer the question..
her:roommate there?
me:gone..
...knock on door haha

[jrtcbmw]

haha these are too good. i think ill have to give it a try...

[trigun7469]

this is hilarious

[jcr557]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/jcr557/347d86f2.jpg

[STiGuy06]

I hate texting so i did it on aim with my Fiancee:


ME: Can i tap that?
ME: TST has a thing saying Text a girl "Can i tap that" and see what they say
HER: wow
ME: all i got was a wow....that didn't work
HER: no not wow to you of course you can tap that but why would someone text someone that lol
ME: It's Off topic woman!