Ask Dr. Phil

[DoubleOughtCel]

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

there is a lot of speculation on this. IMO at the end of the vagina is a fist. the first punches your dick for getting too close to the baby maker. so, if your getting dick punched, its for your own protection.

Wow, so insightful. No wonder match.com hired you

[Spocknasty]

Dr Phil, how do I get rid of this pile of dead babies in my closet?

[DoubleOughtCel]

Originally Posted by CRXed

Dr Phil, how do I get rid of this pile of dead babies in my closet?

I don't mean to interject, but I'd say grab a fork.

[OptiCon]

Some of you guys aren't giving Borken5hit the material he deserves.


Dr. Borken, What can I do to avoid this all-to-common pain while urinating?

[Spocknasty]

Eh, I've eaten so many I'm kinda sick of em.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by CRXed

Dr Phil, how do I get rid of this pile of dead babies in my closet?

wait 10 years, then they will be teenagers

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by OptiCon

Dr. Borken, What can I do to avoid this all-to-common pain while urinating?

i used to have this problem as well, usually after a long night of drinking.... although it turns out i was peeing in a fireplace.......... but anyways, i would tell you to double bag it before you hit that STD dumpster that gave you the burns but its too late for that, so instead i suggest you find a really nice place that has a bathroom and pour some water on the ground, then lay in the water, and pee yourself, while your screaming from the burning its sure to draw an employees attention. then say you slipped and fell and your in such pain your pissed yourself. then sue them. you how much money you get for pissing yourself in pain? a ****ing lot. then say you got an STD from the unsanitary bathroom floor and sue them again. then give me some of the money.

[OptiCon]

Scratch that whole pain while pissing thing... my dad just showed me you can lift the lid instead of having to jam it through the gap.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by OptiCon

Scratch that whole pain while pissing thing... my dad just showed me you can lift the lid instead of having to jam it through the gap.

............... wait what..... it lifts up?

[OptiCon]

Yeah, apparently some chick invented a hinge... can't imagine why.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by OptiCon

Yeah, apparently some chick invented a hinge... can't imagine why.

the only thing a woman should invent is tonights dinner.

[CobaltGrl]

ok first of all Broken you are incredibly insightful and this thread made me laugh uncontrollably.

now on to my question-
Dr Phil
I work in a corporate environment and I sometimes feel as if I'm not taken seriously based on the fact that I am a young female...in a world where men make up the majority I feel as if I am judged on my 'assets' rather than my intelligence or work ethic. How can I remedy this? what must I do in order to be taken seriously at my place of business?

xoxox
your #1 fan,
Sandy

[DoubleOughtCel]

Go shirtless?

[CobaltGrl]

Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Go shirtless?

Interesting.

whats your theory behind this?

[foss]

Dr. Phil,
I have a medusa dick. What should I do?

[DoubleOughtCel]

Originally Posted by CobaltGrl

Interesting.

whats your theory behind this?

Well, clearly everyone wants to see your boobs. If you just put them out there in the first place there won't be much left to the imagination, leading to people being able to concentrate more on what you can do and less on what you're hiding under that shirt.


Unless, ya know.....they wanna see the crotch too.

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by CobaltGrl

ok first of all Broken you are incredibly insightful and this thread made me laugh uncontrollably.

now on to my question-
Dr Phil
I work in a corporate environment and I sometimes feel as if I'm not taken seriously based on the fact that I am a young female...in a world where men make up the majority I feel as if I am judged on my 'assets' rather than my intelligence or work ethic. How can I remedy this? what must I do in order to be taken seriously at my place of business?

xoxox
your #1 fan,
Sandy

thanks sandy i appreciate your undying love for me. to answer your question, yes the corporate environment judges women on their assets. the fact that your young and probably good looking doesnt help, although being ugly would probably help less so at least your good looking.....in theory. Anyways, what can you do? well honestly sometimes nothing. But if there is something that would make them focus on your work skills over your huge tits it would be nothing else than hard work. staying late, outperforming your peers, going the extra yard. All these things sound corny yet they make or break what your bosses think of you. My wife has the same problem, sometimes her female bosses or coworkers in the past have felt threatened that she looked better than them so they tried to make it seem like she had a poor work ethic even though she didnt. like anything though, her hard work prevailed over fat ugly trash talking ****s. Anyways, my advice to you is show them why your a good worker, really go that extra yard and it will make a difference.

Also you could borrow susies panties and bend over on a desk....... but the first thing probably will get you more respect. the second would probably make you more money though.........

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by foss

Dr. Phil,
I have a medusa dick. What should I do?

cover your eyes and make your dick look at itself in the mirror. once it turns to rock go bang an underage girl so that no guy will ever be able to please her as well as you did. also take pics and then email them to me (of the girl, not your dick).

[DoubleOughtCel]

Dr. Phil,


what is it about www.jailbaitgallery.com ?

[Broken5hift]

Originally Posted by DoubleOughtCel

Dr. Phil,


what is it about www.jailbaitgallery.com ?

well........... ive never complained when my weener was hard. so heres a site where you will never have to complain.