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01-08-2007, 06:00 AM
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Tri-State Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cherry hill, NJ
Member #633
My Ride: Shelby Z, ZJ, NSX, CBR954RR, Hawk GT iTrader: (0)
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dsm joke
Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. A genie appears and asks to fullfill a wish. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down." The genie replies "Alright, you want high four seconds or low four seconds?" |
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01-08-2007, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Mechanicsburg, PA
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My Ride: 2006 Acura RSX Type-S iTrader: (0)
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hahaha. thats hilarious
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01-08-2007, 09:18 AM
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Tri-State Post Whore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Mommy and Daddy’s House
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My Ride: 05 Honda Odessey iTrader: (0)
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Why does the Camaro and Mustang owner vanish?
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01-08-2007, 02:09 PM
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It was alright.
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