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c0nfl1kt · 12-24-2008, 10:41 PM

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that too, like the ones with blowout hair cuts and look like they tan more than the girl does?

Or the redneck-looking ones that you know treat their girfriend as a personal slave and the girl is your friend and is gorgeous and amazing and you've liked her for like 5 years now and there's nothing you can do to free her because her bf is a certified lunatic and she's in love with him because despite beating her and treating her like a prisoner he's been f*cking her since she's been in middle school. Yeah, those...

The Captain · 12-24-2008, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

It sucks seeing pretty girls in church, cause what/why the hell would you try to drop a pick up line on them?

Church is a great place to meet chicks.

The Captain · 12-24-2008, 10:46 PM

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i can do a year of hosting for a year for $100... but domain registration will need to be taken care of somewhere else... godaddy makes it easy to register a domain and then set it up to be hosted elsewhere...

but building the site... that'll cost more

I may be talking to you later about hosting my dad's paving site. And if my roommate ****s the bed on creating the site, I may be talking to you about that too.

Oakes · 12-24-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Captain

Church is a great place to meet chicks.

How? I'm seriously interested in how you can master this lol cause I'd feel awkward as **** sayin somethin haha. There are some GORGEOUS girls that attend my church that I dont see elsewhere.

The Captain · 12-24-2008, 10:52 PM

I'm not gonna act like i pick up chicks there all the time, but i have met a few.

If i happen to look at them while they are looking at me, I usually give the little smirk back and see the reaction i get. If it's a good vibe, at the little reception thing after mass at my church i'll go over to them and say "hey i've never seen you here before" blah blah blah. corny, but it works.

The Captain · 12-24-2008, 10:56 PM

Speaking of meeting girls, my roommate collectively have the "game" of a 4 y/o child. They're almost scared to go up and start conversation. It's embarrassing. So when I got out and go up to girls they kinda stand behind me and it just looks so gay. I usually make a joke about it and make them look more retarded then they already do, but wtf. Is it that hard to talk to a girl? I mean, i know theyre not the best looking dudes in the world, but confidence goes a looong way.

Oakes · 12-24-2008, 11:38 PM

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

c0nfl1kt · 12-24-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

Oakes, you need a win. Go get some!

Elliott18t · 12-24-2008, 11:46 PM

ugh.. Bored in car to mich and this phone sucks for internet searching lol

Oakes · 12-24-2008, 11:52 PM

haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol.

c0nfl1kt · 12-24-2008, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol.

Dude, do it. Don't even think. Just tap her shoulder, introduce yourself as the sex you are, and let her talk.

Scapegoat · 12-24-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Captain

I may be talking to you later about hosting my dad's paving site. And if my roommate ****s the bed on creating the site, I may be talking to you about that too.

i'm only hosting the sites that i build, and i'm only working on the sites that i host.

kind of my way of being able to be a bit pickier about my work, and my clients.

Though, i really need to come up with a firm pricing structure and a soft business plan.

The benefit to the client though, you get me... and ask Mike or Charly... that is quite the benefit.

Oakes · 12-24-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by c0nfl1kt

Dude, do it. Don't even think. Just tap her shoulder, introduce yourself as the sex you are, and let her talk.

Which is how I always do it. haha

Scapegoat · 12-24-2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

Which is how I always do it. haha

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

Scapegoat · 12-24-2008, 11:59 PM

ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

c0nfl1kt · 12-25-2008, 12:04 AM

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"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

Ken, lets hang out.

Oakes · 12-25-2008, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

You sir, are a genius.

The Captain · 12-25-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

From what i've seen, girls are rarely nonchalant with their actions and body language says a lot so def get at it.

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"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

hahahaha awesome.

c0nfl1kt · 12-25-2008, 12:17 AM

So, who wants to come pick me up so we can go hit mailboxes with my metal mop handle? It's the swiffer so we're set.

Oakes · 12-25-2008, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by c0nfl1kt

So, who wants to come pick me up so we can go hit mailboxes with my metal mop handle? It's the swiffer so we're set.

LOL what? Louisville that ****!

12-24-2008, 10:52 PM	#19465
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	I'm not gonna act like i pick up chicks there all the time, but i have met a few. If i happen to look at them while they are looking at me, I usually give the little smirk back and see the reaction i get. If it's a good vibe, at the little reception thing after mass at my church i'll go over to them and say "hey i've never seen you here before" blah blah blah. corny, but it works. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

12-24-2008, 10:56 PM	#19466
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	Speaking of meeting girls, my roommate collectively have the "game" of a 4 y/o child. They're almost scared to go up and start conversation. It's embarrassing. So when I got out and go up to girls they kinda stand behind me and it just looks so gay. I usually make a joke about it and make them look more retarded then they already do, but wtf. Is it that hard to talk to a girl? I mean, i know theyre not the best looking dudes in the world, but confidence goes a looong way. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

12-24-2008, 11:38 PM	#19467
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn! __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

12-24-2008, 11:46 PM	#19469
Elliott18t Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Blue bell/Ambler ,PA Member #9456 My Ride: 03 GTI w/ F4h-T 250-260hp goal iTrader: (0)	ugh.. Bored in car to mich and this phone sucks for internet searching lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. TST's Dub Cult

12-24-2008, 11:52 PM	#19470
Oakes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: West Chester Member #4384 My Ride: 2010 Mercedes Benz E63 AMG iTrader: (0)	haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol. __________________ Team Oakes: I dont give a ****!

12-24-2008, 11:59 PM	#19475
Scapegoat TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: stop looking at my gold Member #1208 iTrader: (1)	ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

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