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SLVRSUBBIEREX · 10-21-2008, 05:32 PM

hahahahahaha thats great. im cant stop f***ing laughing

Scapegoat · 10-21-2008, 06:10 PM

"you're my best friend"

[sr20]sean · 10-21-2008, 06:55 PM

"hey jess"
her name was amy

TGilb2007 · 10-21-2008, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePrimerSuspect

"your pretty when im drunk"

then a week after i ended a 5 year relationship she calls me with "im pregnant"................(10 second silence).............."congratulations?"

Had the exact same reaction to my ex when she called me a few months after we broke up.

Actually, first question was, "how far along"

jdm free · 10-21-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

ive had two gfs..one was 4 years the other im married to.

but girls i was with..man ive def said and done some dumb ****.

got this girl naked on a couch next to my passed out friend. realized she wasnt that hott, told her id be right back and left her with my drunk passed out friend. he ended up tappin.

countless girls got naked playing strip poker and running away with there clothes. had this one girl who was very diluted and thought we were dating i had her play strip uno with me and my best friend.

got head from this chick and after she finished she said "my turn" i said "your turn for what?" needless to say i didnt get anymore head.

another girl i got head from told me i had to **** her after i busted in her mouth. well after i did i said hold on i got to run to the car...scccccuuuuuurttttttt.

ive done the same kinda stuff plenty of times. went to this chicks apartment, hit it as quick as possible and bounced mid ****.

got a bitch naked at a party and left cuz i too realized she wasnt that hot.

and i called me ex a **** when i broke up wit her..she dont talk to me anymore

[sr20]sean · 10-21-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by On Sale

I got head from a chick, and she said let me know before u cum ... well ... I didn't say a word. Haha.

the one on the right?

ThePrimerSuspect · 10-21-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGilb2007

Had the exact same reaction to my ex when she called me a few months after we broke up.

Actually, first question was, "how far along"

she kept calling me for months. like non-stop. it was getting annoying. well this chick was like 100 pounds max when we split, saw her over the summer and she probably put on a good 50 pounds. we were all hammered at fruscos steaks after leaving the bar and my roommate walked right up to her face and pointed and screamed "OH MY GOD YOU GOT ****ING FAT!!!!!!!" she called me right after telling me what a dickhead my friend is. i said "well, hes got a good point". havent heard from her since.

namdoogwerdna · 10-21-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [sr20]sean

the one on the right?

240sxDann · 10-21-2008, 09:59 PM

dumbest thing I ever said?

"yea we should move out together...."

I'm a ****ing retard lol. I win...er....no no I lose completely

97TurboDSM · 10-22-2008, 01:34 AM

we should move out together? that sounds like a good thing, unless of course, you meant "move in". then, yes, you're an idiot

D Money · 10-22-2008, 09:26 AM

Slizzy!

Twinz · 10-22-2008, 11:37 AM

asked a girl to marry me...thats my biggest mistake. Engagement lasted about 6 months, then i realized she was a crazy bitch and cut that off

AWD GS · 10-22-2008, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twinz

asked a girl to marry me...thats my biggest mistake. Engagement lasted about 6 months, then i realized she was a crazy bitch and cut that off

atleast you were smart to realize it before it went too far

Twinz · 10-22-2008, 05:59 PM

yea relationship was great for a good long time and then we got engaged and like 2 months later it went down hill and lasted a few more months and then that was it, but hey you live and learn, i was also only 18 at the time ha sooo yea...

Eclipse GSX 61 · 10-23-2008, 12:33 PM

**** bitches.

R_Rambo · 10-23-2008, 12:36 PM

^ agreed especially prude ones lol

twastheglow · 10-23-2008, 12:37 PM

Calling out her Dad's name while I'm cumming.

SLVRSUBBIEREX · 10-23-2008, 12:44 PM

WATTTT!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha why did u do that?

05 mazda6s · 10-23-2008, 04:13 PM

Lol this thread should be renamed to "things NOT to say to your gf or bf"

TGilb2007 · 10-23-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePrimerSuspect

"your pretty when im drunk"

then a week after i ended a 5 year relationship she calls me with "im pregnant"................(10 second silence).............."congratulations?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePrimerSuspect

she kept calling me for months. like non-stop. it was getting annoying. well this chick was like 100 pounds max when we split, saw her over the summer and she probably put on a good 50 pounds. we were all hammered at fruscos steaks after leaving the bar and my roommate walked right up to her face and pointed and screamed "OH MY GOD YOU GOT ****ING FAT!!!!!!!" she called me right after telling me what a dickhead my friend is. i said "well, hes got a good point". havent heard from her since.

haha.... my friends aren't that big of assholes most of the time. My ex told me once, and only once, that she was pregnant. After I muttered congrats and such, she asked me what I thought.

My answer... "I really dont care."

3 years later, havent heard from her.

10-22-2008, 01:34 AM	#110
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10-23-2008, 04:13 PM	#119
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