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twistedlanes · 03-30-2008, 07:02 PM

man I was ready and still am to do this mixtape but the other party backed out....who yall wanna hear wayne battle against?

redg2 · 03-30-2008, 07:18 PM

anyone....

twistedlanes · 03-30-2008, 07:22 PM

oh it was gonna be against Cube Lol....

The Captain · 03-30-2008, 07:41 PM

"I be ****ting on you boys i need a AlkaCeltzer Sandwich." (says it like samich) I laugh every time i hear it.

deb38 · 03-30-2008, 10:27 PM

I'll listen to anything Wayne touches.

I like how vocalizes his rhymes, you can actually hear what he says, unlike most rappers where you are sitting there wonder what they just said..

02rex · 03-31-2008, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Captain

"I be ****ting on you boys i need a AlkaCeltzer Sandwich." (says it like samich) I laugh every time i hear it.

by far the best haha

ToyotaTat · 03-31-2008, 05:30 PM

"i'm so high i could eat a cloud"
"i can't feel my face, the album, now watch me put the beat to sleep like a valium"
also his entire verse(s) from Cannon, love that song

Tru2Blu · 03-31-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ray@turbotek

I am sittin on the clouds
I got smoke coming from my seats
I can play basketball with the moon
I got the whole world at my feet
Playin’ touch football on Marijuana Street
Or in a marijuana field, you are so beneath my cleats

That right there go dumb mad stupid hard. lol

My contribution

"I'm da truth, why would i lie
I walk around this bytch like a pile dat im fly, im fly
Hello and bye bye, i leave yall azz in da past like tie die.
Three blunts and a mytie, and im so well connected like wi fi."

or something like that.

tretiak · 03-31-2008, 06:58 PM

"i got several black loaded pieces of metal and i swear they only ever tell *****s the opposite of hello"

neva eva hav i met the devil but i still got the feva i meant fever **** whatevea.

im so ahead of these ni99as they a "step back

heres the song freeway ft weezy-step back http://youtube.com/watch?v=yg93hRSnojs

im like a shark in the water you just long john silva

DelCoTuninG · 03-31-2008, 09:45 PM

" put a motha****a on ice like the maple leafs, thats a hockey team and i aint on no hockey team, but im a champion WHERES THE F*CKIN ROCKY THEME? damn rest in peace apollo creed, ima monsta EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN"

mg23 · 04-06-2008, 07:13 PM

bump for the best rapper alive

foss · 04-06-2008, 10:29 PM

lollipop is pretty ill

omgjacki · 07-28-2008, 09:42 PM

Bump

"bitch I'm the bomb like TICK, TICK"

jdm free · 07-28-2008, 09:44 PM

fab is better

olmytsi · 07-28-2008, 10:06 PM

"Start with str8 shots and then pop bottles, pour it on a model, shut up bitch swallow, if you don't swallow, shut up bitch garggle, str8 up out the water with my mark jacob goggles."

teh DIRT · 07-28-2008, 10:11 PM

your girlfriends says its great sex. safe sex it great sex, better where a latex, cause you dont want that late text, that "I think im late" text.

BlackBulletTSi · 07-28-2008, 10:57 PM

lil wayne has the best punch lines ever. Who ever said Fab you gotta be joking lol

twistedlanes · 07-28-2008, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

your girlfriends says its great sex. safe sex it great sex, better where a latex, cause you dont want that late text, that "I think im late" text.

the line of the summer...lol

teh DIRT · 07-28-2008, 11:01 PM

im not even a big fan of rap but that line i posted is re god damn diculous. weezy.

magnum_menace · 07-29-2008, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teggsr925

fab is better

word!

03-30-2008, 07:02 PM	#81
twistedlanes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Delco Member #3529 My Ride: currently out of Commission be back soon iTrader: (0)	man I was ready and still am to do this mixtape but the other party backed out....who yall wanna hear wayne battle against? __________________ Check me out on To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-30-2008, 07:18 PM	#82
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03-30-2008, 07:22 PM	#83
twistedlanes Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Delco Member #3529 My Ride: currently out of Commission be back soon iTrader: (0)	oh it was gonna be against Cube Lol.... __________________ Check me out on To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-30-2008, 10:27 PM	#85
deb38 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Manayunk PA Member #5266 My Ride: 2001 Audi S4 iTrader: (0)	I'll listen to anything Wayne touches. I like how vocalizes his rhymes, you can actually hear what he says, unlike most rappers where you are sitting there wonder what they just said.. __________________ Older Setup - Custom Tuned Stage 3 S4 Old Setup - Built 2.7 Single S366 Turbo New Setup - RS6's, Meth, Dumps. Sitting on Jack Stands To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-31-2008, 09:45 PM	#90
DelCoTuninG Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Springfield,PA Member #6600 iTrader: (0)	" put a motha***a on ice like the maple leafs, thats a hockey team and i aint on no hockey team, but im a champion WHERES THE FCKIN ROCKY THEME? damn rest in peace apollo creed, ima monsta EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN" __________________ -1999.5(After "Facelift") Audi A4 1.8T -88k miles -Stock for now..

03-30-2008, 07:41 PM	#84
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	"I be ****ting on you boys i need a AlkaCeltzer Sandwich." (says it like samich) I laugh every time i hear it.

03-31-2008, 06:58 PM	#89
tretiak Tri-State Addict Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: northampton,pa Member #3010 My Ride: 2001 s10 blazer xtreme iTrader: (0)	"i got several black loaded pieces of metal and i swear they only ever tell ***s the opposite of hello" neva eva hav i met the devil but i still got the feva i meant fever ** whatevea. im so ahead of these ni99as they a "step back heres the song freeway ft weezy-step back http://youtube.com/watch?v=yg93hRSnojs im like a shark in the water you just long john silva

04-06-2008, 07:13 PM	#91
mg23 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Philadelphia Member #6216 My Ride: 2008 Nissan 350z iTrader: (1)	bump for the best rapper alive

07-28-2008, 09:42 PM	#93
omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	Bump "bitch I'm the bomb like TICK, TICK" __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

07-28-2008, 09:44 PM	#94
jdm free Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Langhorne Member #1481 My Ride: 6spd Civic iTrader: (3)	fab is better

07-28-2008, 10:06 PM	#95
olmytsi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Member #159 My Ride: 99 Lexus SC300 iTrader: (2)	"Start with str8 shots and then pop bottles, pour it on a model, shut up bitch swallow, if you don't swallow, shut up bitch garggle, str8 up out the water with my mark jacob goggles."

07-28-2008, 10:57 PM	#97
BlackBulletTSi Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: L~Town Member #224 My Ride: 99 Eclipse GSX iTrader: (3)	lil wayne has the best punch lines ever. Who ever said Fab you gotta be joking lol __________________ Check my music out at To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Recently joined record label Strike Division, new tracks to come soon. New DJ community being built, To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. COMING SOON!!

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