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Old 06-29-2006, 01:44 PM   #81
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dont lie! your licking chocolate off of fat chicks mouths! lol
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:46 PM   #82
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This thread is full of win. Two things I didn't realize:
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:47 PM   #83
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dont lie! your licking chocolate off of fat chicks mouths! lol
I was waiting for that
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:53 PM   #84
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haha im just messing with you...didnt you say you and this female were smoking and drinking before? how do you pass a drug test at the hospital
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:54 PM   #85
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Ill give you a hint.........

I got my plumbing cleaned out last night. Now wait for part two.
That's so not good enough...I need more details then that! And was your plumbing cleaned by the aunt? C'mon don't lie!

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haha im just messing with you...didnt you say you and this female were smoking and drinking before? how do you pass a drug test at the hospital
Smoking ciggs...
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:55 PM   #86
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dont lie! your licking chocolate off of fat chicks mouths! lol
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i doubt it Slevin. A jet pack would be very risky in a zombie apocalypse being that jet pack technology has not come very far since its inception.
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:58 PM   #87
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Scapegoat, I already told her that cant have that **** anywhere near me. I get tested every month at the hospital and one federal offense and im kicked out of school and she respects that.
as nice as it is to be able to trust someone...don't trust a crack head. She asked if you wanted to do a line...she's carrying it.

I don't trust chicks anyway, they're nuts.

Sandy, I'm gonna be tapping something tonight, if you want to watch and flick the bean just come on down the block
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:00 PM   #88
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That's so not good enough...I need more details then that! And was your plumbing cleaned by the aunt? C'mon don't lie!

Smoking ciggs...

I'm thinking it was the grandma.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:09 PM   #89
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:11 PM   #90
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Sandy, You need to chillax babe. If you like reading about my exploits so much why dont you just come sample them for yourself lol.
Because I am not a crack whore...?
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:15 PM   #91
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Because I am not a crack whore...?
This chick is werid, and Im about to end it.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:16 PM   #92
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But thats what makes you so hot lol. It would be a first for me, you know, being with a clean girl.

**In all seriousness, I have been tested for everything under the sun lol**
Awww damn and here I thought you were all into the dry nose bleeds and what not.
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:41 PM   #93
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lol you 2 are crazy
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:43 PM   #94
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lol you 2 are crazy
That's becuase I wuv him...

He always asks me to smear brown stuff all over my face so he can "test" it. Kinda kinky...
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That's becuase I wuv him...

He always asks me to smear brown stuff all over my face so he can "test" it. Kinda kinky...

Thats kinda nasty.
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I just got done nailing the cleaning lady.
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I just got done nailing the cleaning lady.
You realize that's my uncle Juan...he just likes wearing women's pantyhose for the hell of it...
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