dumbest thing you ever said to your gf or bf

[SLVRSUBBIEREX]

Originally Posted by den9

calling a girl a **** is like dropping an atomic bomb, u really gotta prepare for it

its more like dropping a plane full of atomic bombs. ive gotten hit for that one

[Eclipse GSX 61]

I just get a laugh out of her when I call her a ****? Win for me.

[teh DIRT]

ummmm

"yes"

[SLVRSUBBIEREX]

come on pete you mustve said something bad at least once.

[teh DIRT]

ok remembered one.

Wasn't a girlfriend though, was a prom date who i was kinda forced into taking...

I just got done catching a buff from her...for what seemed like an eternity. This girl boasted that she gave the best brain around before the act. I said "that sucked". And i didn't mean in a good way. Add a drunk girl = waterworks.

[Eclipse GSX 61]

The best brain ha. Shows your age its dome now son.

[teh DIRT]

22 is old now? sheesh.

[Got Insulin?]

I've got nothing to contribute, I "Sparta kicked" her back into the fire in the "House is on fire, what dumb **** that couldn't easily be replaced, would you grab?" thread.

I guess that kinda counts, because I acted on a threat?

[Eclipse GSX 61]

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

22 is old now? sheesh.

I guess so Mr. Brain

[poisonivory]

Originally Posted by On Sale

I got head from a chick, and she said let me know before u cum ... well ... I didn't say a word. Haha.

ahahah, i did that before. But not a gf, just some chick that i was messing with. all she said was " wtf, why did you do that?" lol

dumbest thing i ever said to a girl that i was dating...."you left your underwear in my room"...weren't hers....needless to say, it was all downhill from there.


ahh being 18 again..lol

[gary]

"Are you pregnant? You look like your putting on some weight..."

Yea I was young and dumb.

[carsick30]

me: That condom wrapper must have gotten stuck to my shoe outside on the street. that's not mine. can't beleive they don't clean streets in this town! some kid could have found that..
she: But it was inside your shoe!!!
me: I was walking around barefoot, must have stepped on it by accident
she: You had socks on!
me [struggling for ideas]: i meant "barefoot", you know, the sock brand
she: It was snowing out!
me: my feet were sweaty. those bastards at nike need better vent system!

[D Money]

Girls hate it when you call them ****s!

Gets em all fired up and **** haha

[SLVRSUBBIEREX]

when you call a girl a **** u might as well start looking around for a new gf cuz 9 times outta 10 shes gonna leave ur ass hahaha

[Oakes]

^ pretty much, its like kryptonite.

[D Money]

haha exactly. They always come back, always.

[zerioustt]

ive had two gfs..one was 4 years the other im married to.


but girls i was with..man ive def said and done some dumb ****.


got this girl naked on a couch next to my passed out friend. realized she wasnt that hott, told her id be right back and left her with my drunk passed out friend. he ended up tappin.

countless girls got naked playing strip poker and running away with there clothes. had this one girl who was very diluted and thought we were dating i had her play strip uno with me and my best friend.

got head from this chick and after she finished she said "my turn" i said "your turn for what?" needless to say i didnt get anymore head.

another girl i got head from told me i had to **** her after i busted in her mouth. well after i did i said hold on i got to run to the car...scccccuuuuuurttttttt.

[D Money]

Originally Posted by zerioustt

another girl i got head from told me i had to **** her after i busted in her mouth. well after i did i said hold on i got to run to the car...scccccuuuuuurttttttt.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG im dying lol

[zerioustt]

Originally Posted by subwrxkid

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG im dying lol

**** you not my boy will attest to this....i did the same thing twice. only because my boy wanted to get with her friend. she told me she was going to kill me..lols

[D Money]

omg the skurrrrrt part got me lol