Home Depot death match!

[Got Insulin?]

Originally Posted by qbcsvt

Stealth approach:

White Paint: Paint self and lay on side mounted jacuzzi display.
Remote controlled light across from aisle I am at as distraction.
Long range nail gun for the kill.



- Amyn

Yeah, you'd likely asphixiate (sp?). Ever see that James Bond flick called Goldfinger? You'd wind up much the same as the girl they painted gold.

Originally Posted by DC2.2GSR

I'm kinda thinking the "winner" would just get about 10 consecutive life sentences. Maybe death row deathmatch? Prison shanks all around and just locked in a 10x10 cell. That sh** would get messy.

Haha, this is turning into that game Manhunt from the PS2 era. I like the Westside Story Shank Showdown, though.

[JSpecV03]

Originally Posted by rodder

You have a fantasy home depot that sells F/A Class III stuff and you pick something that shoots a .223?

yeah cuz im very accurate and proficent with the weapon.

[jpalamar]

Originally Posted by DC2.2GSR

No flashlight. It's a beacon telling everyone exactly where you are. No loud forklift.. same deal. IMO 'Spartan' is the way to go. Here are my picks:

SOG Seal Pup fixed blade knife (though I would prefer the elite. lol)
http://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hardw...atalogId=10053

Hatchet (in case I need to 'get loud'.. i.e. the knife slips from my hand and I lose it or inthe case of multiple attackers.)
http://www.homedepot.com/Tools-Hardw...atalogId=10053

and finally, a beautiful set of Dupioni silk drapes. Not only are they very nice on the eyes, but they would make a f***ing incredible nighttime ghillie suit. By the time you figure out that the pile of silk on the floor is actually not just a stunning set of window drapes, you'll be gurgling blood.
http://www.homedepot.com/Decor-Drape...atalogId=10053

I'd ninja my way around that store picking off each of you f***ers one by one while you lug around big ass poles and mark yourselves as targets with your bright flashlights. All you need is a good knife.... and a drape-ghillie!

ETA: Another benefit of hopping inside the makeshift ghillie suit and taking it slow would be that I can let the rest of the people kill themselves off while I creep around. When it gets quiet I'll just go hunt down the stragglers. Knife sniper FTW.

I agree, stealth would be the best weapon in a limited area like this.

[ein]

*YAWN!*

Stealth=Boring Its all about the highlight reels son!

[Big_Jim]

Originally Posted by ein

*YAWN!*

Stealth=Boring Its all about the highlight reels son!

yeah, but the guy has enough balls to wear draperies. thats highlight reel worthy lol.

[armyguy6566]

i like to get upclose and personel with my kills. that's why i go with knives.

[TR MS3]

First I would run to the garden center and pick up a "Hot Flash" You know just in case I come out alive, something nice to give to the wife.

Then I would run inside to the ceiling fans and get a Hunter 60in ceiling fan. I figure now is the time to grab that sh** it's free!

Lastly a Cow Tail, those sh**s are delicious!


Strategy? Stash my l00t for later, don't wanna wreck my ceiling fan in the process. Then I'm gonna depend on military training. Close quarters/ hand to hand combat. Hopefully kill one quick enough to acquire some tools/weapons.(Even though it's not allowed by rules let's be realistic, it's not gonna vanish like in a video game) Once I've acquired some weapons, head to an area with only one entrance. (Like a bathroom) Once there I'll spend a few moment enjoying a cow tail. Then I'll just sit low, killing anyone entering. I figure alternating bathrooms will create some confusion (male/female). Once it's all said and done grab my ceiling fan and my "hot flash" and bounce. Oh and just for good measure steal another cow tail. After all I did just commit several murders, who cares about theft.

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by Got Insulin?

Yeah, you'd likely asphixiate (sp?). Ever see that James Bond flick called Goldfinger? You'd wind up much the same as the girl they painted gold.

you mean, fine?

Originally Posted by http://mythbustersresults.com/pilot3

Covering your body in gold paint can kill you by skin asphyxiation like in the James Bond movie Goldfinger.
BUSTED
Jamie was covered in gold paint from head to toe and lasted over an hour without reporting any major ill effects, besides a slight (and temporary) flu-like feeling, as he described it. The myth stated that the actress portraying the gold plated woman in Goldfinger, Shirley Eaton, died as well. Ms. Eaton did survive the filming of Goldfinger and went on to appear in many more feature films and a segment for the show in which she confirmed she was still alive.

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by ein

WOW, I'm just F-ing around but, I use those lifts all the time. The master control panel is ALWAYS on the bottom. In your pic it'd be on the other side. Te one on top is a slave to the one on the base.

I've stuck people in them before as a joke. It's tough to climb down, running late, on a Friday. But that's what you get for eating my lunch.

during my short stint as an electrician i've had the pleasure of using a scissor lift a bunch... and most of the time the controls were located in both areas. it was not uncommon for the lift to be left "up" with the key at the base hidden somewhere so that no one would use it while we werent there

[RSX Type-Slow]

TR MS3 has the right idea. Loot all the good stuff, then just kill fools with you dick beaters

[Got Insulin?]

Originally Posted by TR MS3

First I would run to the garden center and pick up a "Hot Flash" You know just in case I come out alive, something nice to give to the wife.

Then I would run inside to the ceiling fans and get a Hunter 60in ceiling fan. I figure now is the time to grab that sh** it's free!

Lastly a Cow Tail, those sh**s are delicious!


Strategy? Stash my l00t for later, don't wanna wreck my ceiling fan in the process. Then I'm gonna depend on military training. Close quarters/ hand to hand combat. Hopefully kill one quick enough to acquire some tools/weapons.(Even though it's not allowed by rules let's be realistic, it's not gonna vanish like in a video game) Once I've acquired some weapons, head to an area with only one entrance. (Like a bathroom) Once there I'll spend a few moment enjoying a cow tail. Then I'll just sit low, killing anyone entering. I figure alternating bathrooms will create some confusion (male/female). Once it's all said and done grab my ceiling fan and my "hot flash" and bounce. Oh and just for good measure steal another cow tail. After all I did just commit several murders, who cares about theft.

Great post, I'm rolling.

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

you mean, fine?

Good point, looks like I was misinformed. Paint away.

[Scapegoat]

i'd probably just start sniffing

[jpalamar]

TST fight club.

[RSX Type-Slow]

Scape you could add some tough rawhide work gloves and a lighter, pour the cement on your gloves and ignite, then beat bitches up with flaming fists......... it works...and in all honesty who the hell would attack someone who's hands are on fire?

[Big_Jim]

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow

it works...and in all honesty who the hell would attack someone who's hands are on fire?

......me, if i had a sword stacked with filet mignons lol

[rodder]

Originally Posted by JSpecV03

yeah cuz im very accurate and proficent with the weapon.

Where/how are you training with F/A ARs (they call those M16s or M4s, btw, AR-15 is the name used for semi-auto variants)? Iraq/Afg?

[JSpecV03]

Originally Posted by rodder

Where/how are you training with F/A ARs (they call those M16s or M4s, btw, AR-15 is the name used for semi-auto variants)? Iraq/Afg?

M16/m4 army
Ar15 civialin rifles.
To me I don't feel a difference other than quality. But let's stay on topic, were drifting away from it

[RSX Type-Slow]

Originally Posted by Big_Jim

......me, if i had a sword stacked with filet mignons lol

we could team up, feast on filet's perfectly cooked by hand fire, then rape face and kill mofo's

[DC2.2GSR]

Originally Posted by JSpecV03

M16/m4 army
Ar15 civialin rifles.
To me I don't feel a difference other than quality. But let's stay on topic, were drifting away from it

lol Really? I think a slight deviation from the original topic should be ok for just a hot one. A difference in quality? hmm.. was the AR you used a Fisher Price model or something? Pretty sure that the 'happy switch' doesn't add much weight, and that would be the only way anyone could tell the difference without flicking said switch to "A" and holding the trigger down, or reading the stamped markings on the side of the weapon. You will have a very very difficult time educating rodder on any matter relating to a firearm. However, I would enjoy watching any attempt over in the 'I Like Guns' thread.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled program. Please enjoy the Home Depot deathmatch here on Kill'emAll TV!

Originally Posted by ein

*YAWN!*

Stealth=Boring Its all about the highlight reels son!

What?? You mean seeing a harmless looking pile of drapes rear up and hack some trachea with a large SOG knife wouldn't make the highlight reel? That's just about the most badass scene ever.

[Higu]

So long as those drapes don't look painfully out of place. One of my first things would be to wreak havoc in several aisles to make a lot of product all over the ground and in general dissaray, that way posing as one of the things would be a better choice, if you everything is everywhere, then you could be anywhere.