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Old 04-23-2008, 08:09 PM   #7341
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damn so jacki is good enough for for dinner and a movie but not free gas? whats up with that man?
I got told that my "pickup line" that I've been using for the past 3 years is "old and dried up".

I need new material.
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Old 04-23-2008, 08:13 PM   #7342
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jacki what did i tell you about puttin pics on here!? haha u know the leg humpers are out and waiting!
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:07 PM   #7343
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I got told that my "pickup line" that I've been using for the past 3 years is "old and dried up".

I need new material.
So buy them E85!
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:23 PM   #7344
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I got told that my "pickup line" that I've been using for the past 3 years is "old and dried up".

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eh everytime i get around to asking i get shot down so no help here buddy :P
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:36 PM   #7345
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So buy them E85!
You know, for everyone who's new here (Vypurr not included), this whole buying gas thing started when I jokingly asked girls that put their picture up my own variation of "What's your sign?", which was, "Hey baby, what's your octane?".

It stemmed from there, and lasted 3 years. Don't jump on my back about needing to get a life or get laid, or stop hitting on my woman. I find humor in a lot of things, and I love to joke around a lot. Yes, in person, I am a huge flirt and I can usually keep the ladies laughing, but I'm not there to steal your woman, and I'm not here to make moves on your people, so sit back and laugh instead of being uptight ****wads.

Seriously, half you people that keep PMing me this **** need to get the sand out of your vag and loosen up. Look at my member number. I've been here long enough that all of the older people know what's going on, and if they're not saying anything then take the assumption that there's nothing coming from it.
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:57 PM   #7346
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You know, for everyone who's new here (Vypurr not included), this whole buying gas thing started when I jokingly asked girls that put their picture up my own variation of "What's your sign?", which was, "Hey baby, what's your octane?".

It stemmed from there, and lasted 3 years. Don't jump on my back about needing to get a life or get laid, or stop hitting on my woman. I find humor in a lot of things, and I love to joke around a lot. Yes, in person, I am a huge flirt and I can usually keep the ladies laughing, but I'm not there to steal your woman, and I'm not here to make moves on your people, so sit back and laugh instead of being uptight ****wads.

Seriously, half you people that keep PMing me this **** need to get the sand out of your vag and loosen up. Look at my member number. I've been here long enough that all of the older people know what's going on, and if they're not saying anything then take the assumption that there's nothing coming from it.
so...


did you buy any gas for any chicks yet?
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:59 PM   #7347
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so...


did you buy any gas for any chicks yet?
No one ever challenged my flirt.

That's my problem. I'm a big flirt, but most people don't try and make me back it up, cause either:
A) They know I will or
2) Don't want to meet at a dark gas station
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junior prom....omg this was 5 years ago...damn time flies

second from the right....im looking off into...oblivion?

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Old 04-23-2008, 11:12 PM   #7349
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found some off my facebook

edit, has anyone else noticed that the amount of views for this thread has almost reach 1/4 of a MILLION times....good lord

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Old 04-23-2008, 11:26 PM   #7350
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A pic of me and the woman from the other thread haha

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Old 04-24-2008, 12:02 AM   #7351
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look at that douchebag with the sorta hot gf lol
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:51 AM   #7352
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look at that douchebag with the sorta hot gf lol
lol she looks weird in that pic. You gotta see her in person to get the (_)(_) full effect.
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:59 AM   #7353
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A pic of me and the woman from the other thread haha

you look like someone I know



the resemblance is pretty wicked actually..
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:07 AM   #7355
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the resemblance is pretty wicked actually..
I'm not black! wtf man
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Old 04-24-2008, 01:14 AM   #7357
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lol I was pullin' a funny. But I see where you drawl the resemblance.
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wait. the white guy or the black guy. he's kinda in between in that picture. prolly from all the tanning.
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lol I was pullin' a funny. But I see where you drawl the resemblance.
I never met him, so I didn't know he had a drawl. That's interesting...never met an asian with a drawl.
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wait. the white guy or the black guy. he's kinda in between in that picture. prolly from all the tanning.
lol breakin' out the tanning jokes. I tan in the winter solely because I get free tans from my girlfriend and you gotta look good rather then a pasty ass limey.
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