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Broken5hift · 10-21-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namdoogwerdna

Dr. Phil, I heard you didn't even have a doctorate degree. Why are you a doctor if you don't even have a degree?

because a loaded gun can get you more than a BJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherwood

dr phil why is kevins gf orange?

ps. you are my god.

cause after he got his fat ass stuck in the chocolate pipe in willy wonkas factory the lawsuit said he was entitled to any 1 thing from the factory, so he choose an oompa loompa.

pps. i know, i hear your prayers

Kevin · 10-22-2008, 12:51 AM

^ Agusta Gloop?

abrok99 · 10-22-2008, 01:06 AM

dr phil why does johnny depp's face in willy wonka haunt me in my dreams??

Broken5hift · 10-22-2008, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abrok99

dr phil why does johnny depp's face in willy wonka haunt me in my dreams??

there is something called a succubus, a woman demon so tempting that a man can hardly resist her. Then she sucks the life out of the man. Johnny Depp is a fukubus, a man so tempting no woman or curious guy could ever resists. Depp has been alive for over 500 years, kept alive by making movies so women and curious men will fall in love with him and he can suck the life out of whatever he wants and live eternally. so in conclusion your either gay or want to be gay... good luck with that.

abrok99 · 10-22-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broken5hift

there is something called a succubus, a woman demon so tempting that a man can hardly resist her. Then she sucks the life out of the man. Johnny Depp is a fukubus, a man so tempting no woman or curious guy could ever resists. Depp has been alive for over 500 years, kept alive by making movies so women and curious men will fall in love with him and he can suck the life out of whatever he wants and live eternally. so in conclusion your either gay or want to be gay... good luck with that.

****...

carsick30 · 10-24-2008, 06:08 PM

Dr Phil, from your personal experience, what's better, a threesome with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell or playing "pin the tail on the donkey" with the cast of the View?

Broken5hift · 10-25-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carsick30

Dr Phil, from your personal experience, what's better, a threesome with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell or playing "pin the tail on the donkey" with the cast of the View?

i dunno, id rip off my cock and suffocate on it before either of those two things ever happened

den9 · 10-25-2008, 01:48 PM

Broken5hift · 10-26-2008, 01:08 AM

exactly

abrok99 · 10-26-2008, 01:12 AM

doc phil why does someone on another forum(SOT) heckle me about not starting a welcome thread before posting???

NoseysCooper05 · 11-24-2008, 06:58 PM

So is doctor Phil Banned actually?? You can't seriously ban somebody that has contributed such a comical flair to this website

namdoogwerdna · 11-24-2008, 07:31 PM

yeah he is banned. i was considering taking on the thread to carry out his legacy but I decided against it.

The Captain · 11-24-2008, 07:32 PM

damn, lots of people are gettin the ban stick/tst timeout lately.

**TROLL** · 11-24-2008, 07:42 PM

This was a great thread, unfortunately there were other issues completely unassociated with this thread.
If someone else wants to take it over and thinks they can feel these big shoes, please be my guest...

10-22-2008, 01:06 AM	#603
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10-24-2008, 06:08 PM	#606
carsick30 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Montco Member #8803 My Ride: '10 STi iTrader: (0)	Dr Phil, from your personal experience, what's better, a threesome with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell or playing "pin the tail on the donkey" with the cast of the View? __________________ "I refuse to be embarassed by a car that looks like a trapper keeper."

10-26-2008, 01:12 AM	#610
abrok99 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: that nj jawn Member #6039 My Ride: 2004 Subaru WRX swagon iTrader: (0)	doc phil why does someone on another forum(SOT) heckle me about not starting a welcome thread before posting??? __________________ RIP- Ryan Sherwood. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

11-24-2008, 06:58 PM	#611
NoseysCooper05 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bucks County, PA Member #3799 My Ride: 2006 Mitsu Evo IX iTrader: (0)	So is doctor Phil Banned actually?? You can't seriously ban somebody that has contributed such a comical flair to this website __________________ 2006 Evo IX - Tein H Tech Springs, AMS Front Mount / Piping, AMS battery, Wahlbro 255 Fuel Pump, K&N CAI, + more on the way

11-24-2008, 07:32 PM	#613
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	damn, lots of people are gettin the ban stick/tst timeout lately. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

10-25-2008, 01:48 PM	#608
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10-26-2008, 01:08 AM	#609
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