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Jean Claude was no where near Bethlehem during Christ's birth. If he was, Chuck would have roundhouse'd him with Law and Order.
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the truth is evident.
chuck norris doesnt use utensils when eating. he roundhouse kicks the food down his throat. /thread
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"There's no such thing as a tornado, Chuck Norris just hates trailor parks"
 
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LOL!!!!!!!! Thats awesome!
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chuck norris would eat eliza whole
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
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if only it were that simple hahahaha
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http://www.team3d.net/index.php?s=fo...topic&id=36415
its funny finding threads like this one on other forums.
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While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris puts the m's on M&Ms. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie. It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris. God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability. New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since. When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heart burn. A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you grimly. Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis. Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are. Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won't find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it's getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it. If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar. We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can divide by Zero Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything. Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed. Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO. On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over. Chuck Norris consumes 87 cans of mayonnaise in a week. Chuck Norris will never fully be male nor female. Doctors once asked him which he preferred. He gave them an ad for a Total Gym. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by it's technical term: Jupiter. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the Blue Ringed Octopus of Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on Earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: Fever, Blurred Vision, Beard Rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's father. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it. Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence. Before email was invented Chuck Norris would attatch pictures of his roundhouse kicks to pigeons and roundhouse kick them. In the original pilot for Star Trek The Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
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