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OMGz Turbo · 11-06-2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by poolmike

Send your 'friend' to see me. I will fix his drug problem in my one step rehab program.

**** mike's gonna have half of TST locked in his basement going through withdraw's

gpzjack · 11-06-2008, 07:45 PM

what if you eat alot of beans before you go in...then fart really bad and the person watching has to leave...whammo you sneak in another sample....sounds like a plan

den9 · 11-06-2008, 07:58 PM

my friend did the bleach thing, it worked for him. he didnt piss on his hands though, he put it in a little vile. he also used to put bees wax from his spiked hair in the piss cup, dunno if that would effect anything.

and now thats where is 3 pages of advice, im starting to wonder where this person is trying to get a job, better not be ****ing mcdonalds or something stupid.

also i want some info on the one step rehab program

den9 · 11-06-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

lol dummy...

my recommendation: go in there eating a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese. the poppies come up as an opiate, which is what that is made of. if the tester is smart at all they'll notice and reschedule the test. just don't blow it

it might take alot of poppies for it to show up, but that just means opiates and marijuana will show up and theres no excuse for weed in your system.

poolmike · 11-06-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OMGz Turbo

**** mike's gonna have half of TST locked in his basement going through withdraw's

No. I don't want you crackheads in my home.

Sure seems like a whole lot of trouble to go through just to f yourselves up.

den9 · 11-06-2008, 11:07 PM

still interested in the one step rehab secret

Stillen GLE · 11-07-2008, 11:57 AM

Here's a Solution stop ****in smokin weed. there's no need to do drugs its not cool.

Renegade_ · 11-07-2008, 12:08 PM

Everybody self medicates - most of the over the counter prescription drugs have a much much much more profound chemical effect on an individual than someone who smokes cannabis. There are over the counter amphetamines more potent than meth, opiates more potent than heroin, and Ambien/Alprazolam fries more nerve endings in your brain than modern psychadelics. Take an ambien and stay awake and see what happens, the drugs you get from a pharmacy are just as altering if not more than most modern drugs.

Everyone self medicates - if you take any kind of substance prescribed or not.

den9 · 11-07-2008, 01:35 PM

thats agreeable. but thats why i try to avoid everything. and i think any drug shouldnt be taken excessively for a long period of time, including weed

ForcedInduction · 11-07-2008, 01:43 PM

My buddy smoked before i picked him up to go to work. On the way to work (40 min drive) he drank a monster. Got to work and they sent him for a random. Somehow he passed. Just kill some monsters. He also got fake piss offline. I think he got P Sure. It comes with a temp gauge on the bottle and a warming pad. Paid 25 For it.

OMGz Turbo · 11-07-2008, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renegade_

Everybody self medicates - most of the over the counter prescription drugs have a much much much more profound chemical effect on an individual than someone who smokes cannabis. There are over the counter amphetamines more potent than meth, opiates more potent than heroin, and Ambien/Alprazolam fries more nerve endings in your brain than modern psychadelics. Take an ambien and stay awake and see what happens, the drugs you get from a pharmacy are just as altering if not more than most modern drugs.

Everyone self medicates - if you take any kind of substance prescribed or not.

When i was like 15-16 we used to do the whole ambein thing when it first came out and was super strong. I remember taking it at 7pm, turning on the video camera and waking up at 10am the next day...needless to say the video is the proof, this **** makes you trip harder than jimmy hendrix

jdm free · 11-07-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Stillen GLE

Here's a Solution stop ****in smokin weed. there's no need to do drugs its not cool.

thats extremely debatable

if uve never smoked, keep ur mouth shut

WCM3 · 11-11-2008, 04:17 PM

haahhahaa...this thread is hilarious.

Scapegoat · 11-11-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jdm free

thats extremely debatable

if uve never smoked, keep ur mouth shut

there is nothing debatable about "no need to do drugs, and its not cool"

because he is right.

That being said, I have no problem with weed. Just like everything else, you need to moderate yourself. If you get to the point where you need to smoke up like you need to eat... then you've got a problem and need to cut that **** out.

There shouldn't be any need involved... once you hit "i need".. you're a druggy and need rehab

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11-06-2008, 07:58 PM	#43
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	my friend did the bleach thing, it worked for him. he didnt piss on his hands though, he put it in a little vile. he also used to put bees wax from his spiked hair in the piss cup, dunno if that would effect anything. and now thats where is 3 pages of advice, im starting to wonder where this person is trying to get a job, better not be ****ing mcdonalds or something stupid. also i want some info on the one step rehab program

11-06-2008, 11:07 PM	#46
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	still interested in the one step rehab secret

11-07-2008, 01:35 PM	#49
den9 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: doylestown Member #1198 My Ride: turbo diesel iTrader: (0)	thats agreeable. but thats why i try to avoid everything. and i think any drug shouldnt be taken excessively for a long period of time, including weed

11-07-2008, 01:43 PM	#50
ForcedInduction Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Feb 2006 Member #1525 iTrader: (1)	My buddy smoked before i picked him up to go to work. On the way to work (40 min drive) he drank a monster. Got to work and they sent him for a random. Somehow he passed. Just kill some monsters. He also got fake piss offline. I think he got P Sure. It comes with a temp gauge on the bottle and a warming pad. Paid 25 For it.