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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package Hey im looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. |
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10-28-2005, 11:06 AM
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Myspace.com - Thats funny as **** because the last two girls I banged I meet off myspace.
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1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Surpeme Classic To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Dynoed at 237hp and 292lbs at the rear wheels. Hmm ran 13.52 @ 103.42 11/10/06 1994 Hunter Green Acura Integra DB7, Stock |
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10-28-2005, 11:07 AM
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Myspace whores are the best
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Uhh used to be my dog you was in my left titty Scream RYDE OR DIE I thought you would die wit me Found out you a bitch you can't even ryde wit me Now it's a war you ain't on the side wit me To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. |
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10-28-2005, 11:35 AM
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They were both nice young ladies.
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1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Surpeme Classic To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. Dynoed at 237hp and 292lbs at the rear wheels. Hmm ran 13.52 @ 103.42 11/10/06 1994 Hunter Green Acura Integra DB7, Stock |
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10-28-2005, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Williamstown, NJ
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My Ride: 04 Subaru STI, Externally Gated!!!! iTrader: (0)
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I always meet hott girls off MySpace. Some are pretty damn good looking.
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2004 Java black pearl Subaru STi To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. <<< Orlando OCT 24-28 for PSP World Cup!! Quote:
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10-28-2005, 03:23 PM
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
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10-31-2005, 07:14 AM
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11-09-2005, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: FL (the 6th Tri-state State)
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My Ride: 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon MBP iTrader: (0)
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 for some good comebacks i just got from allie...Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
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11-09-2005, 07:07 PM
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bahahahahah goood ****...speaking of allie where is she hiding lately
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11-09-2005, 07:15 PM
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she's around, she just doesn't want to talk to you
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11-09-2005, 07:22 PM
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Got this out of a book called "How to Pick Up Girls" written by some slimeball
in the late 70s. "I'm really happy that you don't wear any underwear. It really shows off your ass, which happens to be the greatest ass I have ever seen........ ......IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!"
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Langhorne, PA
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Compliments of Adult Swim...
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bed rock! 
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Just enjoying the ride. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2004 Chrysler Crossfire - Gone 2007 Infiniti G35x Sedan - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2008 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. |
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