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Old 10-19-2008, 02:34 PM   #41
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I was at a movie with my girlfriend seeing Dan in real life and some hot chick came up on screen and i for some reason i thought i was with my guy friends and turn to her and say, "man, i really want to **** her face"...luckily my girlfriend is awesome and started laughing hysterically.
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Old 10-19-2008, 02:52 PM   #42
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I asked my girl, is it considered cheating if another girl gave me head. was just joking, but that pissed her off.
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:18 PM   #43
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last night = biggest mistake with current gf
we were joking around and she was pretending to like whine and throw a fit and i guess she wasnt aware i knew she was joking or that i was joking when i said "now i really do see that your 14" she didnt talk to me for like 30 min after that
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*disclaimer* It was a joke. I don't use condoms. That's what coat hangers at the bottom of staircases are for.
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:32 PM   #44
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When first seeing her that day "You're looking extra ulgy today!" She never liked that one.

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"I love you when I'm Drunk."
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:57 PM   #45
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anyone ever call their girl a ****? it takes alot to push me that far
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Old 10-19-2008, 04:05 PM   #46
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hahahahahahaha!!!! so im guessing ur not with her anymore?
Yea her face looked like a steak so I thought I would give her some weak-sauce.
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Old 10-19-2008, 04:23 PM   #47
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anyone ever call their girl a ****? it takes alot to push me that far
Did this before, really wanted to call her a female dog, but **** came out first. lol
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Old 10-19-2008, 06:38 PM   #48
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calling a girl a **** is like dropping an atomic bomb, u really gotta prepare for it
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Old 10-19-2008, 06:52 PM   #49
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yeah, **** = not a girls favorite word, thats for sure.

Girl im hookin up with came on the autumn run last week, someone said **** on the two ways....She was hell bent on making sure everyone else with a 2 way that day didnt say that word to girls.
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:10 PM   #50
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i dont even know my its so offensive anyway, its just a word
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:15 PM   #51
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well, what if i called you a baby back bitch? would u take it kindly? cause you are.











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Old 10-19-2008, 07:42 PM   #52
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calling a girl a **** is like dropping an atomic bomb, u really gotta prepare for it
really? I use this word on girls liberally and it has never gotten me into any real trouble..

in plenty of different contexts too..

"what's up ****?"

"don't be a f*cking ****rag"

"you stupid b*tchface ****"

"yooooo ****s, come over hurrrrr.. I is DRUNKKKK!" <- that one actually got me a number
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i was balls deep in this guy, just pounding the hell out of his ass, and out of nowhere he turns around to try and kiss me and im like "EW WTF YOU FAG"
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:47 PM   #53
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really? I use this word on girls liberally and it has never gotten me into any real trouble..

in plenty of different contexts too..

"what's up ****?"

"don't be a f*cking ****rag"

"you stupid b*tchface ****"

"yooooo ****s, come over hurrrrr.. I is DRUNKKKK!" <- that one actually got me a number

Hahaha that is one I'll have to try.
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:50 PM   #54
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alright so i only date asians, i told my gf "your acting like a white girl" she flipped out, but it was funny
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:54 PM   #55
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Hahaha that is one I'll have to try.
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alright so i only date asians, i told my gf "your acting like a white girl" she flipped out, but it was funny
I told an asian girl once that she was acting like a chink.. she also was not happy about it
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:44 PM   #56
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i told her "you do realize your a bitch ...right" she wasnt to fond of that, but it was true
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:45 PM   #57
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I've never had to, usually find nice ways to tell people what I think when it comes to that
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:56 PM   #58
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New one today. Called my girl a psycho hardcore right winged republican she was pissed. She left to go to her parents to go find Halloween stuff and still has not come back.
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New one today. Called my girl a psycho hardcore right winged republican she was pissed. She left to go to her parents to go find Halloween stuff and still has not come back.
come on dude politics and religion are 2 things you never talk about with friends.......or so the saying goes
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Old 10-19-2008, 10:15 PM   #60
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Oh oh, another one I forgot.

I never said a word to my one ex. I just wrote all the words I wanted to say on her car with shaving cream.
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