so i get this african spam mail today. THE RESPONSE FOR AFRICA

[den9]

does any1 have an unlocked version of that anus computer scam, wont let me go past page 5

[Vypurr]

just register. it's well worth it!

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by jdmwill

it wouldn't be good since my mother doesn't like puerto rican's.

[jdmwill]

look what i got this morning guys.


Hello Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney thanks for your complete details sent to me, I want to use this opportunity to update you and your good wife that we will get this transaction concluded successfully once you people keep to my advice and instruction at all time till you confirms this fund into your bank account.

Based on my last update over the text of application form, you are advice to open the attached document and fill out the required information before sending it to the bank email address which is stated below.

Note it will take us 5 banking days to have the fund transferred into your account once you apply to the bank with the text of application form.

As soon as the Bank transfers the money into your account, I will be with you in your country for my own share as the ratio was stated and agreed between us.

Note that we are going to spend a little money towards the reactivation of the deceased dormant account once the bank management fully verified your application form, I want you to keep this transaction confidential and always follow my advice and instructions till the money get into your bank account, please don't betray this trust and confidence I have established on you people.

I am suggesting you check your email box 3times everyday, to enable us communicate with each other and pass information to each other absolutely, I hope you understand my point?

so here is the form he sent me.

TO: DR DIDI DIDIER
THE DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
GLOBAL SECURITY BANK OUAGDOUGOU BURKINA FASO
TELE FAX: 00226 50 30 41 62.
E-mail: globalsecuritybank@gtscbf.zzn.com

Sir,

I am Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney introducing ourselves as the next of kin to late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY an American, native of Atlanta who was one of your customers and our business partner who died in the plane crash in Kenya on 21st July 2003, including his wife and daughter with relatives leaving behind the contract sum USD $12.1 Million US Dollars) in your bank G.S.B.
Having introduced our selves to this bank, we therefore advice and instruct G.S.B to affect the release of inheritance fund of DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY valued at US$12,000,100.00M with account number G/S/B 0000978-498, Into the below stated bank account Details as it is long over due for payment.

Beneficiary Account Names Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney
Your complete date of births ................................................
Your work and positions ..............................................
Telephone ..........................................
Fax ..................................................
Bank name .................................................. .............................
Bank complete Address .................................................. ..............................
Your Account No .......................................
Swift code.......................................... Iban code number if any……………………….
Bank Tele No ...........................................
Bank Fax No.............................................

Sir, I will appreciate it if you will act accordingly
to the release of the fund and wish to respond to all
your demand urgently.
Yours Sincerely Mr.and Mrs. William H. Bonney


now we need to fill this out

[Vypurr]

Haha, he thinks $12.1 Million = $12,000,100!!! hahaha

[den9]

pwn his ass

[den9]

any update? i finally received one of these, i been waiting awhile, i want to mess with him now

[lownslow95]

Don't mean to thread jack, but I recived this in the mail, plus I didn't feel like making a thread of almost the same thing. So here it is:


-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are Oil Producing Company looking for a representative to represent the company. We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our products.You know, that it's not easy to start a business in a new market (being the US). There are hundreds of competitors, close direct contacts between suppliers and customers and other difficulties, which impede our sales promotion.We have decided to deliver the products upfront, it's very risky but it should push up sales on 25 percent.Thus we need to receive payments for our products as soon as possible. Unfortunately we are unable to open Bank Accounts in the United US without first registering the company name. Presently with the amount of Orders we have, we cannot put them on hold. For fear of loosing the customers out rightly. Secondly we cannot cash these payments from the US soon enough, as international Checks take about 14 working days for cash to be made available.We lose about 100,000 USD of net income each month because we have money transfer delays. Your task as a representative of the company is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer (usually through FEDEX).The customer receives and checks the products. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through Certified Checks and Money orders drawn from the United States based on the amount involved. which Sales Manager have to come down to receive payment and have it cashed after we supply them the goods. It's always too expensive and stressful for her to come down and receive such payment twice in a month so we therefore decided to contact you. We are willing to pay you 10% for every payment received by you from our clients who makes payment through you. We have decided to open this new job position fo! r solv in g this problem. if interested your urgent attention is imperative...............


Your tasks are:
1. Receive payment from Customers
2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you.
3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to, This is done either through western union money transfer or money gram transfer. This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You'll have a lot of free time doing another job, you'll get good income and regular job. But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant. We are glad to offer this job position to you. Interested in the position, kindly email back with the following details of yours:

Name to be written on Checks or Money orders............................

Address: (This should be a physical address where fedex can deliver the payment because Fedex doesnt deliver to post office addresses.

City:

State:

Zip Code:

Contact Telephone Number .............

IS THIS LEGAL? YES
It is very legal (article 15.3) Employment Opportunity Act. My lawyer
checked all legal provisions concerning any domestic or international law
against businesses or deals of domestic monetary trade. Doing this business
is 100% safe and legal.

All Interested Candidate Should email:d_steven_10@hotmail.com

Regards,
Daniel Steven (Research Officer)
ROC OIL COMPANY LIMITED
+447031919131
18 THAMESROD,
ENGLAND.
UNITED KINGDOM

[den9]

can u call long distance with a relay program?

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by den9

can u call long distance with a relay program?

I don't know, nor do I want to find out.

[sillyeye]

Scumbag losers that cant make honest $

[jdmwill]

so i decided to let it go for a couple of days to see how ancious this guy is. he emailed me twice and call the shop once but hanged up. im going to email him back later.



Dear William H. Bonney III,
i been waiting to hear from you but no respond from your side,i want you to update me if you have filled and send the application of claim to the bank, as i ask you to do,if you did let me know.

i wait to hear from you soonest.

Best Regards,
Mr.Ali Royo.

so i got this this morning, i think that called desperate plus can you tell he's getting loud with me. lol

Hello, this is quite surprising to me, how could you and your wife refused to reply my messages after I sent you the text of application form?

Is this the way we are going to archive this claim?

The key of success in life is persistence and Constance communication between your partners.

How could you and wife abandon our project all these while, please if you are no longer interested towards this project do update me immediately to enable me see how I could get another American Involved.

I respect people who keep to their worlds, I don't like been treated like a kid, you are all adults, so you should behave like one.

Let me know if you have sent the application form across to the bank management or not

Waiting to hear from you soon
Regards
Yours Mr Ali Royo

[lownslow95]

this just seems to keep getting better and better lol.

[Vypurr]

Now tell him that your wife is not sure about it, but a picture to prove that you are good people will help convince her!

Get him to do something outrageous!

[den9]

i cant wait til he starts talking about the mayor and clique mob

lmao check this out
http://www.ihasflavr.com/2008/03/scambait.html

[OPZ]

^bwahhahahhaa, lolzcats make everything better

[den9]

whats going on, any updates