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bastid · 12-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Motion with your index finger to a girl as if you are trying to say "come here."

When she approaches, say "If I could make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."

Or my favorite... "Scream, and your dead."

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bastid

Motion with your index finger to a girl as if you are trying to say "come here."

When she approaches, say "If I could make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."

Or my favorite... "Scream, and your dead."

hahahahahhaha id have to say i never heard tht
classic a ****in classic

drew · 12-21-2006, 11:16 PM

does this rag smell like ether?

Turbo s60R · 12-21-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by drew

does this rag smell like ether?

aw man low blow u sick fukc hahahahhahahahhahahhaha

bastid · 12-21-2006, 11:57 PM

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

drew · 12-22-2006, 12:03 AM

you got 206 bones in you right now, want 207 tonight ?

how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?

Turbo s60R · 12-22-2006, 12:07 AM

im using irish because im irish but this is how it goes

u walk up to a girl and ask her if she has a lil irish in her and if she answers yes ask her if she would like a little more in her

igo4bmx · 12-22-2006, 12:09 AM

"If I talk to you, will you promise not to press charges?"
"You are hot, you remind me of my sister"

Crzyguy972 · 12-22-2006, 01:13 AM

want to come back to my house for pizza and sex, (If she syas no) wat u dont like pizza

drew · 12-22-2006, 01:15 AM

"do you mind if i come in? it's really cold standing outside your window"

awdlaserbeam · 12-22-2006, 01:16 AM

f me if im wrong but havent we met before

ToyotaTat · 12-22-2006, 01:17 AM

Hi. Ready?

Uberu · 12-22-2006, 01:26 AM

what is rape but surprise sex?

ToyotaTat · 12-22-2006, 01:39 AM

Just sign here on the dotted lines..

Vr-4-Life · 12-22-2006, 03:05 AM

Hey baby this drinks on me

maybe later i can get on you

jc8889 · 12-22-2006, 04:08 AM

Pickup lines work on Fat ugly bitches.

ScubaSteve · 12-22-2006, 12:37 PM

"Do you work at a library? Cause I'm checking you out."

Broken5hift · 12-22-2006, 01:06 PM

i just wanted to tell you i thought you looked gorgeous, now you say it to me

zerioustt · 12-22-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jc8889

Pickup lines work on Fat ugly bitches.

do you want pick up lines or actually how to pick up girls?

lines 99% of the time dont work. just being confident and not approaching girls like your a pervert works though. confidence, humor, and lil common sense will get your foot in the door, chemistry will do the rest. smart girls read through bs real easy, dumb ones dont but thats good if ya just want to bang them.

D Money · 12-22-2006, 04:34 PM

"do you have a bandaid?"

"because I scraped my knee when I fell for you."

12-21-2006, 10:23 PM	#41
bastid Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Member #1732 My Ride: 2008 BMW M3 iTrader: (0)	Motion with your index finger to a girl as if you are trying to say "come here." When she approaches, say "If I could make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand." Or my favorite... "Scream, and your dead." __________________ *2008 BMW ///M3 Coupe: Alpine White on Extended Fox Red Novillo Leather Factory Options:* Premium Package : M-DCT : 19" Alloys : Technology Package : Bi-Xenon : Heated Seats : EDC : Premium Audio : iPod/USB Adapter Modifications: APE Performance S65B40 Air Filter : Fabspeed X-pipe : Remus Race Muffler

12-21-2006, 11:57 PM	#45
bastid Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Member #1732 My Ride: 2008 BMW M3 iTrader: (0)	"Let's not turn this rape into a murder." __________________ *2008 BMW ///M3 Coupe: Alpine White on Extended Fox Red Novillo Leather Factory Options:* Premium Package : M-DCT : 19" Alloys : Technology Package : Bi-Xenon : Heated Seats : EDC : Premium Audio : iPod/USB Adapter Modifications: APE Performance S65B40 Air Filter : Fabspeed X-pipe : Remus Race Muffler

12-22-2006, 12:09 AM	#48
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	"If I talk to you, will you promise not to press charges?" "You are hot, you remind me of my sister" __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

12-22-2006, 01:13 AM	#49
Crzyguy972 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #514 My Ride: 2005 Mazda 6 iTrader: (1)	want to come back to my house for pizza and sex, (If she syas no) wat u dont like pizza __________________ " Nitrous is like a hot girl with an std, you always want to hit it but afraid of the consequences...."

12-22-2006, 01:26 AM	#53
Uberu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2064 My Ride: 2006 Impreza 2.5i iTrader: (0)	what is rape but surprise sex? __________________ formerly SGMsubI Ha, is this possible, "And that's besides the fact that I'm lactose and tolerent lol..." -Willdue Wow

12-21-2006, 11:16 PM	#43
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	does this rag smell like ether?

12-22-2006, 12:03 AM	#46
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	you got 206 bones in you right now, want 207 tonight ? how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?

12-22-2006, 12:07 AM	#47
Turbo s60R Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: East Nottingham Member #2794 My Ride: 2009 Ford Focus coupe se iTrader: (0)	im using irish because im irish but this is how it goes u walk up to a girl and ask her if she has a lil irish in her and if she answers yes ask her if she would like a little more in her

12-22-2006, 01:15 AM	#50
drew Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Broomall, PA Member #2617 My Ride: fuzion & exploder iTrader: (8)	"do you mind if i come in? it's really cold standing outside your window"

12-22-2006, 01:16 AM	#51
awdlaserbeam Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Dec 2005 Member #1126 iTrader: (0)	f me if im wrong but havent we met before

12-22-2006, 03:05 AM	#55
Vr-4-Life Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Philly PA Member #1961 My Ride: BMW E60 M5 V10 6 Speed --- Ducati Monster 696 iTrader: (4)	Hey baby this drinks on me maybe later i can get on you

12-22-2006, 04:08 AM	#56
jc8889 Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Philly area Member #145 iTrader: (7)	Pickup lines work on Fat ugly bitches.

12-22-2006, 12:37 PM	#57
ScubaSteve Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Montgomery County Member #2599 My Ride: 1993 s13 coupe Ka-t; 2005 Legacy GT Ltd iTrader: (1)	"Do you work at a library? Cause I'm checking you out." __________________ TempleTuners To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

12-22-2006, 01:06 PM	#58
Broken5hift Tri-State Post Whore Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Member #397 My Ride: 08 Scion Xb & 06 TSX iTrader: (0)	i just wanted to tell you i thought you looked gorgeous, now you say it to me

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