Corrupt a Wish fondation! hahah

[ezdrummer]

Originally Posted by Picc.Dc4

Wish granted but all they sell is anal beads and beef jerkey.... togeather.

I wish for less gay porn in this thread!

wish granted, you are now having a horse do its business with you

i wish for all 4 philly sports to win the championship this year

[Subie_sleeper]

Congratulations! Your wish just broke the thread! All the cosmic power in the universe can't keep ONE Philly team from choking at the minute, let alone 4! LOL

I wish my company was giving out a decent Christmas bonus this year instead of another stupid holiday party.


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[DownforceTom]

Originally Posted by Subie_sleeper

Congratulations! Your wish just broke the thread! All the cosmic power in the universe can't keep ONE Philly team from choking at the minute, let alone 4! LOL

I wish my company was giving out a decent Christmas bonus this year instead of another stupid holiday party.


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Granted, but the holiday bonus is paid in the form of the new trident gum flavor, gay porn star "chocolate banana". Enjoy your 2000 sticks of man love.

I wish I didn't have to dress "business casual" for work.

[Vr-4-Life]

Granted... You now work for the Philadelphia water works... Your job is to scrub the bottom of the **** tanks every day... Dont worry... you have a raggy old rubber suit that has never been cleaned... There are a few holes here and there, but they're patched wit the finest duct tape... The duct tape has been stained brown from days of cleaning....

I wish I had a huge house with a back yard thats dope for parties.

[Carmine908]

Originally Posted by Vr-4-Life

Granted... You now work for the Philadelphia water works... Your job is to scrub the bottom of the **** tanks every day... Dont worry... you have a raggy old rubber suit that has never been cleaned... There are a few holes here and there, but they're patched wit the finest duct tape... The duct tape has been stained brown from days of cleaning....

I wish I had a huge house with a back yard thats dope for parties.

Wish granted, but its in mexico and not the nice part. you are now a drug cartel being hunted so you cannot ever enjoy the "dope" parties you have.

I wish for a lifetime supply of $@*!...

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by Carmine908

Wish granted, but its in mexico and not the nice part. you are now a drug cartel being hunted so you cannot ever enjoy the "dope" parties you have.

I wish for a lifetime supply of $@*!...

Wish granted. There is now a lifetime supply of cock in your face.

I wish for people to actually go at LEAST the speed limit on roads.

[nissamax]

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

Wish granted. There is now a lifetime supply of cock in your face.

I wish for people to actually go at LEAST the speed limit on roads.

Wish granted but now theres a cop on every corner.


i wish old people would stop driving.

[MPowerKai]

Originally Posted by nissamax

Wish granted but now theres a cop on every corner.


i wish old people would stop driving.

Wish granted but the definition of "old people" is a minimum age of 120 years old.


I wish for a new 500 gallon fish tank.

[jpalamar]

Granted... but your first born child will fall in the tank and be attacked by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

I wish I could literally e-smack some dump people without having to actually go there to do it.

[ezdrummer]

Originally Posted by jpalamar

Granted... but your first born child will fall in the tank and be attacked by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

I wish I could literally e-smack some dump people without having to actually go there to do it.

wish is granted as you pass out getting smacked around finding out the hard way that you were the dumb one.

wish the teachers in neshaminy actually thought about what a fair contract is before going to negotiations

[liberta]

Originally Posted by ezdrummer

wish is granted as you pass out getting smacked around finding out the hard way that you were the dumb one.

wish the teachers in neshaminy actually thought about what a fair contract is before going to negotiations

wish granted, but because of the economy, they were all fired and replaced with insecure, male, former gay porn star, first year teachers.

BTW Thread bump.

I wish that i had posted in this thread sooner.

[300zx_tt]

wish granted but now mz arielle will see it and post.

i wish i was out of college

[ghostRS]

Wish granted but you're out of college because you dropped out.

I wish i could find a nice cheap Miata.

[liberta]

wish granted



I wish when i drove my truck, it didn't try to break my spine.

[boostedfury]

wish granted, but rather than your spine it crushed both of your knees and made you a midget.

I wish I could go back to high school with the knowledge and confidence I have now!

[Maxxdsix]

Wish granted, but you will be surrounded by kids who have no respect for anyone who works hard for what they have and will hate on you, and try to mess with your car.

I wish my rsx wasnt so damn slow.

[jesse096]

ninja edit: Wish granted but now you own a Yugo that's 3X's as slow.

I wish for a shiny new Evo X parked in my driveway.

-Jesse

[Subie_sleeper]

Wish granted, your motor popped, now it doesn't go anywhere.

I wish that our neighbors stupid ducks would stop quacking at 6am every damn morning.


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[boostedfury]

Wish granted, but it has no engine.

I wish I was a doctor

[boostedfury]

wish granted, but instead your have the Aflac duck and all day he screams Aflac at your bedroom window.

Still wish I was a doctor