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Meeshell · 10-06-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

if there is one thing i've learned working... don't stick your nose into other people's business, especially a bosses. they're the boss and it really is, none of your business

She's been my friend longer than my boss really. She makes it my business by crying to me about her marriage and complaining about the girls this other guy dates/bangs. I'm not askig forthe information. If I was asking for it I wouldn't be bitching lol :-P

jpalamar · 10-06-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Meeshell

She's been my friend longer than my boss really. She makes it my business by crying to me about her marriage and complaining about the girls this other guy dates/bangs. I'm not askig forthe information. If I was asking for it I wouldn't be bitching lol :-P

Tell your boss to bang Ken.

Scapegoat · 10-06-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Meeshell

She's been my friend longer than my boss really. She makes it my business by crying to me about her marriage and complaining about the girls this other guy dates/bangs. I'm not askig forthe information. If I was asking for it I wouldn't be bitching lol :-P

i meant keeping track

"Amazing that me and the other girl on my team at work are now keeping track of the days our boss comes in late/leaves early for no reason."

Scapegoat · 10-06-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

Tell your boss to bang Ken.

not a bad idea

ASIAN JUL · 10-06-2009, 10:22 AM

I've heard of "Does a bear **** in the woods?" meaning 'Yes, duh.' But I never heard, "Does a bear **** in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?" Does the latter mean 'Yes' as well?

Elliott18t · 10-06-2009, 10:24 AM

^ wut o_0

grimm · 10-06-2009, 10:25 AM

latter is false, no fluffy white rabbits live in the woods, they are all gray ;)

ASIAN JUL · 10-06-2009, 10:26 AM

Ugh, I want a serious answer, lol.

grimm · 10-06-2009, 10:27 AM

it means the same thing AFAIK ones just a bit more info.

ASIAN JUL · 10-06-2009, 10:28 AM

Thanks, grimm.

Scapegoat · 10-06-2009, 10:29 AM

no, bears don't have opposable thumbs and wouldn't be able to grab a rabbit to wipe its ass with.

ASIAN JUL · 10-06-2009, 10:32 AM

jpalamar · 10-06-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Scapegoat

no, bears don't have opposable thumbs and wouldn't be able to grab a rabbit to wipe its ass with.

Don't need a thumb when you have claws. **** just gets stuck to them.

angdefeo · 10-06-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL

I've heard of "Does a bear **** in the woods?" meaning 'Yes, duh.' But I never heard, "Does a bear **** in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?" Does the latter mean 'Yes' as well?

Eddie Murphy told a joke on one of his comedy albums, either Raw or Delirious, about a bear s****** in the woods and asking a rabbit if s*** sticks to its fur, then using the rabbit to wipe his butt. I think its some kind of play on that joke.

Being older has one advangate, Eddie Murphy was a great stand up comedian. Last time i saw him interviewed i think he was trying to speak english with a British accent.

jpalamar · 10-06-2009, 10:43 AM

I have his old stuff on DVD, he is def alot different then he is now. His pre Dispney is soo much better

Oakes · 10-06-2009, 10:47 AM

The joke goes:

The bear asks the white fluffy rabbit if **** sticks to his fur, the rabbit replies "No", the bear then picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his ass.

Angelo, responded to your email btw

jpalamar · 10-06-2009, 10:50 AM

Nick your wrong. The joke really goes: If a bear ****s on a car, Nick has to detail it for free using a white rabbit.

DPancoast · 10-06-2009, 10:51 AM

lol ken it is michelles business because she gets stuck with the work her boss isnt there for AND her boss gets paid salary to come in and leave whenever she feels like it while taking 3 hour lunches with no concequence. Boss or not, its not legal and if her company had an HR department that gave a **** Michelles boss wouldnt have a job.

/rant

Sorry. Michelles coworkers piss me the **** off and ive never even met them. Id kill to make the money they do and not have to work my ass off and lollygag with a coworker that just got divorced while still being married.

jpalamar · 10-06-2009, 10:56 AM

Thats the last staw, I'm burning the building down.

I feel your pain though with lazy bosses.

angdefeo · 10-06-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Oakes

The joke goes:

The bear asks the white fluffy rabbit if **** sticks to his fur, the rabbit replies "No", the bear then picks up the rabbit and uses it to wipe his ass.

Angelo, responded to your email btw

I just replied. Thank you for the heads up. Work has me all over the office right now.

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10-06-2009, 10:56 AM	#51779
jpalamar TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Collegeville, PA Member #13773 My Ride: 03 Corvette Z06 iTrader: (3)	Thats the last staw, I'm burning the building down. I feel your pain though with lazy bosses.