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Kevin · 11-16-2007, 01:18 PM

Percocets taste terrible when you chew them but they work oh so well when you do.

the4g63 · 11-16-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gsxAWDdsm692

Percocets taste terrible when you chew them but they work oh so well when you do.

I can has percs?

CHAOS · 11-16-2007, 01:23 PM

i have vicodin at home.

Kiel · 11-16-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

why do women make **** so ****ing complicated?

Women's internal wiring was made by Lucas

CHAOS · 11-16-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiel

Women's internal wiring was made by Lucas

george?

where'smyturbo? · 11-16-2007, 01:35 PM

i will completely agree with that.

with my relationship, i don't know why i make things complicated. like my brain can't just let certain things be.

it is certainly some kind of bug in our innerworkings. our programmer should fix this.

Kiel · 11-16-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

george?

British car joke. They call Lucas "the Prince of Darkness"

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The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

Also

lownslow95 · 11-16-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiel

British car joke. They call Lucas "the Prince of Darkness"

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."

Also

that was pretty good

CHAOS · 11-16-2007, 02:06 PM

hahaha

Kerplunk105 · 11-16-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 96integraLS

yeah, that place is amazing. when i was home last weekend, thats where i went with miller to get some food. and it was so damn good.

yeah, we go there a lot too.

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

Ok...I still think that we are talking about the same place.

are you sure? i'll have to show you it sometime. Its not really too near 95...

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

why do women make **** so ****ing complicated?

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Originally Posted by where'smyturbo?

i will completely agree with that.

with my relationship, i don't know why i make things complicated. like my brain can't just let certain things be.

it is certainly some kind of bug in our innerworkings. our programmer should fix this.

hahahaha...i know I sometimes overthink stuff way too much

Snoozie · 11-16-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunk105

hahahaha...i know I sometimes overthink stuff way too much

I dont, but thats because Im perfect.

Kerplunk105 · 11-16-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

I dont, but thats because Im perfect.

yeah....okay

CHAOS · 11-16-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMeanie

I dont, but thats because Im perfect.

sure you didnt over think that? lolz

Kerplunk105 · 11-16-2007, 02:21 PM

good one

Snoozie · 11-16-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

sure you didnt over think that? lolz

Me? No whey.

CHAOS · 11-16-2007, 02:24 PM

haha good sport as usual... i was hoping you didnt stab me for that.

Kerplunk105 · 11-16-2007, 02:24 PM

I am sitting in my little office trying to figure out receipts since may...I have no idea what I am doing nor what I am even supposed to be doing.

lownslow95 · 11-16-2007, 02:31 PM

just got my ass chewed out by my dad for overcharging my atm card again...wtf. dad is a dick

Kerplunk105 · 11-16-2007, 02:32 PM

too many hookers? j/k

Z3R0 · 11-16-2007, 02:33 PM

I'm thinking about buying a LCD HDTV...AFTER I go to midatlantic raceway tomorrow

11-16-2007, 02:21 PM	#5034
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	good one __________________ ~Elizabeth~

11-16-2007, 02:24 PM	#5037
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	I am sitting in my little office trying to figure out receipts since may...I have no idea what I am doing nor what I am even supposed to be doing. __________________ ~Elizabeth~

11-16-2007, 02:32 PM	#5039
Kerplunk105 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Location: Langhorne, PA Member #1967 My Ride: 2007 Subaru Impreza iTrader: (2)	too many hookers? j/k __________________ ~Elizabeth~

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11-16-2007, 01:18 PM	#5021
Kevin TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: PA Member #2345 My Ride: EVO iTrader: (9)	Percocets taste terrible when you chew them but they work oh so well when you do.

11-16-2007, 01:23 PM	#5023
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	i have vicodin at home.

11-16-2007, 01:35 PM	#5026
where'smyturbo? Tri-State Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Seattle, WA/Langhorne, PA Member #5694 My Ride: '99.5 Jetta VR6 iTrader: (1)	i will completely agree with that. with my relationship, i don't know why i make things complicated. like my brain can't just let certain things be. it is certainly some kind of bug in our innerworkings. our programmer should fix this.

11-16-2007, 02:06 PM	#5029
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	hahaha

11-16-2007, 02:24 PM	#5036
CHAOS TST Ruined My Life! Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2120 My Ride: 1984 Cadillac Brougham iTrader: (1)	haha good sport as usual... i was hoping you didnt stab me for that.