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Sal · 07-21-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefro526

Sal,

Explain your signature to me.

It all starts out with a high school crush of a boy named Matty Mara aka Rickety Cricket. During high school he had such a crush on a girl that she told him she would kiss him if he ate some horse ****. So he did, and she ended up not kissing him because his breath smelled like ****. Flash forward about 10 years or so and these two meet again, except now Matty Mara is a priest. Long story short she tries to get him to bless a water stain that looks like the holy Mary, and he wont. This causes the girl to begin to think that she cant get him to do anything he wants for her anymore so she tells him shes loves him and to leave the priesthood for her so they can get married. So he does, and she rejects him, so he tea bags her brother. A few months later, this same girl needed to sell cocaine to pay back the mafia and runs into Rickety Cricket, who is now homeless. She eventually gets him to sell her drugs for her, and he ends up doing this so fast that she decides to have him sell another batch for some extra cash. He doesn't want to until she forces him to take some of the cocaine shes selling by rubbing it in gums. So later in the day she goes looking for Rickety Cricket and ends up finding him playing two trash cans as drums on some street corner. Apparently he sold the drugs as well as doing a good amount to himself, took the money from selling the drugs and bought some sweet ass kettle drums (aka trash cans) and began writing his own musical about the arc angel coming to earth to fight crime. And as he was finishing up the seventh act he stated "You guys, you gotta keep it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating". Then the girl and her friends blamed him to force himself on the mob bosses wife, so the mob took him and broke his legs.

Sal · 07-21-2010, 02:57 PM

Here they are rubbing coke onto his gums

And here he is saying the quote. haha.

thefro526 · 07-21-2010, 03:15 PM

Wtf.

Sal you're the man.

Sal · 07-21-2010, 03:22 PM

Its a pretty compelling story. He actually makes a few appearances after all of that happens. Since the mob broke his legs, the state of Pennsylvania supplies him with a pretty sweet exoskeleton, which he later dances his ass off in. And after that, onces his legs heal up, he gets hunted by the girl's friends once they decide to become human hunters.

Rickety cricket lives a pretty wild life.

///chrism3 · 07-21-2010, 03:25 PM

he reminds me of you sal

Sal · 07-21-2010, 03:26 PM

We do live pretty similar lifestyles.

///chrism3 · 07-21-2010, 03:33 PM

dont u got drums in ur room too? lol

Fujito · 07-21-2010, 03:40 PM

For Fro:

That's how the lines will look, or something like that.

Sal · 07-21-2010, 03:43 PM

hellz yeah... rockband tho, not sweet ass kettle drums

Sal · 07-21-2010, 03:50 PM

Fujito, you need one of these next...

Fujito · 07-21-2010, 03:51 PM

Maybe when I get another Honda

thefro526 · 07-21-2010, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fujito

For Fro:

That's how the lines will look, or something like that.

Looks sexy.

got_tint? · 07-21-2010, 04:05 PM

You know what bothers me? Are the colors of fittings in peoples engine bays, and aftermarket parts. I like everything to be uniform, not random red, blue and purple anodized fittings... anyone else feel that way, or is it just me??

///chrism3 · 07-21-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sal

Fujito, you need one of these next...

hes got the captain stance

Fujito · 07-21-2010, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by got_tint?

You know what bothers me? Are the colors of fittings in peoples engine bays, and aftermarket parts. I like everything to be uniform, not random red, blue and purple anodized fittings... anyone else feel that way, or is it just me??

Some people feel the same way and have a uniform color scheme, but that sometimes looks like crap. Too much red or blue or whatever.

I love engine bays with many colors because it's so uncoordinated it works, just like how some scenery is so ugly it's beautiful.

///chrism3 · 07-21-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fujito

its is so ugly it's beautiful.

stop quoting your parents

Sal · 07-21-2010, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///chrism3

stop quoting your parents

Hahaha

Fujito · 07-21-2010, 04:20 PM

Cepa's causing a ruckus on my Facebook

Sal · 07-21-2010, 04:27 PM

Whats Facebook?

sean3 · 07-21-2010, 04:28 PM

Multi color engine bays FTW!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sal

Whats Facebook?

Some gay website you need to make an account on...

07-21-2010, 02:57 PM	#4762
Sal Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2006 Member #1338 My Ride: Hott Civics iTrader: (0)	Here they are rubbing coke onto his gums And here he is saying the quote. haha. Last edited by Sal; 07-21-2010 at 03:11 PM.

07-21-2010, 03:25 PM	#4765
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07-21-2010, 03:33 PM	#4767
///chrism3 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: delran nj Member #5960 My Ride: 07 sti / 94 supra / 95 m3 iTrader: (0)	dont u got drums in ur room too? lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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