***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread***

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL

Epic omelette-making death.

Marcus: THE EGGS! THEY JUST DON'T TASTE RIGHT! MUST. FIND. SALT. N. PEPPA. BEFORE. ITS. TOO. LA-..

*keels over, dies*

Nick walks in. Yo. Dbag, I'm hungry. Get up.

*Nudges with toe*

Marcus.

*Kicks in rib cage*

MARCUS! MY OMELETTE. YOU'VE BURNT IT!

*Smacks with frying pan*

I'm sorry did you say something? I'm sorry..... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

*Continues bludgeoning with frying pan*

Oh.. oh. You're... not moving.

*Whistles, walks backward slowly*

yep pretty much, my cooking will kill anyone instantly

[PoorMan'sR]

Originally Posted by Oakes

hahaha, no I'm not, at least not intentionally. It sucked. I basically felt absolutely useless for that entire month. The first night I tried to go out I failed miserably, had an episode getting into Poorman'sR car and ate **** to the curb while the corner of his window went into my chin and hit the roof of my mouth

i've never laughed so hard in my life

[Oakes]

Originally Posted by phate1229

yep pretty much, my cooking will kill anyone instantly

I told you Cyanide wasn't a good ingredient

Originally Posted by PoorMan'sR

i've never laughed so hard in my life

I noticed.

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by Oakes

I told you Cyanide wasn't a good ingredient

no you just said you didn't want any on your breakfast but that I would like it asshole

[ASIAN JUL]

lol @ me having to drive one of the mechanic's work vans to the bank to do office errands since I still haz no vehicle... never drove a work van, not trying to do it again.

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL

lol @ me having to drive one of the mechanic's work vans to the bank to do office errands since I still haz no vehicle... never drove a work van, not trying to do it again.

big cars/trucks/vans SUCK

[DPancoast]

Lol I hate driving anything bigger than a car.

[ASIAN JUL]

I thought I was gonna flip the damn thing going around a turn at like 20 mph. I lol'd. It was really distracting cause all the tools and stuff in the back of the van were rattling around

[phate1229]

ahahaha ed officially has worse luck than me, he's been in the state 3 days got rear ended yesterday and took out his fender and a vans back bumper today when he came over a hill to stand still traffic

[ASIAN JUL]

How fast do you have to be going to do that? Lol.

[crazyduckme]

Originally Posted by Scapegoat

sorry for giving you my cold last week ;)

Jerky!! This sucks!
At least I'm catching up on my shows!!

Weeds Season 2!

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL

How fast do you have to be going to do that? Lol.

35 and I believe him because that car can't go up the hill any faster and you can't see anything until you come over the top

[RSX Type-Slow]

Originally Posted by DPancoast

Lol I hate driving anything bigger than a car.

I drove a truck like this at my old job 4 days a week for 3 months. 4speed manual, no ac, ran hot, terrile alignment/ steering wobble.

but if you swung the boom around and dumped the clutch, it'll do a wheelie.....

[ASIAN JUL]

Hmmmmm, lol. I saw a drunk dude on a bike almost get taken out one night when some guy came flying over a hill. It was dark and the d00d on the bike was wearing black.

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by RSX Type-Slow

but if you swung the boom around and dumped the clutch, it'll do a wheelie.....

and that's all that really matters in life

[RSX Type-Slow]

Originally Posted by phate1229

and that's all that really matters in life

ya it's wayy cool until all 24,000lbs come down after a sweet wheelie and it sounds like you just dropped the engine and broke the front axle. i swore i broke it when i 1st did one.... almost **** a brick

[DPancoast]

Haha vids or it didn't happen.

I can't even drive SUVs... I'm such a baby

[phate1229]

Originally Posted by DPancoast

Haha vids or it didn't happen.

I can't even drive SUVs... I'm such a baby

I went from driving my mr2 to my moms land cruiser once, I had to get out and make her drive I was so paranoid of hitting EVERYTHING in it

[Oakes]

I hate anything bigger than a car, I won't buy anything bigger than an S65 AMG

[RSX Type-Slow]

Originally Posted by DPancoast

Haha vids or it didn't happen.

my buddy has a vid on his old phone. i wish i could post it, but the truck has the company name on the side with a phone number and my face clearly smiling while busting a massive wheelie.

we used to beat the piss outa all the old ass work vans, trucks, etc.

and the same buddy as above once flipped a bobcat while doing a wheelie.