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Buster · 03-20-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Zillon

Holy crap, Captain, your avatar.

I laughed at the baloon knot also lol.

The Captain · 03-20-2009, 02:29 PM

hahah, glad you like. I figured it'd take a little while before people would get it.

D Money · 03-20-2009, 02:34 PM

haha george I can see you grabbin tons of chicks. Props.

Almost on my level.

Zillon · 03-20-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Captain

hahah, glad you like. I figured it'd take a little while before people would get it.

I worked with a guy once who used some creative terminology for human anatomy...

That was one of his more common ones.

Elliott18t · 03-20-2009, 02:40 PM

apparently im to dense to get it today

lol

**Got Insulin?** · 03-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Elliott18t

apparently im to dense to get it today

lol

It's a butthole.

Semprini · 03-20-2009, 04:37 PM

How are you gonna get new ass and not bring your A game?? You should always make sure they get two in before you pull it out and let it fly! I think that crazy chick may have ruined you for life.

DPancoast · 03-20-2009, 05:21 PM

haha thats amazing

EvlEgl · 03-20-2009, 05:26 PM

Yo New Box is DEF Hard to adjust to...I dunno how guys do it...Im in that Ish for like 5 Mins tops and Its game over...Like Buster said...Its a Disabilty...I need at least three times to get my Member acclimated to the new environment...****s Rough.

Semprini · 03-20-2009, 05:32 PM

Try jerking off like 4 or 5 times before you go meet said 'new box.' Lol, I usually dont have an issue with it. Yeah its more exciting. I guess its just a matter of finding a way to more or less distract yourself and control it. I used to be like that when I was 18-19.

Honduh · 03-20-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 3rdGenMr2Girl

hahahahahhaa!!! guys never last with me

I'd like to prove you wrong.

Whenever I hit a new piece of ass I try to distract myself as much as possible if im sober. But if I just smoked some 420 and it was good stuff, I'm good for a LONNNNNNG time.

But if I still have PME then its time to start biting the box to regain my stamina, just like in Mike Tyson Punch Out.........Then you can pump it again for a few minutes, then back to biting the box. If you find yourself in the situation where the girl doesn't like getting her roast beef licked, then its clear that she was touched by her daddy and its time to bail, so whip it out and blow it on her face and get the hell out of there.

jdmwill · 03-20-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Captain

hahah, glad you like. I figured it'd take a little while before people would get it.

i got it right away when i first saw it and all i kept on thinking was of george "zulu" takei when he was on howard stern. stern fan will get it.

3rdGenMr2Girl · 03-20-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Honduh

I'd like to prove you wrong.

Whenever I hit a new piece of ass I try to distract myself as much as possible if im sober. But if I just smoked some 420 and it was good stuff, I'm good for a LONNNNNNG time.

But if I still have PME then its time to start biting the box to regain my stamina, just like in Mike Tyson Punch Out.........Then you can pump it again for a few minutes, then back to biting the box. If you find yourself in the situation where the girl doesn't like getting her roast beef licked, then its clear that she was touched by her daddy and its time to bail, so whip it out and blow it on her face and get the hell out of there.

trust me, no matter how much you smoke or drink or whatever you wouldn't last with me lol.

Kevin · 03-20-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EvlEgl

Yo New Box is DEF Hard to adjust to...I dunno how guys do it...Im in that Ish for like 5 Mins tops and Its game over...Like Buster said...Its a Disabilty...I need at least three times to get my Member acclimated to the new environment...****s Rough.

New box isn't easy to last with. Especially if shes smoking hot and tight like a butthole

RisR32 · 03-21-2009, 09:38 AM

ha.... why didn't you ever tell me this story george!!!! Hilarious!!!!!

92sileighty · 03-21-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin

New box isn't easy to last with. Especially if shes smoking hot and tight like a butthole

lies! it's all in your head

DSMidiot · 03-21-2009, 11:00 AM

playd the **** outta your gf hahah

dragonfly2k3 · 03-21-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 3rdGenMr2Girl

trust me, no matter how much you smoke or drink or whatever you wouldn't last with me lol.

lies and more lies.

Kevin · 03-21-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 92sileighty

lies! it's all in your head

Well of course, where else would it be. Seriously though, new vag (unless your under the influence) is too good usually.

ASIAN JUL · 03-21-2009, 11:34 AM

I got with a dude once who literally put it in and went. How ****ing sad is that? There wasn't even any real foreplay. Pathettttic.

03-20-2009, 02:29 PM	#22
The Captain Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Philly - FBG$ Member #3369 My Ride: Prelude iTrader: (2)	hahah, glad you like. I figured it'd take a little while before people would get it. __________________ Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain. - "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)

03-20-2009, 02:40 PM	#25
Elliott18t Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Blue bell/Ambler ,PA Member #9456 My Ride: 03 GTI w/ F4h-T 250-260hp goal iTrader: (0)	apparently im to dense to get it today lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. TST's Dub Cult

03-20-2009, 05:26 PM	#29
EvlEgl Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2006 Member #1412 My Ride: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe iTrader: (0)	Yo New Box is DEF Hard to adjust to...I dunno how guys do it...Im in that Ish for like 5 Mins tops and Its game over...Like Buster said...Its a Disabilty...I need at least three times to get my Member acclimated to the new environment...****s Rough. __________________ 2010 Tsukuba Red Genesis Coupe 3.8 2008 Kawasaki ZX6R [FRSH]

03-21-2009, 09:38 AM	#35
RisR32 Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: KOP Member #1052 My Ride: 04 VW R32-sold, 06 Audi 2.0t - sold, 08 boxster - sold, 11 A4 Avant - sold, 12' Audi TT-RS iTrader: (0)	ha.... why didn't you ever tell me this story george!!!! Hilarious!!!!! __________________ "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever!" ~Judge Judy

03-21-2009, 11:00 AM	#37
DSMidiot Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Newtown Square Member #5695 My Ride: DSM iTrader: (0)	playd the **** outta your gf hahah __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

03-20-2009, 04:37 PM	#27
Semprini Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Emmaus, Pa Member #7116 My Ride: 1997 GST, 1990 Cherokee Laredo iTrader: (1)	How are you gonna get new ass and not bring your A game?? You should always make sure they get two in before you pull it out and let it fly! I think that crazy chick may have ruined you for life.

03-20-2009, 05:32 PM	#30
Semprini Tri-State Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Emmaus, Pa Member #7116 My Ride: 1997 GST, 1990 Cherokee Laredo iTrader: (1)	Try jerking off like 4 or 5 times before you go meet said 'new box.' Lol, I usually dont have an issue with it. Yeah its more exciting. I guess its just a matter of finding a way to more or less distract yourself and control it. I used to be like that when I was 18-19.

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