whats the oddest thing you've ever seen when opening your front door?

[Rush]

A tree that had split the front porch in half.

When I lived in Elkins Park (Jenkintown), a really bad storm rolled through. Blew over the tree that was in the front yard, and the damn thing fell right through the middle of the front porch. We were lucky that it only got the porch, and didn't come into the house itself!

[omgjacki]

There was once a guy sleeping on my steps.

[den9]

i remember my dickhead jewish neighbor was giving those jehovah witnesses a religious lecture when they knocked on his door, i doubt they would ever show up again at his house.

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by Fazeshift

I guess mine is pretty much the same situation, minus the fireworks and +1 rabbit...
Pic linky

I guess the lawn service spooked them into the apartment entryway where they tried to "hide." Stupid things were there for hours... the one hiding (poorly) in the corner we had to chase out later.

def different situations... i live on the 8th floor of an apartment building and this was a full grown pet rabbit

[Oakes]

a guy running down the street in his underwear getting chased by a kid in a go kart. no lie.

story was the guy came out to yell at the kid and he started driving after him so he ran. It was my next door neighbor and he only ran about a yard and a half, but i just happened to be walking out to go to work. Ended up standing there, confused as **** and getting an exhausted explanation from my neighbor and got in the car and left without saying a word.

[den9]

seeing a pet rabbit by ur door isnt that weird, now if u seen a jackelope, id ask you to see a doctor

[lownslow95]

I was leaving a friends house and for some odd reason, I looked to my right, don't ask why, but I saw a 2 year old girl buck ass naked out side. We were just standing there about to go to the bar and we were like um ok? WTF is a little girl standing outside randomly naked?

[Oakes]

im gonna let namdoogwerdna share his oddest open door moment, im pretty sure he's got you guys beat so far.

[den9]

Originally Posted by lownslow95

I was leaving a friends house and for some odd reason, I looked to my right, don't ask why, but I saw a 2 year old girl buck ass naked out side. We were just standing there about to go to the bar and we were like um ok? WTF is a little girl standing outside randomly naked?

what did u call up some pedo escort service

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by den9

what did u call up some pedo escort service

Nope. I was just like wtf is a little kid doing outside naked?

[namdoogwerdna]

Originally Posted by Nick'06

im gonna let namdoogwerdna share his oddest open door moment, im pretty sure he's got you guys beat so far.

I was hoping for the other guy's sake that none of my friends would bring this up, but I guess I will post up a shortened version here.

The weekend after St. Patty's day this year I had some friends up to school for a big party at a frat I am friends with. We all have fun, get wasted, and get back to my place safe and sound.

In the dorms last year, one of my neighbors (we'll call him "Mark") was a total jackass and followed us around like a shadow, so we were kinda wondering where he was but we didn't care enough to make an issue out of it.

Well around two in the morning after everyone had gone to bed, I was woken up by my other neighbor, Shayne, pounding on my door as hard and as quickly as he could. I staggered over, opened the door up, and he just points down the hall.

Ten feet away, was Mark.

Naked.

****ting in the trash can that was in the hallway.

We yelled something along the lines of "What the **** are you doing? The bathroom is right next to you!" And he managed to stutter out a "**** you" while he gave us the middle finger and continued his explosive ****ting.

Once he was finished, he passed out and this other kid that no one liked had to dispose of the trash before it stank up the hall. When the security guard saw him taking the trash out at 2:30am, she asked "what in the hell is that?" and the kid just said "feces." The security guard never worked our hall again, lol.


The funny thing is, not even a month later, I woke up around 6am to go to the bathroom and I found some random girl passed out in the hallway (no pics, was not hot anyway) and I just left her there. Well a few hours later when I was leaving for class I was told by the same kid that took the trash out before that he saw that girl get up, **** in the hallway, and then walk out. None of us have seen her since, we're guessing she wasn't a student here.


Cliffnotes: Human feces is the strangest thing I have seen outside of my front door.

[pearl]

was it on fire?

[Oakes]

i had to, you know it.

[namdoogwerdna]

Originally Posted by pearl

was it on fire?

the kid that shat was a redhead... so kinda

[[sr20]sean]

well i woke up to my doorbell ringing and i was the only one home so i walk to the door not thinking oh yea im just in my boxers. so im thinking the ups or fedex guy just dropped off some parts or some **** so i go to get it and i walk to the door open it and theres this lady with her pretty hot daughter standing there. then im thinking "who are these people?" then the mother asked "did we come at a bad moment" im like "nah i had to get up eventually" so the mother starts talking and im completely ignoring the mother cause im just looking at the girl who is looking at me smiling.(at this point still didnt notice that im only wearing boxers cause i walk around in just boxers during the day sometimes cause is comfortable) then i finally wake up more and figure out theyre jahovahs witnesses(sp?) so im like ugh how long is this **** gonna last im not gonna convert. i dont believe in god and when i do believe in stuff i hate being told how to believe in it. so im sitting there and the lady asks if my parents are home and im like nah so she continues talking to me. im thinking this whole time "bitch shut your mouth already idc what your saying the only reason im still standing here is the girls hot." she handed me a booklet and im like what is this and shes like it goes through the steps on how to convert to the religion and crap. then im like nah i dont believe in any of this stuff and she said oh and asked if i was sure...(idk why she was stupid enough to ask if i was sure). so she said oh ok well give one of these to your parents and i was like sure why not, couldnt hurt lol. so the mother starts to walk away and the daughter was still looking at me not really saying anything but walking away slowly. i couldnt help but to ask "yes.... is there any way i can help you?" then she said "nice boxers" then smiled and winked and at first i was confused and thinking huh? then i look down realize im only wearing boxers and im like oh umm thanks and i put on this embarrassed smile. then i went back inside

[[sr20]sean]

Originally Posted by poisonivory

detectives

you live with j.ralli?

[Oakes]

Originally Posted by dcr1d3r13

you live with j.ralli?

lolll

[Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by dcr1d3r13

well i woke up to my doorbell ringing and i was the only one home so i walk to the door not thinking oh yea im just in my boxers. so im thinking the ups or fedex guy just dropped off some parts or some **** so i go to get it and i walk to the door open it and theres this lady with her pretty hot daughter standing there. then im thinking "who are these people?" then the mother asked "did we come at a bad moment" im like "nah i had to get up eventually" so the mother starts talking and im completely ignoring the mother cause im just looking at the girl who is looking at me smiling.(at this point still didnt notice that im only wearing boxers cause i walk around in just boxers during the day sometimes cause is comfortable) then i finally wake up more and figure out theyre jahovahs witnesses(sp?) so im like ugh how long is this **** gonna last im not gonna convert. i dont believe in god and when i do believe in stuff i hate being told how to believe in it. so im sitting there and the lady asks if my parents are home and im like nah so she continues talking to me. im thinking this whole time "bitch shut your mouth already idc what your saying the only reason im still standing here is the girls hot." she handed me a booklet and im like what is this and shes like it goes through the steps on how to convert to the religion and crap. then im like nah i dont believe in any of this stuff and she said oh and asked if i was sure...(idk why she was stupid enough to ask if i was sure). so she said oh ok well give one of these to your parents and i was like sure why not, couldnt hurt lol. so the mother starts to walk away and the daughter was still looking at me not really saying anything but walking away slowly. i couldnt help but to ask "yes.... is there any way i can help you?" then she said "nice boxers" then smiled and winked and at first i was confused and thinking huh? then i look down realize im only wearing boxers and im like oh umm thanks and i put on this embarrassed smile. then i went back inside

shoulda asked for her number...

[OPZ]

^Agreed. what are you thinking you fool!

[den9]

ask for her number, return the favor to her mom by putting her in an awkward position