objects thrown out the window??

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by CHAOS

lmfao i remember seeing some **** like that when i was up in elmyra... dude was riding his bike down the main drag and someone just opened their door and owned him... i almost fell out of the car laughing.

ROFL!!! Us upstaters don't **** around!!! That's why driving a beater can pay off.

[bluengoldsti]

I almost forgot about this one. When I first moved to Galveston, TX, my girl and I were driving down this 4 lane road and I was looking at the scenary so I accidentally crossed the yellow line. Apparently the girl behind us thought I cut her off, so at the next light the passenger gets out of her car, comes up to the passenger side (my girl's side) and pours a Smirnoff Ice all over the window and windshield (Its legal for passengers to drink in a moving vehicle in TX). Now, if it was on my side, I would've just laughed it off, but it was my girl's side, so I had to do something. I followed them into the parking lot and before I could get out, my girl was at her door about to bust her a$$. (She was a Probation/Parole Officer in Norristown, so she knew how to take care of herself). I got there right before the first punch was thrown, but it was pretty damn funny. Sometimes I wish I had a video camera recording at all times.

[CleanNeon98]

some guy was next to me once and he tried to throw a condom at my car but it didnt make it out of his window haha

[bmatyeah]

i wonder what people want to throw at me. I can trip my reverse lights while driving. they go on before i hit the gear so i can tap the lights on and off while coasting in n, people get the hint a lot better then "break checking". ive thrown soda cans at signs.. nothing beats lightly tossing something out the window and letting the gravity take place and BAM the sound of a soda can exploding on a speed limit sign.

[twastheglow]

Years ago I was driving down the road in my friends parents minivan. I was one of the passengers in the back. There was a 2 liter of soda sitting next to me and for some reason I thought it would be hilarious to shake it up as best as I could and toss it out the sliding door. Well, I was right. It was hilarious!!! By straight dumb-luck, when I threw it out the door, it landed perfectly on it's cap. The cap broke and the pressure shot the bottle straight up in the air like a rocket and came back down into traffic behind us. The guy behind us was so surprised that he swerved and almost caused a huge accident. It ALMOST looked like that scene from The Good Son (where he throws that dummy off the bridge). It was one of the funniest things ever!!! My friend driving was pissed. Looking back on it, it could have turned out pretty bad.

[[sr20]sean]

Originally Posted by 3000gtvr4tt

haha i was sittin in my parked car and my ex gf broke up with me by throwin a cig at me does that count??

lol sure?

fireworks being thrown from cars
or taking those mortar load things that come with the cardboard tube and shooting them from the car

[coleycole]

Originally Posted by lawdogg

The finger, it's hilarious every time.

These are some funny ass stories, the above quote reminded me of 8th grade on the way home from the mall....

Obviously in 8th grade we couldnt drive but my buddy's parents were pretty loaded so they had their maid pick us up (she speaks very little english). As we were leaving the mall the light in front of us turned green and she didn't go. Respectively, the van behind us began honking its horn. My friend in all his wisdom did the "five finger count down" middle finger move. Next thing we know the van is right next to us, and five huge angry black guys are staring us down (4 skinny white boys and a maid who speaks little english). She pulls onto 202 screaming various spanish obsentities (that i continue to use to this day), as they continue to follow us. This went on for about 2 miles, when the van pulled up next to us this time sliding open the side door, everyone ducks as an object potrudes from the side of the van.... she quickly takes an exit and they continue driving down 202. To this day we are split on what that object was exactly....some of us say it was a gun while others think one of the guys was giving us the ultimate bird of all time. Either way I am sure they got a good laugh out of it.

[Soon2bG60]

Ive throwen sodas, change, Empty Air horns, tv remotes, alot of stuff,

[05suby]

my friend was driving my old civic back from west chester because i was tired and we were on rt3 and some jerkoff comes up with a ****ty pickup and passes us and then drives real slow. we try to pass him and he cuts in front of us and this happens another 4-5 times. well my car used to have a lot of gatorade bottles from me, some of them empty some of them half full. so we kept pelting his truck with bottles. when we passed him i threw one right thru his passenger window and hit him. he just turned around a left.

[twastheglow]

If someone is driving like a jerk like that in front of you and you really want to give someone a scare, pass them and throw out a dead body in front of their car. I bet they'll leave you alone...





...although I'm pretty sure the cops won't.

[coleycole]

Originally Posted by twastheglow

If someone is driving like a jerk like that in front of you and you really want to give someone a scare, pass them and throw out a dead body in front of their car. I bet they'll leave you alone...





...although I'm pretty sure the cops won't.

[Soon2bG60]

Ive shot bottle rockets at moving cars to, Doesnt work too well.

[[sr20]sean]

Originally Posted by twastheglow

If someone is driving like a jerk like that in front of you and you really want to give someone a scare, pass them and throw out a dead body in front of their car. I bet they'll leave you alone...





...although I'm pretty sure the cops won't.

what if its a living body when you throw it? who would be at fault there? you for throwing it or them for running it over and killing it?
SARGE!!!!! WE NEED YOURRRR HELPPPPPP!!!!

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by dcr1d3r13

what if its a living body when you throw it? who would be at fault there? you for throwing it or them for running it over and killing it?
SARGE!!!!! WE NEED YOURRRR HELPPPPPP!!!!

That is soooo funny for so many reasons!!! 1st, you said "it" three times. LMFAO!!!! "you for throwing it, or them for running it over and killing it?" 2nd, you asked for Sarge's help. ROTFFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to read his response.

[DPancoast]

back in highschool I used to launch mcdonalds bags and cups out the passenger window of my friends MR2.... Other than that, I've never had anything come at me out of someone elses car.

[den9]

my old friend threw a chocolate pudding pack out the rear sliding window of my truck straight up in the air, while driving over a blind hill, the car that was coming the other way got in right on the windshield

fireworks are always good, my friend threw a little firecracker 5 feet in front of some chinese people, they didnt see it and walked 1 foot in front of it, i felt bad but the one lady jumped like 10 feet in the air

5 min later my friend threw a firecracker at a black kid mowing the lawn, it went right under his mower, we got the finger for that one

throwing apples at road signs is fun

in highschool riding the bus we found bags of chips, we crumbled them all up and waved the bag out the window, all the cars were switching lanes

in middle school my friend threw a soda bottle at a crossing guard, next morning she stopped the bus and confronted us, and she tried blaming it on me

[codenamezephyr3]

Jello, like knox blocks jello, really holds its shape when it flies out the window on the highway, threw it at my buddies car, got the jello from an all you can eat chinese place, got onto the highway and for some reason had the strange urge to chuck it out the window at him, quite funny actually.

[codenamezephyr3]

Wait forgot one, a can of soda shaken up at a stop sign, a friend threw it out while i was driving, a few days later he got a big gulp, the biggest one you can get and threw that full at a school bus, it was parked but it left a nice big sticky spot on the side, we got it on tape if i find it i will post it on youtube and link it.

[Soon2bG60]

Empty glass alcohal bottles at road signs are fun too.

[twastheglow]

Originally Posted by Soon2bG60

Empty glass alcohal bottles at road signs are fun too.

How about full glass alcohol bottles with a lit rag hanging out?