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twastheglow · 06-04-2008, 11:53 AM

Terretto didn't do this, he's too controlled for that.

MPowerKai · 06-04-2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MPowerKai

I didn't know pizza places made motors.

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Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

I didnt know pizza places made engines

garrettej8 · 06-04-2008, 11:53 AM

This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.

MPowerKai · 06-04-2008, 11:55 AM

You know, this ain't no 10-second race.

garrettej8 · 06-04-2008, 11:56 AM

You drive like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman?

twastheglow · 06-04-2008, 11:57 AM

Terretto, he's a cop!

MPowerKai · 06-04-2008, 11:57 AM

My mother, she's blind in one eye and she can drift better than that.

MPowerKai · 06-04-2008, 11:58 AM

I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call, you come!

xEJ20x · 06-04-2008, 11:58 AM

I never narc'd on nobody.

twastheglow · 06-04-2008, 12:02 PM

This thread rocks! LOL!

MPowerKai · 06-04-2008, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by xEJ20x

I never narc'd on nobody.

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!!

redline · 06-04-2008, 12:05 PM

M favorite

What's your problem, *****? You didn't win!

omgjacki · 06-04-2008, 12:06 PM

Move your car.

I gotta find Jesse before they do!

CleanNeon98 · 06-04-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pearl

swat came into my house, disrespected my family

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPowerKai

swat came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? It was you!!!!!!

xEJ20x · 06-04-2008, 12:11 PM

Break her heart, I'll break your neck.

pearl · 06-04-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CleanNeon98

i was too lazy to quote to do the quoting, thanks.

OptiCon · 06-04-2008, 12:15 PM

"The End"

lagos · 06-04-2008, 12:16 PM

You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.

poisonivory · 06-04-2008, 12:17 PM

you can't just hop in the ring with ali because you think you can box.

igo4bmx · 06-04-2008, 12:17 PM

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE

06-04-2008, 11:53 AM	#23
garrettej8 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: PA Member #1793 My Ride: 2008 Black Mica Mazdaspeed3 iTrader: (3)	This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good. __________________ 2008 MAZDASPEED 3 - COBB SRI, CS INSERTS /// 14.2@104 FWD FTL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2000 VSM CIVIC COUPE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. stolen To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. CANON

06-04-2008, 11:56 AM	#25
garrettej8 Tri-State Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: PA Member #1793 My Ride: 2008 Black Mica Mazdaspeed3 iTrader: (3)	You drive like you've done this before. What are you, a wheelman? __________________ 2008 MAZDASPEED 3 - COBB SRI, CS INSERTS /// 14.2@104 FWD FTL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. 2000 VSM CIVIC COUPE To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. stolen To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. CANON

06-04-2008, 11:58 AM	#29
xEJ20x Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #72 My Ride: 13 STI iTrader: (3)	I never narc'd on nobody. __________________ Nothing to see here.

06-04-2008, 12:05 PM	#32
redline Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kaiserslautern, Germany Member #784 iTrader: (1)	M favorite What's your problem, *****? You didn't win! __________________ 2006 Evo 9 Special Edition

06-04-2008, 12:06 PM	#33
omgjacki Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbertsville, PA Member #5869 My Ride: 2018 CX-5 GT Premium, 2018 Honda Grom iTrader: (4)	Move your car. I gotta find Jesse before they do! __________________ Ryan M. Sherwood September 9, 1985 - October 7, 2009

06-04-2008, 12:11 PM	#35
xEJ20x Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South Jersey Member #72 My Ride: 13 STI iTrader: (3)	Break her heart, I'll break your neck. __________________ Nothing to see here.

06-04-2008, 12:15 PM	#37
OptiCon Tri-State Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South East PA Member #768 iTrader: (0)	"The End" __________________ 1985 Omni GLHT 2003 Chrysler 300M Special

06-04-2008, 12:16 PM	#38
lagos Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Philadelphia, PA Member #989 My Ride: Toyota Celica GT-Two iTrader: (0)	You could push this across the finish line, or tow it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. The accelerator on my toyota has always been stuck to the floor.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-04-2008, 12:17 PM	#39
poisonivory Tri-State Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Philly Member #5979 My Ride: 2010 Lancer GTS iTrader: (0)	you can't just hop in the ring with ali because you think you can box. __________________ -Mario To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

06-04-2008, 12:17 PM	#40
igo4bmx Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Under the bar... Member #592 My Ride: 2009 Audi A3 Quattro, 2008 BMW X5, 2003 WW Evo8, 2000 Turbo SOHC Civic iTrader: (1)	AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT, CODEY!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE __________________ BOOST doesn't get you laid. Roofies and some creativity does however Tuned by some white dude @ a shopwithbigtrucks.com "You get what you pay for" - thanks captain obvious, unless you bought rotas and received volks.

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