Some sick..sick jokes *NWS* gross warning*

[xEJ20x]

Originally Posted by OnTheWingsOfCrossfire

Since we're already on this level...
Southpark Joke (~3.5MB)

Heard it already.

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by FeeJ

Ive got the most nasty joke ever that will land me in the troll cage, so im kind of hesitant to share it, I got it from my brother who got it from a co-worker that was formerly incarcerated. so if youre easily offended dont read it

How do you make a 6 ear old girl cry twice?
-You wipe your bloody *self* on their teddy bear

*edited for filter and context

Got one that is similar...

What do you do after you are done eating a vegtable?
- Put the diaper back on and put her back in the wheel chair.

[On Sale]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Got one that is similar...

What do you do after you are done eating a vegtable?
- Put the diaper back on and put her back in the wheel chair.

you and your vegtables? im suprised you havnt thrown any "salad" jokes out, haha... So sandra , whats ur favorite veg? A cucumber? lol, just curious?

[WhiteXFire]

Did you guys hear about the three holes in the ground??


















Well well well....

[On Sale]

^^^i dont get it

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by On Sale

you and your vegtables? im suprised you havnt thrown any "salad" jokes out, haha... So sandra , whats ur favorite veg? A cucumber? lol, just curious?

I was asked this last night at Absolute. My answer was carrots, really curvy ones.

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Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

I was asked this last night at Absolute. My answer was carrots, really curvy ones.

O, you like curvy carrots? You should talk to ... nm

[WhiteXFire]

How about the one about the sidewalk???
















Oh come on, it's all over town!!

[andru1313]

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegtable.......



The Wheelchair

[mostasteless]

Whats the difference between a nwoman and a coffin.

you cum in one and go in the other


what does a wife and a tornado have in common?

they both start out calm and leave with everything you own.

[BlackBulletTSi]

wow yall sick, but I love it I guess I'll add this joke I got from a dude at my work whos nick name is big dirty. At the christmas party last year we asked him me and silverbullet that is like why and he goes I'll tell you a joke and you'll see why so this is what he says:

Theres this girl right shes 8 years old and walks up to her mom goes mom mom whats a penis and her moms just like oh dear you won't know about those for about 5-10 years she says ok walks away but you know shes 8 shes gotta know so whats she do goes up to her dad shes says daddy daddy whats a penis he looks at her and says you'll know in about 5 or 10 mins when your mother leaves for work.

I just looked at dude and was just in shock like wow you gotta be kiddin you did not just say that but granted yes he did I still can't get over that joke. I'm going to hell haha

[xEJ20x]

Originally Posted by BlueBulletRL

Theres this girl right shes 8 years old and walks up to her mom goes mom mom whats a penis and her moms just like oh dear you won't know about those for about 5-10 years she says ok walks away but you know shes 8 shes gotta know so whats she do goes up to her dad shes says daddy daddy whats a penis he looks at her and says you'll know in about 5 or 10 mins when your mother leaves for work.

Whats funny is that is one hell of a run-on sentence.

[BlackBulletTSi]

yes I love em

[mostasteless]

Not sick, but good for a chuckel:

Rumsfeldt is briefing the president on the latest events in iraq when he mentions that three brazillian soldiers died in renewed fighting in the north of the country.
the president exclaims a loud anguished, "NO!" and buries his head in his hands.
his staff look shocked at this turn of grief.
then the president looks around and asks ," how many is a brazillian?"

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Originally Posted by mostasteless

Not sick, but good for a chuckel:

Rumsfeldt is briefing the president on the latest events in iraq when he mentions that three brazillian soldiers died in renewed fighting in the north of the country.
the president exclaims a loud anguished, "NO!" and buries his head in his hands.
his staff look shocked at this turn of grief.
then the president looks around and asks ," how many is a brazillian?"

HHAHAHAHA that is so fricken funny, i can see bush doing that, hahaha.

[Crzyguy972]

i got one. so im at psu and this kid from germany walkes up to me and was like i have a joke for u ( in his german accent) he says i was banging this girl from behind and she turns around and says this is a pecular position and he said pecular thats a big word for an eight year old

[xEJ20x]

Originally Posted by Crzyguy972

i got one. so im at psu and this kid from germany walkes up to me and was like i have a joke for u ( in his german accent) he says i was banging this girl from behind and she turns around and says this is a pecular position and he said pecular thats a big word for an eight year old

I heard one just like it but...it went like this.

So I'm bangin this girl from behind, when I decide to slip it in her ass.
She was a little shocked turned around and said, "Thats a little presumptuous of you". And I said, "Presumptuous is a pretty big word for a 10 year old".