Modding your yard sucks!!!!! story modified to be intopic with the forums

[Roadkilled75]

I lowered the grass at the new place today, and emptied three cans of hornet killer into the garage and outbuildings. Ain't no car analogy for that

[99SL2_Modder]

When I was younger, and my parents would give me 20 bucks to cut the lawn, I would run to the neighbors house and grab their kid and be like, "Mow my lawn for 5 bucks?".

He did it.

[JET02WRX]

My yard is in serious need of modding / overhauling. My mailbox shaft is broken. Has alot of play where it meets the earth. I'd like to get it coated and a solid concrete mount kit for it.

The walkway is completely trashed and needs a complete teardown and strip. Would like to do upgraded pavers with a flower bulb kit for accents. My back yard needs a complete dirt recoating as a result of years of rain damage.

I can has landsaping services? Oh wait...that requires money.

[upperguy]

Originally Posted by ray@turbotek

all in all i hate yard work, and if their is anyone on this forum that enjoys doing this or does it for a living lmk because ill never do this crap again.

Craigslist Mexicans FTW it cost my buddy like $120 to get the foundation cleared and dugout for his deck and they did it in half their estimated time.