The Official Grammar Thread. Read before you type

[lownslow95]

Originally Posted by Kiel

And what's the deal with airline food?

What about it?

[Uberu]

First off mr. english champ. its basic grammar for the retards on this forum not an in depth english class i'm not a ****ing english teacher. Its annoying watching people say, "you're car is the sickest thing ever". Also, you don't have to be a dick about "I"m" it was a typo you douche lick.

[05suby]

no one cares.

[~Brian~]

im gon go eat me some pecon pie then takes me a huge dumps!

[lownslow95]

Worse case of grammer I have yet come upon:

GUH BOO...........YO AZZ CUUM ON A BLACK WEBPAGE TALKIN BOUT YEW CANT UNDERSTAND WUT WE B(K) TYPIN............NOBODY DIDNT ASK YO LOW CLASS WHITE AZZ TEW READ WUT WE B(K) WRITIN DAT WUZ YO CHOICE........JUS CUZ YEW WHITE DAT DONT GIBB YEW NO REASON TEW B(K) UGLY EITHER YET YEW STILL R.........I TALK, WRITE, TYPE, N WUT EBBA ELSE HOW IN DA FUCC I WANNA CUZ DIS MII HAND N MII MOUF..............IF YEW DONT LIKE THAT GIIT YO WHITE, NAPPY HEADED, AZZ OFF SOULJABOYTELLEM.COM CUZ THIS AINT THA PLACE FA YEW.........N I KNOE I SPEAK FO ERRBODY ME MOTHA FUCCIN BODY ON THIS WEBSITE............JUMP IN MII NECK UBB DA WOODS TALKIN SHYT LIKE DAT...........GUARANTEE YEW ME DAT YO AZZ JUMP BACK OUT LIMPIN ON ONE LEG..........IM AM PROUD UBB MII SKIN COLOR N IM PROUD UBB DA WAY I TALK TYPE N WRITE N IM ME N FUCC DA DUMB SHYT NOBODY AINT GONE CHANGE IT............I BET YEW WISH YO PALE-WHITE AZZ WUZ BLACC, THEN YEW WILL HAVE A LIL BIT UBB COLOR................

Link to where I found it:http://www.njtuners.com/showthread.php?t=6038

[CHAOS]

wut ebba lmfao

[~Brian~]

and you know it was probaby some pasty white dude that posted that too..

[CHAOS]

it was me. :paranoid:

[Kiel]

Originally Posted by 96integraLS

Worse case of grammer I have yet come upon:

GUH BOO...........YO AZZ CUUM ON A BLACK WEBPAGE TALKIN BOUT YEW CANT UNDERSTAND WUT WE B(K) TYPIN............NOBODY DIDNT ASK YO LOW CLASS WHITE AZZ TEW READ WUT WE B(K) WRITIN DAT WUZ YO CHOICE........JUS CUZ YEW WHITE DAT DONT GIBB YEW NO REASON TEW B(K) UGLY EITHER YET YEW STILL R.........I TALK, WRITE, TYPE, N WUT EBBA ELSE HOW IN DA FUCC I WANNA CUZ DIS MII HAND N MII MOUF..............IF YEW DONT LIKE THAT GIIT YO WHITE, NAPPY HEADED, AZZ OFF SOULJABOYTELLEM.COM CUZ THIS AINT THA PLACE FA YEW.........N I KNOE I SPEAK FO ERRBODY ME MOTHA FUCCIN BODY ON THIS WEBSITE............JUMP IN MII NECK UBB DA WOODS TALKIN SHYT LIKE DAT...........GUARANTEE YEW ME DAT YO AZZ JUMP BACK OUT LIMPIN ON ONE LEG..........IM AM PROUD UBB MII SKIN COLOR N IM PROUD UBB DA WAY I TALK TYPE N WRITE N IM ME N FUCC DA DUMB SHYT NOBODY AINT GONE CHANGE IT............I BET YEW WISH YO PALE-WHITE AZZ WUZ BLACC, THEN YEW WILL HAVE A LIL BIT UBB COLOR................

Link to where I found it:http://www.njtuners.com/showthread.php?t=6038

If someone finds me this guy's address, I will personally pummel him into a bloody pulp for the sake of the English language.

[james_ls]

Originally Posted by 96integraLS

Worse case of grammer I have yet come upon:

GUH BOO...........YO AZZ CUUM ON A BLACK WEBPAGE TALKIN BOUT YEW CANT UNDERSTAND WUT WE B(K) TYPIN............NOBODY DIDNT ASK YO LOW CLASS WHITE AZZ TEW READ WUT WE B(K) WRITIN DAT WUZ YO CHOICE........JUS CUZ YEW WHITE DAT DONT GIBB YEW NO REASON TEW B(K) UGLY EITHER YET YEW STILL R.........I TALK, WRITE, TYPE, N WUT EBBA ELSE HOW IN DA FUCC I WANNA CUZ DIS MII HAND N MII MOUF..............IF YEW DONT LIKE THAT GIIT YO WHITE, NAPPY HEADED, AZZ OFF SOULJABOYTELLEM.COM CUZ THIS AINT THA PLACE FA YEW.........N I KNOE I SPEAK FO ERRBODY ME MOTHA FUCCIN BODY ON THIS WEBSITE............JUMP IN MII NECK UBB DA WOODS TALKIN SHYT LIKE DAT...........GUARANTEE YEW ME DAT YO AZZ JUMP BACK OUT LIMPIN ON ONE LEG..........IM AM PROUD UBB MII SKIN COLOR N IM PROUD UBB DA WAY I TALK TYPE N WRITE N IM ME N FUCC DA DUMB SHYT NOBODY AINT GONE CHANGE IT............I BET YEW WISH YO PALE-WHITE AZZ WUZ BLACC, THEN YEW WILL HAVE A LIL BIT UBB COLOR................

Link to where I found it:http://www.njtuners.com/showthread.php?t=6038

Maybe he's deaf and rights EXACTLY how he talks?