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CleanNeon98 · 08-02-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

not if they saw that video you posted on youtube

BWAHAHAHHAAH

CHAOS · 08-02-2007, 02:20 PM

but borken... i mean dr borken.... what will get soccerstud laid?

06evors · 08-02-2007, 02:21 PM

Why does Jackie Treehorn treat objects like women?

markley02 · 08-02-2007, 02:21 PM

Is there any car that makes you feel more like a pedofile than an evo?

Intercooled T · 08-02-2007, 02:21 PM

Dr. Phil, why do Off-Topic posts not count towards our total post count?

DropTopChevy · 08-02-2007, 02:24 PM

What is the difference between a rat and a mouse, does a mouse change from a rat to a mouse when it comes in the house? How can you wake up dead if your not alive anymore? What is the length of a cat nap? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop (and i mean the center)?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CHAOS

but borken... i mean dr borken.... what will get soccerstud laid?

an ugly british bitch that thinks soccer is actually a sport

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 06evors

Why does Jackie Treehorn treat objects like women?

if women werent supposed to be treated like objects they wouldnt have dodge balls and tacos to play with

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by markley02

Is there any car that makes you feel more like a pedofile than an evo?

i get this question a lot. take the ice cream pictures off the side of the evo and you'll be fine.

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Intercooled T

Dr. Phil, why do Off-Topic posts not count towards our total post count?

well back when virgin mobile came out with penny texting troll had this great idea for "penny posting", however the idea never made it and in frustration troll took away posts in off topic which is deemed "funny and or actually worth reading" which goes against the sites main principals.

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DropTopChevy

What is the difference between a rat and a mouse, does a mouse change from a rat to a mouse when it comes in the house?

rats have bigger penises and depends how drunk the wife is

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Originally Posted by DropTopChevy

How can you wake up dead if your not alive anymore?

some say if your sex life is dead, whats the point of living. i agree.

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Originally Posted by DropTopChevy

What is the length of a cat nap?

till the cat wakes up

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Originally Posted by DropTopChevy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop (and i mean the center)?

267

Vertabreaker · 08-02-2007, 02:45 PM

Dr. Phil why do drive through ATMs have braille on them?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vertabreaker

Dr. Phil why do drive through ATMs have braille on them?

its actually not braille, its chinese bumps. chinese people have a very hard time seeing things on shiny buttons because they are already squinting, so everything gets extra shiny and hard to read. so they just rub their fingers over the bumps to figure out wtf they are pressing

tjf · 08-02-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

well back when virgin mobile came out with penny texting troll had this great idea for "penny posting", however the idea never made it and in frustration troll took away posts in off topic which is deemed "funny and or actually worth reading" which goes against the sites main principals.

BAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH, this site in a nutshell

tjf · 08-02-2007, 03:23 PM

dr phil what exactly is the secret of the ooze?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tjf

dr phil what exactly is the secret of the ooze?

its actually ecto cooler

before mountain dew bought it out

markley02 · 08-02-2007, 03:33 PM

Why is it illegal to have sex with someone under the age of 18?

Broken5hift · 08-02-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by markley02

Why is it illegal to have sex with someone under the age of 18?

its illegal to do what? are you serious?

jspek · 08-02-2007, 03:39 PM

dr. phil am i wrong for wanting sex with this girl who is underage?

markley02 · 08-02-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Broken5hift

its illegal to do what? are you serious?

sadly it is

08-02-2007, 02:21 PM	#24
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08-02-2007, 02:21 PM	#25
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08-02-2007, 02:24 PM	#26
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08-02-2007, 02:45 PM	#32
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08-02-2007, 03:33 PM	#37
markley02 Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mommy and Daddy’s House Member #390 My Ride: 05 Honda Odessey iTrader: (0)	Why is it illegal to have sex with someone under the age of 18? __________________ Pwned Dumb ass for not changing my password. I lied about everything. All of it. I owned some great cars because my ex wife dedicated her life to me. I treated her like total sh, because my dk was more important in a back door than she was! She divorced me, and I deserved it! I am into drugs and Motorcycles, guns and especially my bff Brandon To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. and girls that look just like my mother Pronouns: they, them. hyper-sexual narcissist. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

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