The "wipeout" thread

[TGilb2007]

Ive got a few of these that I can add.....

One: Was riding my mountain bike around, and me and some friends decided to head down towards some pits and such to ride. I started near the top of the hill, and decided to FLY down the hill as fast as I can go. Got down to a small bump, just wide enough to catch the tire....and BOOM!!!! Went flying across the air and landed HARD on the ground, scratching myself all over. No Hospital Trip this time

Two: Was on the rollblades this time, and was skating around heading home, and when I was almost home, a tree branch fell from a tree nearby, and there was NO way I could of gotten around it. Mistimed trying to jump over the branch, and landed on it instead. Result in that was 2 cracked ribs, and 2 more brusied. Scratches also up and down.

[Chris(NJ)]

Originally Posted by twistedlanes

HAHAHAA!. I mean damn man were you okay. you can see okay right?

ha.. yea, i can still see. Took some recovery time like anything else, but surprisingly, no real bad side effects.

[twistedlanes]

I fell down my steps not too long ago because I slipped on a cd case my little brother left on them. My pinky toe hurt for weeks cuz I banged it on the wall coming down and I think I broke it.

[ThePrimerSuspect]

i fell running up the steps when i was in high school, didnt really get hurt but i skinned the bottom of my wrist on the metal strip at the top of the steps and ended up in counseling in school for the next six months because everyone thought i tried to kill myself.
then after i was done with counseling i was trying to fix my exhaust after it fell off, so im laying under the car, its pouring rain in like january, and i was trying to hammer the flange that was stuck. so trying to get some leverage i get behind it, and miss with the hammer and hit myself square in the center of my forehead, and knocked myself out. senior year sucked.

[naDintheHat]

So i am racing home on my bike, about 10-11, and my bike was trashed exposed ends on the handle bars and what not. Some old woman steps off of her front porch in front of me and I turn to go around her and go directly into the side of some steps, flip over the handle bars ending up with the one end directly in my stomach.. blood and a cool ass circle scar on my stomach and that old bitch didnt even stop to help me.

[twistedlanes]

I got one, it wasn't me though. My little brother was in about fifth grade and at this catholic school we went to they have these big Iron fences. So I'm on my way home from school and he should be behind me, but he isn't he's playing around. All of a sudden I hear a thump and him crying so I run back to see him laying on the ground with blood running down his face. Him and his friends were chasing after each other and the friend in front of him decides to slam one of these big a$$ iron gates and it hit him square in his forehead and he had to get stitches right above his eyebrow.

Next time we were at a wrestling tournament, and dumba$$ is running around again the thing about a lot of these tournaments is that they are held at highschools on the weekends so they're empty. Once again he's running around with his friends but this time in a dark high school. I wasn't there to see it but from what I hear he was chasing a friend and he didn't see one of those gates that section off one side of the school from another in the hallway and he hit that sh** . He broke a tooth and busted his lips and again got stitches.

[dickerdieter]

wow ur bro really like running into ****.

i got one from today haha
i was doin some wheelies on my bike on the way back from class and when i went up i went a little too far and over corrected and flipped over my bike and my shin hit the drive sprocket so hard that it actually bent it, so yea i think i mite need to see a doctor cause this **** is pretty deep

[twistedlanes]

^^ OOOh I hate shin hits. I was training for football as usual dring summer and was lifting and what not not, well during my plyometrics, basically a bunch of different jumping and other football sh** I went to do the jumpbox training. I was doing fine with the first three levels of the jumpbox but I didn't realize how tired I was. When I went to do a fourth level my left leg made it up but my right shin hit the box and I fell on the floor. I still have a gap and little pieces of bone that I can feel out of place in the front of my shin.

[CleanNeon98]

i was skateboarding, hit a crack in the cement, flew forward, rolled, and as i was rolling i managed to get back up...i ended up running into one of those parking poles balls first. kinda confusing...i rolled once, jumped up, but since i was still moving i ended up running and well...that was that

[martang]

One winter a couple years ago me and two friends would skate in my basement. We had this little kicker ramp that was only like 6 inches tall, and I kept trying to ollie over 5 decks. My back truck caught the top of the last board and my board stood straight up and when I came down the board went right into my ass. It hurt so bad I just laid there for a good 30 minutes, and once I finally got up I couldn't sit for the rest of the night.

[twistedlanes]

Originally Posted by martang

One winter a couple years ago me and two friends would skate in my basement. We had this little kicker ramp that was only like 6 inches tall, and I kept trying to ollie over 5 decks. My back truck caught the top of the last board and my board stood straight up and when I came down the board went right into my ass. It hurt so bad I just laid there for a good 30 minutes, and once I finally got up I couldn't sit for the rest of the night.

Hahahaa you got butt raped by a skateboard!