Whats the dumbest thing you ever been caught ding at work???

[Turbo s60R]

hahahahaha

[PotenzaSub]

I've never done anything bad at work. I never even take breaks. But, all I have to do is talk to customers.

[Mikie13]

I fall asleep pretty much everyday at work...with coworkers next to me...no biggie though.


Lets see...my GF used to work in my work, and I had one of the only keys to this room where I was doing a project, on a vacant floor in my building. Well...she wore a skirt to work one day, and no underwear. I threw her up on a table when she descretely came down to the 4th floor and went to town...about a half hour later, I heard a few people down on that floor, but they couldn't get into the room...so it wasn't like getting caught, but it sure was awesome sex...


Then like 4 years later or so...leaving that building and moving to a new one, me and my friend were assigned to go back and clear out a lot of old rooms with technology equipment and anything. We simply raised hell. Breaking everything we could. Throwing screwdrivers and CDs and anything you could think of to try and stick em in the wall. We found a box of industrial rubber bands...We linked a crapload of them together, and then used phone wire (that is used to link circuits in the telephony closets) and reinforeced the giant rubber band. We tethered it to a doorknob on one side of a room, then to the doorknob on the other side, making a giant slingshot. We then proceded to make bushwackers out of manilla folders and paper and we were launching them at targets. We found a giant white marker board, and set it up about 60 ft down the hall from our giant slingshot. We made a bushwacker about the size of a CD case, but thick and solid. We pulled the slingshot back as far as we could...and shot it right through the white board Then we went to do it again, but misaimed and put a crack in the wall next to the board. At that point, we were done goofing off for a two hours straight and went back to work...

The next week, a VP came back to me and asked "what was the hole in the wall from?" I said I didn't know and it was probably done by the moving company before we fully left

[Turbo s60R]

glory hole???????
hahahahha

[CobaltGrl]

climbed up on the roof of a pizzeria I worked at with a bucket of ice and water, waited for the delivery driver to come back from his delivery so i could dump it on him when he got to the door but it was dark and instead I dumped it on a cop. I found it extremely funny, the cop did not.

[Mikie13]

Originally Posted by Turbo s60R

glory hole???????
hahahahha

[99SL2_Modder]

Nothing too serious...

I was caught playing with the work trucks, doing donuts in the green truck, and a 4 wheel burnout in the red one.

Another job caught me surfing TST and playing games during downtimes.

Current job busted me for doing 85 for 10 minutes straight in the work truck. He was NOT happy about that. Man, that truck was FLYING! (rollback)

Another one caught me ricing out cars...no wait. That was my job. I got paid for that...sorry.

[LiquidFire]

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

Another one caught me ricing out cars...no wait. That was my job. I got paid for that...sorry.

[Turbo s60R]

well a couple of min. ago i was out doing a burnout in a scion xa but i didnt get caught

lately my day consists of sitting on tristate and breaking cars

[DropTopChevy]

Originally Posted by 99SL2_Modder

Current job busted me for doing 85 for 10 minutes straight in the work truck. He was NOT happy about that. Man, that truck was FLYING! (rollback)

Does the radio turn off and a loud beep start?

[zerioustt]

we always put coworkers jackets in the paper machine so they have to pay 60cent to get it out. i cant think of anything right now but theres def more...

[Buster]

I got caught doing a burnout in a golf cart at work. And then a week later got caught making it do wheelies down the hill.

[sleeperstyle]

sleeping once or twice at old jobs...

was a delivery driver for an auto parts place (used parts). got caught speeding, cutting people off, drag racing the truck (02 chevy silverado), driving recklessly all of the time by my boss. people would just call the # on the side of the pickup i drove and complain about my driving to him.

some lady told him i brake checked her and her 10 year old kid smashed his head against the windshield. i told my boss he should've been wearing a seatbelt. what do you expect when you drive ALL day every day and mostly in philly/surrounding area.

dunno, of all the bad things that i did at jobs i rarely got caught. i'd be in jail if i did in a few instances. i was young and dumb..

[igo4bmx]

- i had a hole at the elbow of my button shirt so i cut both sleeves off and made it a short sleeve button shirt for the day.
- i stood at my office doorway pretending to take photos like a photographer, after cleaning up my desk for a good 30 mins
- I did the robot dance in the middle of the hallway- i forget why
- I did a forward roll on the ground in the middle of the hallway after fixing something major
- caught lying on the middle of the floor lying to the left farting during an off hours work thing (in the hallway)
someone found me lying under my desk when i hurt my back.

[TGilb2007]

Job Now - Surfing the web mostly...nothin too insane, maybe burnouts in the parking lots....

EB Games - Worst was just yelling all over the local mall saying "We Sell Games"....

MBNA - Nothing, couldnt get away with anything

Honda Dealer - OHHH MAN.....street racing company cars, customer cars....Had an Oddessy Van doing burnouts around corners....taking RX-7s and S2000s all over the place...oh the good times...(note: was not caught by management, just other techs, they didnt care at all)

Haagan Dazs - Got caught making cup towers and playing hackey sack, other then that, nothing really.

[twistedlanes]

I used to work at modell's in the footwear department. mann it was boring we used to have rubberband wars in the stockroom, baseball games with the new shipments of shoes, I got caught getting head by a coworker, he didn't care cuz the girl probly did him off too. my friend was supposed to get me a job at pep boys but when I went to fill out an application I took my friends car and did a burnout in front of the bays where his boss was standing. (Oh yeah I couldn't drive stick.)

[99SL2_Modder]

Originally Posted by DropTopChevy

Does the radio turn off and a loud beep start?

Actually, no.

It seems like they didn't do anything normal to these ones. It just lets you go and I think it has a soft limit. Everything was working normal...except our boss had a GPS system installed on it, so he can see when the truck is on, in accessory, where it is, and speed. Just didn't know I was goin that fast. I was wondering how I was passing people...

[Turbo s60R]

Originally Posted by zerioustt

we always put coworkers jackets in the paper machine so they have to pay 60cent to get it out. i cant think of anything right now but theres def more...

hehehhe i like that!!!!!!!

[Spocknasty]

Getting caught by one of the head managers at Reedman's drifting around on a golfcart with Buster.

Taking out a truck mirror with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Making a santa claus beard out of mashed potatos at boston market.

Making a 4 foot pizza at dough boys right as the managers came in.

Caught hooking up with a bus girl in the walk in at inn flight.

[gpzjack]

I didn't get caught but i banged my wife on my bosses desk and left a few "drops" on his blotter!