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[Turbo s60R]

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

Youre driving a Taurus, you're going to need all the luck in the world. ;)

hey thts my rental car hahahhaha im a 20 year old kid driving a 40k car tht i bought with my own money unlike half the ppl on tristate (not calling anyone out)

[ozthunder]

lol..I'd find it hard to believe that Bentley would allow someone to even think of driving a Taurus.

40K for a Volvo? Holy christ.

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

lol..I'd find it hard to believe that Bentley would allow someone to even think of driving a Taurus.

**** the Bentley....recent pictures of what they call a TOTALED Maybach...They offered a C class mercedes as a rental. Luckily, the guy had about 30 other cars to pick from (friends godfathers car)

[Turbo s60R]

hahahhaha its actually an 07' taurus last year of production!!!! this is much bigger in style and speed than a bently god.........i even picked the color out myself (considering i work at the dealership tht i rented the car from) hahahahhahaha

[Turbo s60R]

awww god i forgot to anounce this i went to pick a SL500 at the mercedec dealership on 202 and they have a maybach in the atuo drop off i took a pic with my cell phone
they wouldnt let me get within 20ft of it (car si amazing)

[ozthunder]

Don't they have an SLR in the showroom?

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by Turbo s60R

awww god i forgot to anounce this i went to pick a SL500 at the mercedec dealership on 202 and they have a maybach in the atuo drop off i took a pic with my cell phone
they wouldnt let me get within 20ft of it (car si amazing)

Where do you work? I have a couple of friends that work at R&S in Fort Washington.

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

Don't they have an SLR in the showroom?

R&S in Fort Washington does in their brand spanking new showroom.

[Turbo s60R]

i work at springfield ford but our body shop does the work for alot of the local dealerships so0o since im the lowest man on the totem pole i get sent out to pick up and drop cars off alot which realy isnt tht bas considering all the scares i get to drive

[ozthunder]

ITSTOCK- im talking about the one on 202. I could have SWORN I saw one driving by a few times.

[Turbo s60R]

god can u imagine getting rear ended by a maybach thts like hitting the lottery..... i would jsut roll outta the car and tell them tht my whole body hurts

[Turbo s60R]

its there as of yesturday trust me...... im was having an orgasm while tryin to found where they put there job apps. hahahhahahhahha

[ozthunder]

lol..I wonder what they'd want for a test drive..probably a kidney and a flat in Olde City..

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

ITSTOCK- im talking about the one on 202. I could have SWORN I saw one driving by a few times.

Oh, it's quite possible. I just know that R&S has one, and thought that maybe you were thinking about them (not on 202).

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by onebadgoat9286

lol..I wonder what they'd want for a test drive..probably a kidney and a flat in Olde City..

Some of them let you drive, some of them don't. It's a mix up.























NO test drives (for us, that is).

[TROLL]

if you guys want to regurgitate the same thread that has already been posted a few other times, at least make the effort to keep it on topic. now anyway...

Originally Posted by ITSTOCK

Situation: Crowded bar, good looking girl sitting by herself.

Conversation: "Is this seat taken."

Game over. That's all you have to do. I've never been good at the pickup lines, but I have always been good at opportunity.

i agree, but that never happens. unless you know of some secret bar.

[ozthunder]

Or hot girl who is lonely sitting at said secret bar. Which also never, ever happens.

[ITSTOCK]

Originally Posted by TROLL

if you guys want to regurgitate the same thread that has already been posted a few other times, at least make the effort to keep it on topic. now anyway...



i agree, but that never happens. unless you know of some secret bar.

PJ Wheelihans (sp?) and Freight House are excellent sources for just this. They aren't secret, but than again, the House is known for other things. "Classy" little joint though, one of my favorite places

[Turbo s60R]

Originally Posted by TROLL

if you guys want to regurgitate the same thread that has already been posted a few other times, at least make the effort to keep it on topic. now anyway...



i agree, but that never happens. unless you know of some secret bar.

hahaha srry troll i consider this internet a.d.d at its finest

[Uberu]

Excuse me, do you know how much polar bears weigh?

She says no then you say

Enough to break the ice....my name is _______

Are you camping? Cause you're pitching my tent

Check the tag on her shirt and say," just what i thought...made in heaven"