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MuddyREX · 11-22-2006, 08:29 AM

http://www.qarxis.com/node/193

zerioustt · 11-22-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

Somebody had to cry in the last thread and we aren't allowed to do them anymore.

werd....

people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid

ITSTOCK · 11-22-2006, 03:51 PM

Good old comedy central fixes a lot of people. Ron white (I think that's his name, the "You can't fix stupid"), and South Park are great for showing who has a sense of humor, and who doesn't. If you don't laugh at them, you aren't laughing at anyone!

On a side note, you have to remember this is the internet and a lot of us are here for our OWN amusement and entertainment

CobaltGrl · 11-22-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

werd....

people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid

well said!

People who take themselves and life too seriously annoy the **** out of me, I just wanna see them slip on a banana peel, point and laugh.

zerioustt · 11-22-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CobaltGrl

well said!

People who take themselves and life too seriously annoy the **** out of me, I just wanna see them slip on a banana peel, point and laugh.

lmfao..yes people falling is great!

wrx_snobordr · 11-22-2006, 04:03 PM

speakign of blonde jokes friend sent this to me today....

a Blonde joke............
>
>
> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
> over here and help me. I
> have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
> how to get it started."
>
> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
> it's finished?"
>
> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
> box, it's a tiger."
>
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle..
>
> She lets him in and shows him where she has the
> puzzle spread all over the
> table.
>
> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
> the box, then turns to her
> and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
> not going to be able to
> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> tiger."
>
> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
> relax.
>
> Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he
> sighed................
>
> "Let's put all the Frosted Fla kes back in the
> box."

Snoozie · 11-22-2006, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

werd....

people need to lighten up, ALOT!! its funny that people who complain about racist, sexist, war, political, ect...jokes will laugh at the ones that dont pertain to themselves. i for one laugh at myself all the time, ill even make fun of myself. people with no sense of humor need to get laid

stfu, you're a moron!!!

j/k

PotenzaSub · 11-22-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffros Spec V

Somebody had to cry in the last thread and we aren't allowed to do them anymore.

really?? who was that?

FASTERTHANU · 11-22-2006, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh DIRT

ok now thats hysterical and amazing.

hahah

99SL2_Modder · 11-22-2006, 07:08 PM

omg, I am so blogging this!

You're all so mean. =(

Uberu · 11-22-2006, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PotenzaSub

really?? who was that?

Hmmmmmm, you?

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?

Because New Jersey got first pick!!

Why does it always smell in the mornings? Because it is the CRACK of DAWN.

how doyou kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff into a pool

A woman walks into her doctor's office complaining that she has pain all over her body. So the doctor asks her specifically where and she begins by poking her arm and saying, "oww", then show pokes her leg and says "ow" again. Finally she touches her stomach and says oww for the final time. The doctor says, "what was your original hair color" The lady replies, "blonde" then the doctor says, "you have a broken finger.

poolmike · 11-22-2006, 07:48 PM

I'm feeling a little decrimination here. I haven't heard one good polock joke, and speaking for the rest of the Polish-American TST community....I demand to here a good polock joke. All this unfunny crap about blondes, lawyers, blacks, hispanics and jews...I'm feeling a bit left out

james_ls · 11-22-2006, 08:10 PM

If you can't make fun of yourself...your too uptight.

Plain and simple.

Jeffros Spec V · 11-22-2006, 08:21 PM

Me being Polish can't believe I haven't heard one about us yet.

Uberu · 11-22-2006, 08:36 PM

Fine, i guess i will have to end the pollock drought.

Pollocks and Sheep
Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.

Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."

So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

ITSTOCK · 11-22-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGMsubI

A woman walks into her doctor's office complaining that she has pain all over her body. So the doctor asks her specifically where and she begins by poking her arm and saying, "oww", then show pokes her leg and says "ow" again. Finally she touches her stomach and says oww for the final time. The doctor says, "what was your original hair color" The lady replies, "blonde" then the doctor says, "you have a broken finger.

Uberu · 11-22-2006, 10:19 PM

I didn't think it was that funny, but it had its moment.

its peanut butter jelly time. Are you sure you read it in a book, and not nothing? -Brian to Peter FG

Uberu · 11-23-2006, 12:16 AM

Has anybody ever noticed that making Easy-Mac is actually hard as hell?

zerioustt · 11-23-2006, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PotenzaSub

really?? who was that?

You....go get laid. I'm drunk and not sorry. Lighten up, honestly!

PotenzaSub · 11-23-2006, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerioustt

You....go get laid. I'm drunk and not sorry. Lighten up, honestly!

I don't see how Cuban Immigration or the rape of a girl is funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LSHatch

How do you get 10 Cubans into a trash can?? Tell them it floats.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl?? Throw them a basketball.

And all I said was to lock the thread. I was half-joking.

11-22-2006, 08:29 AM	#21
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11-22-2006, 03:51 PM	#23
ITSTOCK Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Sep 2005 Member #844 iTrader: (0)	Good old comedy central fixes a lot of people. Ron white (I think that's his name, the "You can't fix stupid"), and South Park are great for showing who has a sense of humor, and who doesn't. If you don't laugh at them, you aren't laughing at anyone! On a side note, you have to remember this is the internet and a lot of us are here for our OWN amusement and entertainment Last edited by ITSTOCK; 11-22-2006 at 04:01 PM.

11-22-2006, 04:03 PM	#26
wrx_snobordr Tri-State Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Member #21 iTrader: (1)	speakign of blonde jokes friend sent this to me today.... a Blonde joke............ > > > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come > over here and help me. I > have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out > how to get it started." > > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when > it's finished?" > > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the > box, it's a tiger." > > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the > puzzle.. > > She lets him in and shows him where she has the > puzzle spread all over the > table. > > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at > the box, then turns to her > and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're > not going to be able to > assemble these pieces into anything resembling a > tiger." > > He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to > relax. > > Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he > sighed................ > > "Let's put all the Frosted Fla kes back in the > box." __________________ Stock

11-22-2006, 07:48 PM	#32
poolmike Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Richboro Member #543 My Ride: '68 Kaiser M715/ '37 Ford truck/'47 Dodge truck iTrader: (0)	I'm feeling a little decrimination here. I haven't heard one good polock joke, and speaking for the rest of the Polish-American TST community....I demand to here a good polock joke. All this unfunny crap about blondes, lawyers, blacks, hispanics and jews...I'm feeling a bit left out __________________ 2012 Honda Accord Touring 1968 Kaiser M715 FrankenJeep 1947 Dodge 1.5 Ton Resto-mod 1937 Ford pick-up 1950 Crosley Farm-o-Road

11-22-2006, 08:10 PM	#33
james_ls TST Ruined My Life! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Warrington Member #1614 My Ride: 1998 Acura Integra LS//VTEC iTrader: (0)	If you can't make fun of yourself...your too uptight. Plain and simple. __________________ *Heller Dope* - When the ** is doper than Hellen Keller; it's Heller Dope To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures. BUY MY STUFF!** To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 signatures.

11-22-2006, 08:21 PM	#34
Jeffros Spec V Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Langhorne PA Member #263 iTrader: (0)	Me being Polish can't believe I haven't heard one about us yet.

11-22-2006, 08:36 PM	#35
Uberu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2064 My Ride: 2006 Impreza 2.5i iTrader: (0)	Fine, i guess i will have to end the pollock drought. Pollocks and Sheep Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep. Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn." So his buddy sticks his head in the fence. __________________ formerly SGMsubI Ha, is this possible, "And that's besides the fact that I'm lactose and tolerent lol..." -Willdue Wow

11-22-2006, 10:19 PM	#37
Uberu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2064 My Ride: 2006 Impreza 2.5i iTrader: (0)	I didn't think it was that funny, but it had its moment. its peanut butter jelly time. Are you sure you read it in a book, and not nothing? -Brian to Peter FG __________________ formerly SGMsubI Ha, is this possible, "And that's besides the fact that I'm lactose and tolerent lol..." -Willdue Wow

11-23-2006, 12:16 AM	#38
Uberu Tri-State Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Member #2064 My Ride: 2006 Impreza 2.5i iTrader: (0)	Has anybody ever noticed that making Easy-Mac is actually hard as hell? __________________ formerly SGMsubI Ha, is this possible, "And that's besides the fact that I'm lactose and tolerent lol..." -Willdue Wow

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