My Nissan pick up

[EvlEgl]

where the **** does the lesbian part come in...

Ps. your writing skills are better than mine...and I think im pretty damn good.

[EvlEgl]

Oh and 151 and me have agreed that we dont lke each other all that much...call m a pussy call me a vagina...Ill stick to grey goose and Hypnotiq lol.

I think you have us all intrugied.

[Drftpretty]

About half-way through the parking lot of cars she stops and asks "Wheres your car?"

My jaw drops to my feet as I say a line I thought I owuld never actually say "Ummmmm, Dont you think this is going a little fast"

She just starts laughing and says "No, Not like that. I want to see your car. You can tell alot from a guys car."

Now maybe it was the 151 talking, maybe it was just the mood of the moment but I just blurted out "I love you"

lol, I couldnt help it. "That was the coolest thing I have ever heard a girl say" I told her. Then I took her by the hand and lead her briskly to my car, now remember, I parked my Tiburon around back. When I got there I was the only car behind the house.

As I turned the corner with Kristy in tow I'm shocked to see a black 99 Impreza sitting next to my car. Lowered, Bronze 5- spokes, and window tint. Then I notice a set of 4 skid marks, which ripped there way through the lawn. I stoped dead in my tracks, turned to Kristy, laughed, and said "Jessica is going to be pissed off, look what this jerk off did to her lawn!"

For some reason Kristy looked sad. "Whats wrong?" I asked.
"You think Jess will be pissed off at me?"

I almost dropped a log in my pants.

[EvlEgl]

HAHAHAHA this is all to good to be true

[wrx_snobordr]

Marry her!

[wrx_snobordr]

Marry her now!

[Drftpretty]

^You guys will see, she throws me a curve ball soon lol.
Thanks for all the input guys, work gets really boring and I have to do sh!t like this to keep me busy.

[EvlEgl]

Do i have to OD on choclate and drive to Alentown?

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

She finally hangs up on this guy, and says "By the way, Im Kristy" Im just standing there looking like a sad, drunk, wet, lonely, and most importantly, horny puppy. Then she goes into a rant how much of a asshole her BF is, apparently she is on the verge of breaking up him.

Then as if by some sick joke, my ex calls me and starts freaking out.
"You didnt tell me you were going to a party!"
"I thought you hated going to partys"
"You've been drinking, havent you?"

Without missing a beat I look right into Kristy's eyes and rip my ex a new one. Instantly Kristys has a huge grin on her face and asks "How do you do that? I wish I had the balls to tell of my BF"

I just smiled and replied with "Its easy when you finally decide that you wont settle for anyone who doesnt meet your standards for your "Ideal partner""

^Thats the line that I am 99% sure sealed the deal lol.

She just looked at me all cute like, grabbed my hand, pulled my through the entire house, out front. As we got farther and farther from the party I could only think of two things

1. This Bitch is taking somewhere that no one can hear me scream

or

2. Im getting a BJ!

Either case I wasnt going to put up a fight at the moment.

Are you sure that this wasn't really me you were talking to at this party? This situation sounds all too familiar! Please continue...

[WKderF]

my entire sales staff is riveted by this epic tale.

Tell Us More!!!

[Drftpretty]

Hey, Im always up for a party. Give me a call, Ill bring life to your party, you supply the hotties, I can promise you a fight (Last New years) two lesbian strippers dyking it out on the floor (My birthday) a kitchen fire (Halloween party) or a male stripper (My brothers B-day party lol)

Give me a call, this sh!t follows me around, ask snowball. He spent like 6 nights with me. Every night is was a differnt girl and a different adventure lol.

[EvlEgl]

LMAO...im on my ****ing toes!!!

And im suppossed ot go out tonight!

[EvlEgl]

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

Hey, Im always up for a party. Give me a call, Ill bring life to your party, you supply the hotties, I can promise you a fight (Last New years) two lesbian strippers dyking it out on the floor (My birthday) a kitchen fire (Halloween party) or a male stripper (My brothers B-day party lol)

Give me a call, this sh!t follows me around, ask snowball. He spent like 6 nights with me. Every night is was a differnt girl and a different adventure lol.

Teach me Obi wan!

[sisforsurfing]

Originally Posted by EvlEgl

HAHAHAHA this is all to good to be true

Word.

The other ones were good, this one's cropping up to be amaaazinnnggg.

[Drftpretty]

Originally Posted by SexyDSM95

Are you sure that this wasn't really me you were talking to at this party? This situation sounds all too familiar! Please continue...

When Do we get to finally meet? Will you be at the meet Thursday?

[SexyDSM95]

I bet you $10 she ends up with a ring of brown crud on her mouth and he taste tested it for her!

Originally Posted by Drftpretty

When Do we get to finally meet? Will you be at the meet Thursday?

Well apparently I have a lot more free time now. If you mean the Thursday nights up in Bethlehem you wouldn't catch me up there with the current gas prices.

[jspek]

blah blah where are the pics!!! your holding out on us!! burn him at the stake i say!

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by jspek

blah blah where are the pics!!! your holding out on us!! burn him at the stake i say!

They most likely are not Asian chicks, so why would you care?

[EvlEgl]

LMAO...maybe not by her mouth though ;)

[SexyDSM95]

Originally Posted by EvlEgl

LMAO...maybe not by her mouth though ;)

Tossing salad ftw *ugh I just disgusted myself a bit*