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Old 06-27-2006, 02:00 PM   #21
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You got to do what most people who've had car broken into only dream of: beat the hell out of the asshole who did it. Nice work.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:01 PM   #22
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****s crazy, you hit him that hard you broke his leg? Yea I doubt he'll continue to steal stuff. Now it was be there is always a baseball bat in the garage. Or I do have an old school police night club that wouldve been handy.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:01 PM   #23
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:09 PM   #24
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****s crazy, you hit him that hard you broke his leg? Yea I doubt he'll continue to steal stuff. Now it was be there is always a baseball bat in the garage. Or I do have an old school police night club that wouldve been handy.
Funny you should say that lol.

When I was like 17 and going through the badass stage I kept a louisville slugger in my trunk. One day my dad saw it and knew exactly what I had it for and he just looked at me and said "What the hell have I taught you? If you're going to do that **** throw a ball and glove in there for when the cops bust your balls about it"

I almost died laughing lol. Hes a straight up Brooklyn jew.

Now that I am older and more mature I keep a collapsable night stick under my seat. I guess I need to start carrying it.

I woulda killed him if I was a few minutes earlier.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:11 PM   #25
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Ok these stories are boring, back to your love life...
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:15 PM   #26
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Ok these stories are boring, back to your love life...
i agree. did you try and spoon with the mexican after you beat him?
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:16 PM   #27
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:28 PM   #28
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^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican.
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:31 PM   #29
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^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican but I did meet up with that coke head again two nights ago and spent the night.

Ill update the thread about my dating life tongiht when I get home from work ;)
Did you lure her in by putting a line of coac on your wang wang?
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:38 PM   #30
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^ thanks lol

And no, I didnt spoon with the mexican but I did meet up with that coke head again two nights ago and spent the night.

Ill update the thread about my dating life tongiht when I get home from work ;)
did you use the broom on her too?
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:43 PM   #31
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Funny you should say that lol.

When I was like 17 and going through the badass stage I kept a louisville slugger in my trunk. One day my dad saw it and knew exactly what I had it for and he just looked at me and said "What the hell have I taught you? If you're going to do that **** throw a ball and glove in there for when the cops bust your balls about it"

I almost died laughing lol. Hes a straight up Brooklyn jew.

Now that I am older and more mature I keep a collapsable night stick under my seat. I guess I need to start carrying it.

And yes, I nailed him in the leg that hard. It really wasnt that hard of a hit. I was just pumped on adrenaline and swung down with all my might. he went right down screaming something about "DIOS MIO"
Im 19, but yea I do still keep it in the garage just incase. I do own an integra and they get stolen like everyday. I wouldnt keep it in the hatch though...i hate the sound of **** moving in my car lol
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Old 06-27-2006, 02:50 PM   #32
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he went right down screaming something about "DIOS MIO"
LOL i wonder what that means. Thats one hell of a broom handle
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"Dios Mio" that means Oh My God!
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He's lucky it wasn't mine.

I hate that the cops hit you with that, but it should feel good. I'd do something about getting him broke and homeless if you could. Sue for property damage and other stuff of that sort.

If it was mine, I'd probably still be in jail.
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THATS GREAT!
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He's lucky it wasn't mine.

I hate that the cops hit you with that, but it should feel good. I'd do something about getting him broke and homeless if you could. Sue for property damage and other stuff of that sort.

If it was mine, I'd probably still be in jail.
The cops there have to be 18 to be summer help so it was a really chill atmosphere, all the real a$$holes were out breaking up fights and stuff.
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