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Snoozie · 06-23-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AWD GS

nope but that does make me happy too

You saw your boyfriend last night, that's why.

jpalamar · 06-23-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AWD GS

im genuinely happy today

Can I haz some happy.

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nissamax

Lol and why am I an alcoholic ......

You're not.

**Big_Jim** · 06-23-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

Can I haz some happy.

here's your happy:

piku · 06-23-2011, 10:51 AM

[QUOTE=Big_Jim;2008311]lol i just sent you a text about that. when you done work tonight?

Oh it would have to be lunch. She doesn't like tijuana flats and I'm also dragging her to Bensalem tomorrow for our free steakhouse dinner.

piku · 06-23-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

Glad to see your still alive.

I am. Not much changed since my absence. Marina is growing my demon spawn, I got a car trailer so I can haul a bimmer behind the RV. The rv needs the exhaust manifold fixed, the pool is cold because I need to put 2 new solar panels up, and I just got a new pressure switch to fix the hot tub once and for all.

Oh and we're acquiring baby crap.

Oh and since I have a car trailer, I need a gutted race car now.

And speaking of meat, last night I made pork meat balls and then smothered them with marinated mushrooms and 4 cheese alfredo sauce over some nice mushy short grain rice. Awesome.

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sarawr

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT MY ARMY OF PRETENTIOUSNAKES! They will slither into your blood stream and make you listen to West Philly basement bands who specialize in only turn-tables, a rain stick and the kazoo before making your capillaries burst in geysers of PBR!

I'm assuming I'm going to have flight capabilities. I'll stretch my peeling shoulder skin and make wings to fly with. Susie has that atomic, vodka fueled left hook that rearranges noses.

sleeper15 · 06-23-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

I'm assuming I'm going to have flight capabilities. I'll stretch my peeling shoulder skin and make wings to fly with. Susie has that atomic, vodka fueled left hook that rearranges noses.

Almost like a falcon punch. Cept booze is required.

sarawr · 06-23-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

I'm assuming I'm going to have flight capabilities. I'll stretch my peeling shoulder skin and make wings to fly with. Susie has that atomic, vodka fueled left hook that rearranges noses.

It doesn't matter where you fly, I'll be able to find you with a special technology that comes from my horn-rimmed glasses. Don't even bother asking what it is, it's so obscure you haven't even heard of it.

It's cool, I've gotten my nose broken before during my one-man mosh pit at a Bob Dylan concert, she is no match for me.

J.Ralli · 06-23-2011, 11:01 AM

Hmmm a serving size of Cheez-its is 25 crackers.... who could possibly eat 25 of them

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sleeper15

Almost like a falcon punch. Cept booze is required.

My girls a badass.

jpalamar · 06-23-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by piku

I am. Not much changed since my absence. Marina is growing my demon spawn, I got a car trailer so I can haul a bimmer behind the RV. The rv needs the exhaust manifold fixed, the pool is cold because I need to put 2 new solar panels up, and I just got a new pressure switch to fix the hot tub once and for all.

Oh and we're acquiring baby crap.

Oh and since I have a car trailer, I need a gutted race car now.

And speaking of meat, last night I made pork meat balls and then smothered them with marinated mushrooms and 4 cheese alfredo sauce over some nice mushy short grain rice. Awesome.

Have a baby shower... you shouldn't need to buy much

Good sounds good actually. I wish Julie liked rice because I could eat it with most meals.

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sarawr

It doesn't matter where you fly, I'll be able to find you with a special technology that comes from my horn-rimmed glasses. Don't even bother asking what it is, it's so obscure you haven't even heard of it.

It's cool, I've gotten my nose broken before during my one-man mosh pit at a Bob Dylan concert, she is no match for me.

Hahahaha, yer great Sarah. You didn't factor in the fact that the Hipster walks on stilts that look like regular lady legs. While your tracking me in the sky, Susie will be throwing that haymaker at your knee(eye level for her). The Hipster is going down like mild mannered photographer Sarah Albright goes down on a ween.

sarawr · 06-23-2011, 11:21 AM

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Hahahaha, yer great Sarah. You didn't factor in the fact that the Hipster walks on stilts that look like regular lady legs. While your tracking me in the sky, Susie will be throwing that haymaker at your knee(eye level for her). The Hipster is going down like mild mannered photographer Sarah Albright goes down on a ween.

You're forgetting that Susie will be repulsed by the fact that I'm wearing cut-offs, revealing my unshaven beast-lady legs.

And what kind of ween? Gobbling ferocity depends on skin color.

sleeper15 · 06-23-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DownforceTom

My girls a badass.

Now someone needs to shop her angry face into that pic. :lol;

Snoozie · 06-23-2011, 11:26 AM

Obvs, it's a big black ween Sarah.

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sarawr

You're forgetting that Susie will be repulsed by the fact that I'm wearing cut-offs, revealing my unshaven beast-lady legs.

And what kind of ween? Gobbling ferocity depends on skin color.

Susie might be repulsed, but were not talking about her. This is her superhero alter ego being discussed.

jpalamar · 06-23-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Snoozie

Obvs, it's a big black ween Sarah.

The thread should be locked because of this quote... thats how much I don't want to think of that.

DownforceTom · 06-23-2011, 11:33 AM

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The thread should be locked because of this quote... thats how much I don't want to think of that.

You miss the dildo gun that much?

piku · 06-23-2011, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jpalamar

Have a baby shower... you shouldn't need to buy much

Good sounds good actually. I wish Julie liked rice because I could eat it with most meals.

Isn't it rude to throw your own baby shower? Then again I've never cared about being rude before... It's a good idea.

06-23-2011, 11:26 AM	#36576
Snoozie Tri-State Post Whore Join Date: May 2006 Member #1887 iTrader: (0)	Obvs, it's a big black ween Sarah. __________________ Ya take 'em off. "Everyone learns faster on fire." - Alkaline Trio

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06-23-2011, 10:51 AM	#36565
piku Tri-State Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bradentucky, FL Member #12166 My Ride: 335i/M3 iTrader: (0)	[QUOTE=Big_Jim;2008311]lol i just sent you a text about that. when you done work tonight? Oh it would have to be lunch. She doesn't like tijuana flats and I'm also dragging her to Bensalem tomorrow for our free steakhouse dinner.